The Final Showdown: Part Two

Characters:

Ashley J. Williams (The Evil Dead)- a man that cut his own hand off and replaced it with a chainsaw

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)- burnt guy who kills people in their dreams

Michael Myers (Halloween)- psycho killer who kills his family

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th II)- guy who kills people while wearing a hockey mask

Chuckie (Child's Play)- doll possessed by a serial killer

Candyman (Candyman)- guy who comes out of mirrors and kills people

Scream Guy (Scream)- guy who calls you up and if get one of his questions wrong, he'll kill you

Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)- cannibal who cuts people up

Pin Head (Hellraiser)- demon who cuts people up

Stan Winston (Pumpkinhead)- Writer and director of Pumpkinhead

Setting:

Still in Hollywood

Scene 1: Ash is surrounded by some of horror's best villains.
Ash: Okay. You guys want some more? Fine.

Scene 2: All of the villains pull out their weapons, all of which are used to stab people.
Ash: There seems to be a pattern here... Now who's first?

Scene 3: Chuckie runs at Ash with his knife in the air.
Ash: AH HA!!!

Scene 4: Ash stops Chuckie by placing his foot on his forehead. Chuckie sits there running in place while waving his arms.
Chuckie: You're going down you prick!!!

Scene 5: Ash pushes Chuckie with his foot and shoots Chuckie with his shotgun while the doll in on the floor. Chuckie's head explodes and sparks go all over the place.
Ash: Gotcha. Didn't I? You little sucker!

Scene 6: Ash looks up at the villains.
Ash: Next.

Scene 7: The villains push the Scream Guy out. He walks up slowly to Ash. Ash just stars at him. Finally, Scream runs at Ash with his knife pointed at Ash. Ash cuts the Scream Guy's hand off with his chainsaw.
Scream: AHHHHHHH!!!
Ash: Ahhhhhh. Put some duct tape on it!

Scene 8: Scream dies after the massive amount of blood loss. Ash just shakes his head.
Ash: It ain't that bad! NEXT!

Scene 9: Candyman builds up his courage and runs at Ash. Ash rams his chainsaw through Candyman's chest and slices him in half.
Ash: Candyman. Candyman. No! Wait! You're dead!

Scene 10: Ash exhales a large amount of air.
Ash: Come on!

Scene 11: Leatherface starts up his chainsaw and walks toward Ash.
Ash: Okay. You wanna fight the real master? Fine by me.

Scene 12: Leatherface runs at Ash, but Ash lets out two barrels before Leatherface can get in range to cut him.
Ash: Damn! That's the second time I did that to you, you remade son of a bitch!

Scene 13: Ash looks at the villains.
Ash: Look! Stop running at me with your knifes in the air.

Scene 14: Pin Head walks up to Ash. The two make eye contact. Pin Head sends some chains out of his hands and wraps Ash up.
Ash: This is new.

Scene 15: Pin Head rubs his hand across Ash's face. Ash can't do anything because the chains made his arms stick to his body.
Ash: What the hell are you going to do?

Scene 16: Pin Head pulls out a cutting knife.
Ash: Sorry. I don't need surgery.

Scene 17: Ash does a flip and kicks Pin Head in the head. Pin Head hits the floor, hard. Ash somehow gets the chainsaw to eat through the chains. He drops the chains on the floor.
Ash: Yo! Pin Head!

Scene 18: Pin Head looks up.
Ash: Let's go!

Scene 19: Ash shoots Pin Head in the face with his boomstick and chops Pin Head's head off with his chainsaw.
Ash: NEXT!

Scene 20: Jason, Freddy, and Michael all step forward at the same time. Ash smiles.
Ash: I know just what to do to you three.

Scene 21: Ash pulls out the Necronomion Ex Mortis.
Ash: Noas veratas hallamemba gottar!
Freddy: NO!
Ash: Verno venquist yo jimbo caniborrowadollar! Candar! Candar! CANDAR!!!

Scene 22: Suddenly, a vortex opens up and Freddy, Jason, and Michael all get sucked up into the vortex. Ash doesn't get sucked in because hangs onto a sturdy wall.
Ash: GOT... TO... CLOSE IT!

Scene 23: Ash looks at the pages.
Ash: Noas stormoino ya donimay! Candar! Candar! Candar!

Scene 24: The vortex closes up and the only thing left is Ash and Stan Winston. Winston walks over to Ash.
Stan: What happened to them?
Ash: Sent them on a vacation.
Stan: Where?

Scene 25: Freddy, Jason, and Michael hit the ground pretty hard. Freddy gets up and discovers that Ash has sent them to a deserted post-apocalyptic earth.
Freddy: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Scene 26: Ash and Stan are back in present times.
Ash: Somewhere I would want to be.
Stan: Oh.

Scene 27: Ash and Stan turn around and walk out of the room, side by side.
Stan: You know what? You did pretty good back there. I know this director that might be interested in making a movie about you.
Ash: Really? I'll do it if I get to play me.
Stan: Fine. We gotta come up with a name. Since you fought pure evil and they're now dead, let's call it "Evil Dead."
Ash: Great name.

THE END.

OR IS IT?

YEAH. IT IS.