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The events of last night are still running through my head, he'd said 'Miranda'.then he left. How could this happen? It would have been hard enough convincing him the baby had been born about a month early, unless it was late, but I don't think so, I don't have that kind of luck.

But now we haven't even 'done' any thing and he 'loves' Miranda. Even if I do get him to sleep with me later by the time I can convince him to, or get him drunk enough, it'll be way too late. Plus he's out of town now; I didn't get many details just a message on my answering machine saying, 'Hey Beth, it's me.I'm on my way out of town and I'll be gone all week, just letting you know so yeah, um, if you want we can get together when I get back and we can.talk.'

'Talk,' he wanted to 'talk' to me? What good would that do? Maybe I should just give all this up, I could tell my parents about the baby and face what they did to me, I mean unless there's some sort of miracle... Just then, the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Beth! It worked, the plan it 'worked'!" Kate yelled in to the phone.

"Wha.what do 'mean' it worked? We never slept together," I said in shock, I didn't get a chance to tell Kate what happened last night because I was so mortified I just wanted to leave, and now she says it worked? How the hell could 'that' have worked?

"You didn't?" now it was Kate's turn to sound shocked.

"No, I mean we almost did but he left."

"Well that's not what every one else at the party was saying."

"Really? What 'did' they say?"

"Well, Claire saw you and Gordo like, 'going at it' in front of the keg, then go upstairs, and like, a while later Gordo came down alone in a hurry with all his cloths messed up, and like 'right' after that, you came down the same way and like, just left. So, according to her it's 'obvious' that you guys did at least 'something' if not go all the way, and the only reason ya'll left like that was so it wouldn't be like all obvious, you know? And 'duh' that just made it 'more' obvious, but like, who thinks straight when hormones like fly right?"

"Wait, but what difference does it make that Claire thinks we slept together? I mean hello, like won't Gordo know it's not his?"

"Honestly McGuire, the whole party like, saw you two and they all think the same thing, so it doesn't really matter what Gordo 'says' they'll just think he's in denial or something."

"Okay but what about my parents? I mean how will this help at home?"

"Well duh, you just tell them that you really loved Gordo and you thought he felt the same. Then after he like got you to sleep with him, he like broke your heart and now he like won't even claim your baby."

"Do you really think it'll work?"

"Sure, just make sure to like cry a lot and they like won't know whether to feel sorry for you or get mad... they might like do both. Sure, it's not the same as before, but it's better than.Larry."

"Yeah I guess, and Gordo isn't even here."

"He's not?"

"No, he went out of town for a week or so, he left me a message saying maybe we could talk when he retuned."

"That's perfect! That way we can like get people to keep thinking it happened without him in the way and by the time he gets back it'll like be too late."

"Do you really think we could pull this off? I mean I don't know if I could tell people that we slept together. ya' know 'cause like we 'didn't'."

"McGuire, if you could tell people that the baby's his then you can do this, okay? And yes, we can pull this off as long as you don't lose you're cool."

"You're right, this is the same thing, just 'not', but it'll be fine, um Kate I've got to go."

"Okay, just remember what I said, bye."

"Bye."

Okay, this was new. Why should I care about telling people we slept together? I mean, I was going to tell them that the baby was his so why was this different? Because he used to be my friend? No. Because he was a nice guy? No. Because he loves Miranda? Maybe. That makes no sense! What do I care who he does and doesn't like? But he 'loves' her. no, I'm just worried it won't work, that's it.

Maybe I don't have to tell them I slept with him! Yeah, if I feel like I can't go through with it, I wont I just won't say I 'didn't' sleep with him. That won't even be a lie, it just won't really be the truth, yeah.. And who cares if it's not his baby? That's not what every one else will think... and I'll be really careful not to be alone with guys or make out in public unless it's with him. Then when I start to show, he'll be the only person who could be responsible.

Sure he'll deny it, but by the time he comes back the damage will be done. (Evil smirk)

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A/N: Hey I know it's a bit short but oh well. This is mainly so you can get Beth's POV on things right now.

B-man: LOL I'm glad you like my chapters, and thanks for your reviews. Yes I know Beth is a 'hoe'. Yeah I figured the story would end too soon if he told her in the first 2 chaps. Oh and yes he was pretty gullible in the 5th chap, but you have to keep in mind that he's not really in to the whole pop people thing and he and her haven't been close for a while so he let it go. BTW about 'fuck you is a fag' thanks for the support. Seeing 'that' would scar 'anyone'! LOL about the sex thing yeah but she's only had it like a month, and do you 'really' think that she couldn't bull shit her way out of it by saying it was born early or something, she is a bit manipulative. About the chest thing, yeah I know Lalaine, was bigger when the show started but, in case you haven't seen Duff lately she's stacked up quite a bit, plus this is like 4 yrs later and things change and grow. LOL the songs are gay huh? Oh well if you say so. what would you have preferred?

P.S. YAY! My story is 'pimp yo'! LOL thanks!

The gifted one: Thanks! Yeah I figured she should really have a chance to reflect on her past since her dad died and she needs to reflect on those memories.

PinkPrincess1: Ya se, yeah Gordo's great. I'm glad you like this fic.

Black Knight 03:Thanks, and yeah I know my punctuation sucks! But I'm working on it =) just bear with me.

Hockeylover: YAY! Thanks so much, yeah there bond is strong and I love that in this fic. I can't believe I'm an example for friends everywhere!(cool) don't give up on ur fic, and I revied on the whole Larry thing, so T/C.