June 17
2:35 PM Computers (yuck)
I swear if our computer teacher says, "This is not the age of the floppy disks," one more time, I may take my Science textbook and severely damage one of these computers.
Not only is my computer teacher a pothead, (I swear he is, I saw him with a brown paper bag outside the school and he got it from some shady kid and there was just a hint of money exchange) but he knows nothing about computers. I mean, you can't teach kids about computers when you don't know how to turn the computer on.
Dad's having trouble finding a job here. So he threatening to move to a place where the fruit eats people. I swear he doesn't have a clue about the world. I mean, he still thinks that Egypt is full of people walking sideways.
Bell will ring in 3.2.1.
4:00 PM
Finally home. I mean what kind of disaster was that? I'm trying to learn HTML and the teacher just comes ranting, "This is not the age of floppy disks, this is not the age of floppy disks!" Eventually he put it to the tune of 3 blind mice. I might have to kill myself. Then he started prancing around singing, "Becca, this is not the AAAGGGEEEE of the floppy dissssksss." Quite gollum-esk if you ask me. Next thing I expect him to say is something about his precious. (Nasty picture stuck in head now, good job Becca!) Oh well, he's leaving this year do to cutbacks, (PRAISE BUHDA!) I just hate to think what kind of teacher with a tragic 80's hairdo we may get.
4:02 PM
Flock of seagulls' hair officially makes me nauseated.
7:00 PM
Lea just phoned, she just me this really cute guy named Todd, apparently his family owns the pastry shop down the street, (mmmm pastry) and we have to go make him realize she exists. She may be my best friend, but she can be quite annoying. I really did prefer going out trying to find the perfect shade of lip-gloss, (that's saying something considering that lip-gloss has no color) she usually buys pink.
Oh dear, her comes Kate, my little sister, who may be nine but still thinks she is a dog. She also has a habit of eating my lip-gloss. I never seem to have any kiwi lip-gloss.
9:00 PM
There are ten things very wrong with my life:
I have the biggest zit. It's on my nose. I'm out of foundation. I have to go meet Todd, the cute bloke, in half an hour. My sister ate all of my new kiwi-strawberry lip-gloss. I have crazy orangutan eyebrows. My sisters little friend is missing somewhere in my house. I can hear something under my bed. My average is 92.4% I went to a party dressed up as piece of cheese.
10:00 PM
Life's hard when your little sister eats your lip-gloss.
10:03 PM
And when you have a zit the size of Jupiter on your nose.
June 18
9:55 AM Science Class
Blimey O'Reillies trousers, this sucks.
I'm sitting in Science and guess what! Review review REVIEW! I think I got my point across. We're just reviewing the unit about cells and systems. Unfortunately the guys in our class don't seem to know the difference between organism and orgasm. I must admit that it had Abe on a good laughing spree if that's what you want to call it. (Why in the name of panty hose would you name your kid Abe? I mean next thing you know you'll be expecting him to walk around wearing a stovepipe hat and really creepy suits.)
10:10 AM
Just read a wonderful note from dear old Lea. Apparently Justine, her, and I are going to go to the pastry shop and visit dear old Todd again, speaking of which this is what happened yesterday;
I went into the shop, (Lea was too scared, why do I always have to do the dirty work?) and I went to go order some eclairs from the cute guy at the counter. I guessed that he was Todd. So I was waiting when all of a sudden he emerged from the back room. He had black curly hair that was about 3 inches long, and he turned to Todd and said, "Why, what lovely ladies come to visit you!" Then he chuckled to himself and left. Todd must have been saying something but I was totally zoned out, then I heard this holler from outside. "BECCA, WAKE UP YOU FOO!" In fear of getting duffed up I quickly awakened and grabbed the eclairs from Todd and ran out the door with them. (The eclairs not Todd and the sexy beast. That's what I'll call him, the sexy beast. Teehee)
7:00 PM
Lea just phoned we're off to see Todd again. First I need to find something to wear incase I see the SB again.
7:01 PM
Found my fav lip-gloss in pieces on my astro-boy T-shirt. When I come home there will be hell to pay.
10:00 PM
Well, hell was paid if you want to say that. I yelled at little Miss Kate and she bawled like the little baby she is. Then I got yelled and. It was all such good fun.
10:02 PM
I have to go get money from dad to buy some new lip-gloss.
10:04 PM
I just looked at my guitar and I swore it looked like SB. It's nothing thirty years of expensive therapy can't fix.
10:06 PM
Mmm SB.
10:07 PM
SHUT UP BRAIN!
June 19
10:30 AM
Urgh, I think I may have SBS, (severe boredom syndrome) too much review. I hate final exams. I hate them all!
2:35 PM Computers (yuck)
I swear if our computer teacher says, "This is not the age of the floppy disks," one more time, I may take my Science textbook and severely damage one of these computers.
Not only is my computer teacher a pothead, (I swear he is, I saw him with a brown paper bag outside the school and he got it from some shady kid and there was just a hint of money exchange) but he knows nothing about computers. I mean, you can't teach kids about computers when you don't know how to turn the computer on.
Dad's having trouble finding a job here. So he threatening to move to a place where the fruit eats people. I swear he doesn't have a clue about the world. I mean, he still thinks that Egypt is full of people walking sideways.
Bell will ring in 3.2.1.
4:00 PM
Finally home. I mean what kind of disaster was that? I'm trying to learn HTML and the teacher just comes ranting, "This is not the age of floppy disks, this is not the age of floppy disks!" Eventually he put it to the tune of 3 blind mice. I might have to kill myself. Then he started prancing around singing, "Becca, this is not the AAAGGGEEEE of the floppy dissssksss." Quite gollum-esk if you ask me. Next thing I expect him to say is something about his precious. (Nasty picture stuck in head now, good job Becca!) Oh well, he's leaving this year do to cutbacks, (PRAISE BUHDA!) I just hate to think what kind of teacher with a tragic 80's hairdo we may get.
4:02 PM
Flock of seagulls' hair officially makes me nauseated.
7:00 PM
Lea just phoned, she just me this really cute guy named Todd, apparently his family owns the pastry shop down the street, (mmmm pastry) and we have to go make him realize she exists. She may be my best friend, but she can be quite annoying. I really did prefer going out trying to find the perfect shade of lip-gloss, (that's saying something considering that lip-gloss has no color) she usually buys pink.
Oh dear, her comes Kate, my little sister, who may be nine but still thinks she is a dog. She also has a habit of eating my lip-gloss. I never seem to have any kiwi lip-gloss.
9:00 PM
There are ten things very wrong with my life:
I have the biggest zit. It's on my nose. I'm out of foundation. I have to go meet Todd, the cute bloke, in half an hour. My sister ate all of my new kiwi-strawberry lip-gloss. I have crazy orangutan eyebrows. My sisters little friend is missing somewhere in my house. I can hear something under my bed. My average is 92.4% I went to a party dressed up as piece of cheese.
10:00 PM
Life's hard when your little sister eats your lip-gloss.
10:03 PM
And when you have a zit the size of Jupiter on your nose.
June 18
9:55 AM Science Class
Blimey O'Reillies trousers, this sucks.
I'm sitting in Science and guess what! Review review REVIEW! I think I got my point across. We're just reviewing the unit about cells and systems. Unfortunately the guys in our class don't seem to know the difference between organism and orgasm. I must admit that it had Abe on a good laughing spree if that's what you want to call it. (Why in the name of panty hose would you name your kid Abe? I mean next thing you know you'll be expecting him to walk around wearing a stovepipe hat and really creepy suits.)
10:10 AM
Just read a wonderful note from dear old Lea. Apparently Justine, her, and I are going to go to the pastry shop and visit dear old Todd again, speaking of which this is what happened yesterday;
I went into the shop, (Lea was too scared, why do I always have to do the dirty work?) and I went to go order some eclairs from the cute guy at the counter. I guessed that he was Todd. So I was waiting when all of a sudden he emerged from the back room. He had black curly hair that was about 3 inches long, and he turned to Todd and said, "Why, what lovely ladies come to visit you!" Then he chuckled to himself and left. Todd must have been saying something but I was totally zoned out, then I heard this holler from outside. "BECCA, WAKE UP YOU FOO!" In fear of getting duffed up I quickly awakened and grabbed the eclairs from Todd and ran out the door with them. (The eclairs not Todd and the sexy beast. That's what I'll call him, the sexy beast. Teehee)
7:00 PM
Lea just phoned we're off to see Todd again. First I need to find something to wear incase I see the SB again.
7:01 PM
Found my fav lip-gloss in pieces on my astro-boy T-shirt. When I come home there will be hell to pay.
10:00 PM
Well, hell was paid if you want to say that. I yelled at little Miss Kate and she bawled like the little baby she is. Then I got yelled and. It was all such good fun.
10:02 PM
I have to go get money from dad to buy some new lip-gloss.
10:04 PM
I just looked at my guitar and I swore it looked like SB. It's nothing thirty years of expensive therapy can't fix.
10:06 PM
Mmm SB.
10:07 PM
SHUT UP BRAIN!
June 19
10:30 AM
Urgh, I think I may have SBS, (severe boredom syndrome) too much review. I hate final exams. I hate them all!
