June 29

I was working in the yard today, much to my dismay...hey! That rhymed. Anyway, as I was scratching up my hands picking up cuttings from the rose bush, I couldn't help but notice something. The mosquitos that bite are the female ones...and what do the males do? They just fly around bumping into things and looking stupid. Then they have affairs with other mosquitos, I wonder if they have Jerry Springer or something. I can just imagine the conversation now... "BZZZ he bzzed on me!" says wife mosquito. "I did Bzz not," says husband, "you bzzing buzz!" "Bzzing you buzztard!!" Oh the hillarium!

10:00 PM

So bloody tired, the loonleaders are in bed I think...big surprise...must get to...zzzzz....

June 30

Went shopping today with Mums and she bought me a tank top and shorts and underwear. She also told me something very disturbing. She thinks I may have huge boobs when I'm older. I am now in fear of my life. She says that health care will pay for reduction. I'm just scared no boys will go out with me because I have huge nunga-nungas and are affraid I will knock them out slow dancing. Oh well...it'll make a great shelf at parties if I can't find a table to rest my plate on. After my mom proceeded to tell me this, my younger sister indulged in poking me in the nunga-nungas to see if they jiggled...and IN PUBLIC!!!! I swear I may die of embarrassment.

7:00 PM

In my room, writing a song for guitar about being knocked out by my nunga-nungas. The horror...

June 1 Canada Day

Canada Day, aaahhh*sigh* all the drunk people will follow me around. Let's just hope they're as sexy as the SB. Then I will be soooo veeerrry happy. Which brings me to recall a couple of years ago at the fireworks. Here goes:

A couple of years ago, I was waiting for my friend at the fireworks. An older...I guessed about 25 year old....guy came up to me and said these exact words, and I quote, "You gotta do it! It only happens ONCE A YEAR!" then his friends dragged him away. His friends were hotter than him...but that totally scared me. I hope I never meet him again.

June 3

Went away to my friends gymnastics today. Very interesting. Tried to do a front walk over and I'm sooooooo sore. Urgh...

June 4

Still sore from yesterday. I have to babysit...and I have to clean...urgh!!! I better start...they're gonna be here soon!!!

11:00 PM

I just got home from babysitting and I want to tell you that babysitting for 10 hours is way too long...*yawn* must go to bed now.

12:00 PM

Just realized something, they paid me $50 tonight...oh ya! Night, night.

(A/N: Hey all!!! I want to say thank you to everyone who's reading this and everyone who's reveiwing. I really like writing this.)