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Summary: Sirius and James are staying at Remus' house after being kicked out of James'. Remus has just made a confession. Siri's POV.

Pairing: Previous chap JP/SB

A/N: I'm kinda rooting for James' and Lily meant to be, and Siri and Remus… what do you think???

And does anyone know how to double space?

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I stood and stared at Remus. This was NOT what I expected, Remmy in tears, huddled in a ball near the door. I expected screams and denial and the kicking out of me. But not this. It took a moment to sink in. Remus was gay. Remus was GAY. I have never been so happy in my entire life. I threw my arms up in the air, whooped, jumped on Remus' bed and began to do the Happy Dance. Needless to say I received several glares from James who was left to redeem the whimpering bundle of what once was Remmy. While I was bouncing around screeching at the top of my lungs, James was cautiously patting Remmy on the shoulder saying questionably comforting things like

"It's not that bad" and "At least you're not a girl. Well... Sort of... actually I guess you kinda are...But I like girls, everybody likes girls, well not you but..."

Even though I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the most reliable or responsible person around, I'm very secure in who I am and in some cases what I am. I am ME and that is the absolute best person that I can possibly be. And even I can do a better job than James at comforting. I leapt off of the bed and bounded down to crouch by Moony's side,

"Moony. We don't give a shit. Whether or not you're gay you're still our friend and absolutely NOTHING could make us desert you."

He stopped crying at that and looked up at me,

"Really?"

"Really."

James decided that it looked safe to poke his head in again,

"We didn't desert you when we found out about the furry thing, now did we?

I began to give frantic head jerks, coupled with spastic eye twitches. Only and idiot could miss those signals. James was an idiot.

"So we definitely aren't going to dump you just be you like arse."

Maybe it was the word "furry" or maybe it was the word "arse" but Remmy burst into tears again. I glared at James, and furiously pointed at the battered armchair in the corner,

"Sit."

"Come on Siri, I didn't…"

"Sit. James."

"Fine."

I started rubbing circles on Remus' back,

"Shhh…"

Apparently the hype about "Shhs" and circle is true. Remmy closed his eyes and leaned into my hand. This was good. Then, with a jerk, he launched himself away from me and landed on the bed. I stayed on the floor feeling slightly cheated, while he took these huge gasping breaths. I wonder if he's going to faint, ooooo I wonder if that's how he sounds when he… No. Bad Siri. No touchie.

Remus was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed. Apparently he'd expected more drama, when it wasn't forth coming he decided to create his own. This was unacceptable. I create drama. I moved to the bed by Remus while James sat sulking in the chair. Remmy was staring at me, his shaggy hair that need a cut falling into his eyes, nose slightly red, eyes swollen. He had never looked more beautiful. I leaned in slowly, looking in his eyes, and pressed my lips to his.

"See Moony?" I said softly, "It's not that bad is it?"

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After this rather delicate moment, to allow Moony time to recover, I leapt to the center of the room and began to proclaim in my best Shakespearean accent,

"All behold the great Remus Lupin. Gay werewolf extraordinaire, when he's not on all fours he's sucking and fucking his way around the room."

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Apparently small houses have thin walls…who would have thought? We were out in two hours.

"LILY!!!"