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Tsukasa now had got hands on the oh-so popular game, so perhaps now he could leave this cruddy world and get to places where it might be a little safer. But out of another slew of unluckiness struck the -boy-; he then entered those forbidden keywords. Upon gating in via chaos gate, he was surprised to come across Skeith and Maha in a furious argument with the jack sharing problem.
"Are too!" said Skeith.
"…" said Maha.
"ARE!"
"…!"
"ARE times a Bajillion!"
"…"
"A real number would help…"
"…"
"I'm telling you! Mistress gave me twenty jacks!" Skeith shouted. Maha, frustrated, kicked skeith in that -spot- between his legs. Skeith winced back in agony from horrible, horrible pain. Recovering back, he held Maha up above him, pulled back a bit and threw the cat to the floor headfirst, Maha landing into the concrete thus, making another imprint. "I never knew you'd fight dirty like that! Totally wrong!" he cried. He looked down at the maha's twitching body, slowly poking at it with his staff. "Um... Sorry?" he talked.
"Excuse me?" said Tsukasa.
Skeith immediately looked up to Tsukasa standing there. "I- It's not what it looks like!" the monster explain
"Did you… Kill it?" said Tsukasa, being calm.
"OH NO! Damn it, I've killed her!!" Skeith confessed. He frantically speeded around the walkway; suddenly a light bulb appeared above his head. An Idea! "I know! You there, little boy!" Skeith pointed towards Tsukasa, the witness. "We'll just bury the body! No one shall know out little secret… right?" He started to edge next to Tsukasa, waiting for an answer.
"I… Don't know… I'm not good at keeping secrets." Tsukasa replied. In desperation, Skeith had another idea to assure him of the great plan. "We can live as outlaws! I'm sure you had dreams of becoming felon! I KNOW THAT EVERYONE HAS TO!" Skeith kept pleading to tsukasa to make a change, a very big change in his (or…) life. The wave master turned to the wall, and thought about it the idea, meanwhile skeith was still freaking out by clearly saying out loud, "This isn't happening! Mistress is gonna kick my ass!" Tsukasa turned back to Skeith.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" he asked.
"What, WHAT, WHAT!?" Skeith said, worrisome.
"I've thought about it… If I'm to become an outlaw, you'll need therapy. You're a very strange fellow." said Tsukasa.
"Y-yeah, whatever! Now let's bury her and get the hell outta here!" He replied, ignoring that last comment. And so the two progressed digging a burial, at last, Skeith's idea turned out to be for the better until… that light bulb blew a fuse.
"Ow."
Skeith... Oh poor skeith. He then let out a gasp and pointed at Tsukasa and suddenly burst out with…
"Murderer! You've killed my bestest friend in the entire world!"
"Say what?" the puzzled Tsukasa said, with slight irritation.
"For that, I'll punish you! Eat this!!" Skeith yelled.
"Oh, come on! Why don't you try digging it up? This is just uber-boring!" Tsukasa replied irritably. Suddenly, the monster positioned his hand forming that same cannon used earlier and fired…
"Wrong way, Idiot." said Tsukasa, with a disappointed look.
"Err, you didn't see that… THIS is my first time. JEEZ!" the creature whined.
"YAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!" yelled Tsukasa as the freaky graphics pierced him.
The boy (Err, yeah.) fell straight to the ground like an old rag doll, lifeless and gray. Oh… wait… seems that the light bulb wasn't screwed in so tight. I'll just fix that… with the hand of the author. BEHOLD!
"Oh no! What have I done…? I screwed everything. I HATE MYSELF!!" said by… you can guess who.
"!!!" Maha shouted, I think. Yes, she wasn't dead after all. Rejoice! But all is not well as Maha was covered in dirt and some shredded clothing. Having that evil flare in her eyes, Skeith…
"Oh my god! I've never been this happy to see you alive! Do you know what suffering you put me through!?" The foolish monster nearly led out some tears. "Come 'er you! Gimmie a hug!"
The creature glomped a hold of the cat and began squeezing the life out of it. Like one of those plush toys that everyone wants, but, then… nooooo! They don't exist! Anyway, the disturbed, but mad-as-hell Maha went Rambo on Skeith's sorry arse.
Look away, Children. This is gonna be a mess.
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Kite: Cut! Cut! Cut! Okay, you know what this whole story needs? Vampire Pigs… lots of them. In fact, these oinksters come from outer space. Instead of us fighting something when we don't have clue what were even doing; why not replace that wuss, Morganna, with vampire pigs? It's a usual simple story where we easily understand the evils of vampires from outer space and beat some ass. Everyone loves violence.
Gardenia (with her jaw dropped): My gosh… your ideas are so brilliant and appealing to the audience. Take me now.
Kite: …this again?
Gardenia: That is not of importance right now. All I need is you. Love me.
Kite: Nah. Let's just go play Viewtiful Joe, alright?
Gardenia: Your wisdom strikes me again…
Kite: Henshin a go-go, baby!
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