Whoa… so I haven't updated here a bit. Just having beating the final installment and school busily keeps me under its rule. Unless I'm easily side-tracked, I've somehow managed to finish up this chapter. Enjoy!

"You've done well to make it to me, boy. Or, as so my foolish henchman says so… I should have expected as much more from his stupidity to bring a human to me. Unfortunately for you, those who desire to be as wicked and nasty as me will only live such a short future. After making that fool believe I would even consider a human doing this job, HAH! I say. HAH! I scoff, and here I am, laughing at you, at this moment. My world has no need for lowly worms for you! It will do just fine with the only omnipotent here... me!!" Our… fiend discusses matters to the wavemaster.

Very perplexing… Tsukasa had no idea what was to be happening. The once vivid, lively field turned dead into dryness. The sky became a dark bloody red with clouds swirling about and the wind severely pushing around. It had become a hellish place. But it doesn't stop there -- the earth shakes beneath his feet very violently, causing tears and crevices on the ground. Thunder and lightning appeared all over, whipping the land, and tornados sprouted instantly from the sky. While the girl in white on her bed was being avoided of the disasters, she seems to not be in any danger at all. Tsukasa floated into the air by unknown forces. Orbs of energy surrounded him and moved in closer, he was as good as dead… when the voice gave the words.

"Die, puny ant!" And with that, the voice…

"Mistress! Grave News!!" Skeith appeared right in time to interrupt his master's deadly game of death.

The voice snapped out of her berserk state, and the field instantly reverted to the same ol' greenie, beautiful and wondrous place it was before. This lead a sign… rabbits and other woodland creatures came out to play, with Tsukasa falling from a distance and thus landing in a nearby bush.

"…putrid, vile, evil things! Get off my field, you disgustingly cute creatures!" yelled that corrupt A.I. voice thing-a-ma-jigger, scattering the cutesy animals away.

"And you…" She led onto her servant, "What in the bloody hell are you doing here?! Can't you see what I'm going to…?" She had somewhat a soft heart for her slaves, uh, servants. She can't seem to force it out of her what her true intentions were for the boy, but rather, come up with a lie. "…going to have a blast with the child here? WE were going to play monopoly… in the sky. So, what business do you bring, Numbskull?"

Skeith has come to tell, "Fidchell, the prophet, has brought grave news, my ruler-ress. A bunch of trendy teens and damn dirty adults are going to disrupt our plans. Also, they are planning to take your child."

"Child? Absurd… wait, yes, my child… how long will this take place as Fidchell foresees this?"

"Very, very soon. I mean -really- soon."

"How exactly soon?"

"Soon enough!"

"How soon is 'soon enough'?"

"SOON!"

"Estimate this… 'Soon?'"

"Uh… soon?"

"Very well then, for effect, we are to make the boy forget everything and make him into one of us."

Tsukasa, minding his own damn business, was picking out thorns, while the two fiend o' fiends discuss their methods of handling the coming event. It had been gone over and decided, they were to make the boy lose his memory. Still, the two had genuinely devised the perfect plans whereas any would fail; another would come to back up. Bulletproof, it was their plans. One after another and another, guaranteed to make the boy as if born evil. Shall we see how this unfolds? Of course you do!

"…" The cat appeared in. She too, heard of the news from Fidchell.

"...What now?" The clueless wavemaster asked.

"Hm. I'll introduce you to some of my good pals at a great place I know. Now I don't want you wandering off too far, little boy—there are times… times when not everything is hoo-haa, so and so with the festivities us monsters have. Humans; they are our home wreakers and they leave none alive. You'd best stay from them far as possible. I mean it! But today, you'll prove yourself worth by hunting one down!"

Skieth heeded the warnings of human intellect—it's only a bear trap, or what he says… whatever. Tsukasa only looked up at him, shrugged, but didn't mind anything at moment. He didn't seem to care what these humans were… actually; he didn't know what they were.

And off they went to step one of this grand master plan.

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To my dear Phases of 'the wave':

As any of you are reading this letter, I'm on a little vacation from babysitting. I have passed on the duties to you all to guard my child (especially you, boy) at whatever the cost or expense of your entertainment. Unto this declaration, a time will come when these player characters are… like friggin' locusts. But every so… never, it shouldn't come as a surprise to you all; our acts of villainy-ness will be put to an end... In any case, I am not waiting to be a fool in my own world and I know that our mortal enemy is drawing closer and closer. After all, we are all invincible, so there should be no worries about us being defeated. NEVERTHELESS, the prophet is somehow seeing that we WILL be screwed; that being said is also screwy. I know what you're all thinking; it's the same thing I am, obviously. My right hand men (Skeith and Maha) will fill in most details as they, too, WILL read this.

Speaking of 'Skeith', I want that bastard to stay out of the toy chest. There will be no time for play at the time being. I know Maha, you love toys, but try to get into that fighting spirit like the rest of us. And if you're all wondering what that 'other' chest next to the toy one is, I forbid you keep your eyes(if any of you have any) out of there, that's part of another plan. Now, I know you're all disappointed… and I know I promised you all toys, field trips for 'certain' rampages, so we can really own "The World" for the takings… but I must put that on hold. Again. Give your regards to Skeith for stopping us because of our… rudeness that would have been.

You see, I'm one of them villains with a different cause. People will be calling me 'evil' or a purveyor of chaos…and I really haven't even begun to cause any mayhem! I did have some plans for complete domination, but for the good cause that this is my world and I want everyone to buzz off. Now, all I want to do is rid of somebody possibly overthrowing me! Curses to that Hoerwick fellow, for an attempt to overthrow me by raising... none of your concerns, you ding bats. I mean… Really, the man has rambled about his dead, uh, friend, whatever, to me for… as long as I lived up 'til not so long ago. Then, I get to be a mother to only be removed from my kingdom. IDIOT! It's silly! I'll never get these humans. I only had an hour to myself those days. How can I get to have any fun? Thankfully, his randomness led to all your births. I guess that's some credit.

Well enough… I don't want kids ruining our freedom. So, let's kick their asses! Except the rookie boy, he is some value.

--Your unquestionably all-mighty ruler.

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Left on the cathedral doors was the letter, read by Skeith & Tsukasa, having just returned from their trip to a 'certain' field.

"After reading mistress' letter, she would be sorely disappointed in you! You could have taken down that bratty girl and her huge sword!"

"Weeeeelll… excuuuuse me! Your little 'surprise' in that treasure chest left me woozy. I wasn't in any condition to fight. Actually, I think I don't remember why I would ever come there in the first place. Weird."

"Huh?! Well, what about 'em knuckleheads after fleeing, huh?! Did you fight there, huh?"

"What, are you crazy? I was surrounded! But luckily, they didn't harm me. Instead, they asked for your kitty friend and described her as a human! Is that true, Skieth? Has she betrayed us?"

The cat having arrived late, proclaimed, "…?...!!?!? ..!!"

Skeith gestures to Tsukasa he doesn't know what she's talking about, triggering a loud smacking sound to be heard. Maha pointed to her brethren and widen her mouth, flapping with utter silence that just drifted through the air. She smacked him several times over and over, and then continued them not-so-shoutin' words. Already, the noiseless yelling made Maha out of air, flailing her arms about. It was too much for a mute to handle making her give up and fall collapsed.

"What a vocabulary!" Skeith said with amazement.

"…Very colorful, as well," Tsukasa added.

A weird shaped that was in the shape of… well, it's non-descript -- suddenly moved onto the three from way above. A loud crash was heard to right of the three, to looks of it; it was some kind of meteor with a long tip sticking out and had leafs attached to it. The shadow shrunken as whatever descended from the sky to greet Skeith with a "..!"

"Innis! Magus! Good to see you guys again!" greeted back

"T-t-those things have n-names?!?!" Said the only human, falling from the earth shattering BOOM!

"They are my brothers, silly!"

"…" Innis made an eerie noise.

"…" Magus sounded like a cheese grater.

"…" Innis, uh, replied.

"…" Magus made the stained glass shatter.

"Hey, have you guys looked at mistress' letter?" The talkative phase spoke.

Tsukasa was only freaked out by the appearances and could take no more how horrible they tried to speak. He gated out with haste, and headed to the theta server for some little relaxing scenery Dun Loireag had to offer. The rest of freakishly designed monsters didn't mind and chatted among themselves in a charming get together. There, the wavemaster thought he didn't have to deal with anyone and have some time to himself or so… another brush-in encounter with the girl he met earlier in the dungeon. Oh hell.

Hours later… Tsukasa winded up back in the Girl in White's field where the voice gave a nice pleasuring welcome to the newest rookie. She'd promise him to take of him, being unusually nice today. That's for sure.

"You did try to kill me earlier, Y'know?"

"Ah. But that was the past and you caught me in a bad mood. In fact, I feel so great on my vacation I think I'll reward you with a hot dog!"

Besides the girl's bed, formed several graphics that quickly shaped into the figure of a hot dog, warmed with all around goodness. Mustard, Ketchup, relish, the works… with syringes sticking out.

The Voice nervously let out a snicker. "Ahaa… just mind those… those are just… flavor enhancers! Yes, that's right!"

Wouldn't you know it by now? Hot Dogs are everyone's predilection and Tsukasa is starving!

"Food… Food… Why am I so hungry? Why are my legs moving on their own? Why am I drooling?"

"It's called hunger, silly!" She chuckled quietly, but yet so forceful to blurt out the laughter.

Within a matter of seconds, the delectable hot dog was wolfed down in a whole bite. Here comes the body falling to ground with a delightful smile! Tsukasa is K-Oed for further memory loss, and that makes another step in this one tricky operation. How evil!

Meanwhile… back to the forbidden church...

Maha had been told to make Tsukasa a body guard, as well as personal trainer to further grow his hate towards humans. Skieth browsed into her business like a noisy little brat pointing at random stuff asking how it works. The phase recalled a familiar bracelet in her hands and bowls of blue jell-o she had lying around.

"Blue, blue, blue. Blue is overrated. Why not make a different color for him? Yellow, huh, huh, huh?!?" Skieth pestered the cat with his ideas for Tsukasa. He has somehow grown attached to him in little time.

"…"

"Damn it, I want yellow! Wait, did you just tell me to leave?"

"…" Maha nodded.

"Oh… you can't tell me to do that! I can do whatever the hell I want!"

"…"

"Fine, I'll go!"

"…"

"Huh? You want me to stay?"

"…" Maha pointed out the door.

"Ah."

"…"

"Y'know what? I don't care anymore. I'm leaving, you dumb cat!"

"No, come back."

"Okay."

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Another several hours later, our passed out wavemaster awakens on top of the stoop belonging to the cathedral. Incoming migraine from the back of the head occurred… again, only but when he reach back to relieve his head, he felt something sticking to his hair. Yanking the paper taped behind his head, and –tried- read it with the horribly written words: @o BaWwwWk 2 teh dOomGueon!!!XclaAimashun pownt! – S)(E^#h

Whatever did he mean? Of course, the dungeon they went to.

"Skeith… I'd better ask him if I'm really wanted here," He wanted to ask him of his true resignation.

Gating out and hurrying back to the where those events occurred, he arrived at the entrance where no one was to be found. No monsters… but a man in clad armor sat there with his incessant ideals of justice. He turned over to Tsukasa.

"Shit! Wrong place! I mean… you there, eligible… I MEAN, Illegal wherabouter… finder... DAMN IT! I mean…"

"Imbecile..."

"Arggh! You'd best shut up, mate…" The horned one bopped himself in the head and screamed out, "That's not right at all! I know I was supposed to talk… to talk… in a more… sublime-y way… THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER! Damn it, this isn't my character. Where's the script?"

"You aren't fitting anywhere in this story the last time we met. Leave."

"You can't do this to me, boy! I'll rip out your spine, provided that you have one!" Brandishing out his sword, the man charged forward like a wild bull.

Weapons crossed and clashed and held together with smiling faces, Tsukasa especially made a goofy face that threw off the man which then he was bonked on the head with the staff. The man stood up on his wobbly feet and stood guard. His opponent, the wavemaster, made taunts and gestures, poking more fun at the intimidated knight. Severely enough waiting, they both locked horns once again.

"Look, a man wearing a woman's clothing! Isn't that quite funny?" the knight laughed, while in a weapon hold.

"Wha-?" Tsukasa glanced back.

POW! Into the gut, the sword-wielder punched. Even more laughing the knight made as the boy staggered back in agony and sitting for a quick breath.

"Fool! You let your guard down, you tricky little urchin. You made me lose my character, and for that, you'll meet your end!" He clutched his sword, aiming for the heart and looking for a grand victory. Just then, a yellow tentacle phased through the wall flicked his helmet with great force. The thing revealed itself to be some creature in the shape of a dumbbell and circlet in the middle. Well… the creature spared no time and slaughtered the knight.

"Hey, that tickles! GYAAAAAAH!"

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Shortly after the Knight had perished, Skieth appeared with confetti blowing out of nowhere and a congratulatory fanfare which cannot be explained where it came.

"Well done, boy! You knocked him down!"

"But I really didn't…" Tsukasa lowered his head with quieter tone.

"I saw the whole thing. You've got a nack for pissing people off, don't ya?"

"…that thing killed it," He pointed at the gelatinous monster.

"So what, you didn't beat him, but you showed off your true hate on that pig! Har, har! Boy, am I ever so glad I found you!"

"You're proud of me?" He raised his head with a smile.

"Yes, you rock, dude. You'll settle here with us quite fine! Oh, and by the way, that monster is your personal trainer to continue your grudge against those swines!"

A gel-like hat popped from the weird monster and grew a hand to tip the wavemaster off as a hello.

Tsukasa was a little startled, but he wanted to ask several questions that needed to be answered. Eager enough he let out an "Ahem," and captured Skieth's attention.

"Umm… I'm glad now that I'm a great addition to the team and all, even now if your master is acting strange and I don't remember very much…"

"Yes, she can be kooky." Skieth had followed.

"…but I somehow met that girl again—"

"Again? Did you get her back this time?"

From the phase's interruption, the wavemaster pointed to his cheek and on it was a red mark in the figure of a hand.

"Oooo, that's excellent work!"

"Yeah, anyway, she kept teasing me about something I couldn't do. It bothered me long enough, so I tired what was called 'log-out' and I wasn't able to! Is that bad?

Thwack! …it's raining men.

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Skieth: I need a legion… I need an army… I need a battalion. I need to wage war on humans.

Sora: You need a one-man army… like me!

Skieth: I don't need help from you!

Sora: Hah! You'll get nowhere without me…

Skieth: I said I don't need you! *pauses and reconsiders* Oh my god, I am so lucky!

Sora: Exactly.

Skieth: But we can't just do it ourselves… we are invincible.

Sora: I don't like going groups much, it degrades me… I'll allow only one more person and no more.

Skieth: Hmph. I'll make the rules here… I say we build an army and that's an order, slave!

Sora: Slave?

Skeith: Yes, you are my slave. I can control and destroy you! And I say we recruit that girl over there!

Kitty Riku: Who, me?

Skieth: Yes, you! I don't know who you are, but congratulations -- you have instantly enlisted in my army.

KR: *blink blink* Army? Y-your ar-army?? .......................OMG!! SKEITH!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!! I'm your biggest fan, didja know!? Well now you do!! n_______________n *glomps Skeith*

Sora: That's strange... it almost looked like you were lunging for me. Wait, why does he get a fan!?

KR: Eh? Who was that!? o_o *turns around and sees Sora* Oh...Hello… *walks around Sora* and you are...Well, I don't know who you are!

Sora: Why... I'm famous PKer, Sora, whom holds the skills that no one can surpass.

((Meanwhile, at the author's house… the dastardly FRED has taken over the spook's laptop.

FRED: Another absolutely wrong pairing… it's a masterpiece! Monster and human! Pure Gold!

Spook: Hey! You are ruining my story! Get out of here, now!

FRED: Dead men tell no tales of a cockroach capable of ruining dreams! *draws a sword and jumps out the window*

Spook: …Not sure what he did… OH MY GOD! What an awful story! This won't do one bit. Let me just change that and… ah, forget it.))

KR: Oh really....? Prove it! *sexy wink*

Skieth: Now is not the time for showing off!

KR: HEY! You wanna lose a fan!? I told the man to prove his status, and prove he shall! *grabs Sora's arm with her hand in a drag*

Sora: Hm! Interesting... but where are my manners... *tracts his blade onto Riku's neck* How's that?

KR:*purrs* Perfect... Just prrrrrrrrfect..  *moves arms behind her and wraps them around Sora's waist* I could get used to this! =3 *kitty-licks Sora's hand*

Sora: H-hey! *backs off from Riku*I don't want your cooties!

KR: *cocks her head to the side* Sora..... You act so childish... KAWAII!!!!!! *glomps Sora* I'm your new fangirl!!! *turns around and sticks out tongue at Skeith*

Sora: S-stop! You're freaking me out!

KR: Aaah, Sora-kun, you're so cute!! *strokes Sora's hair* Why do you act so childishly cute!?

Sora: I'm only a kid! Leave me alone! *runs away*

KR: *chases Sora* Come back, Love Squishy!!

Skieth: My fan... my heart... ow...

A fair warning to what FRED can do to your fanfics! Not that I planted there intentionally… but stick around for another episode!