the people from zelda go on the real world!part one of 7
link:zelda you are such an idiot!i cant beleive you signed us up for three years on the real worlds show!what in hell is wrong with you?
zelda:i had a little wine that night!
link:how much?
zelda:four kegs.....
link:four kegs?!?!?!?!dude you could have had sex with ganondorf and not remembered!
ganondorf:hey zelda stop by my place again tonight!
everyones xcept ganondorfs eyes widen.
zelda;*like janice from the show friends*...........oh................my..........goddesses!
link:i knew it!the crazy man that tried to kill me was right!zelda is turned on by ganondork!
ganondork:im not a dork!HEY!!!WHO PAID YOU TO TYPE IN MY NAME LIKE THAT MMLINK?!?!?!?!WHO?!?!ILL RIP THEIR LITTLE BRAINS OUT!
skullkid slowly tiptoes away whistling silently.
mmlink:ganondorf calm down this is a comedy and funny things shall happen!i can kill you here ya know!its my computer so its my turf!
ganondork:yeah i geuss your right.........HEY STOP THAT YOU LITTLE PUNK!
link:oops sorry that was me!he let me type something in!
skullkid:shake what yo mama gave me!!!!!!!!!!
link:skullkid my mom didnt give you anything!my moms dead you fool!
skullkid:watchyou talkin 'bout link?
durunia:hey guys whats happening?
link:durunia did you get your tongue peirced?ude that is sick!its really sick on acount of gorons dont have tongues!what did you get peirced cause you never say whats happening unless you just got a peircing!
durunia:trust me you dont want to know!
everyone gags.
ganondorf chokes up a furball.
link:ganondorf have you been eating the hair on your back again?!?!?!
ganondorf:yes!it is salty!
mmlink:hey link have you gotten past gohma yet in the mq game i gave you?
link:yes i did!its very easy though...why did the guy steal my name?!?!?!
mmlink:link shutup
link takes out some hylain sword fixing glue and tapes his mouth shut but accidently glogs his nose up too.
link chokes and tries to gag but cant.mmlink looks at the bottle.
mmlink:zelda go dig his grave
zelda:ok
mmlink:wait
mmlink:just dump his body in the sewer and say we burried it.
ganondorf:too much work lets ditch it and say we threw it in the sewer.
mmlink:that would work too xcept for the fact that we would be arrested and killed for murder!
ganondrof:he put the glue on!its not our fault!
link:i got the glue off five hours ago
link:you 2 have been argueing all day!
thats it!im goin for a coffee break!see ya next week in part two when we trie to get on the real world but then skullkid does sumthin and somethin bad happens!
link:zelda you are such an idiot!i cant beleive you signed us up for three years on the real worlds show!what in hell is wrong with you?
zelda:i had a little wine that night!
link:how much?
zelda:four kegs.....
link:four kegs?!?!?!?!dude you could have had sex with ganondorf and not remembered!
ganondorf:hey zelda stop by my place again tonight!
everyones xcept ganondorfs eyes widen.
zelda;*like janice from the show friends*...........oh................my..........goddesses!
link:i knew it!the crazy man that tried to kill me was right!zelda is turned on by ganondork!
ganondork:im not a dork!HEY!!!WHO PAID YOU TO TYPE IN MY NAME LIKE THAT MMLINK?!?!?!?!WHO?!?!ILL RIP THEIR LITTLE BRAINS OUT!
skullkid slowly tiptoes away whistling silently.
mmlink:ganondorf calm down this is a comedy and funny things shall happen!i can kill you here ya know!its my computer so its my turf!
ganondork:yeah i geuss your right.........HEY STOP THAT YOU LITTLE PUNK!
link:oops sorry that was me!he let me type something in!
skullkid:shake what yo mama gave me!!!!!!!!!!
link:skullkid my mom didnt give you anything!my moms dead you fool!
skullkid:watchyou talkin 'bout link?
durunia:hey guys whats happening?
link:durunia did you get your tongue peirced?ude that is sick!its really sick on acount of gorons dont have tongues!what did you get peirced cause you never say whats happening unless you just got a peircing!
durunia:trust me you dont want to know!
everyone gags.
ganondorf chokes up a furball.
link:ganondorf have you been eating the hair on your back again?!?!?!
ganondorf:yes!it is salty!
mmlink:hey link have you gotten past gohma yet in the mq game i gave you?
link:yes i did!its very easy though...why did the guy steal my name?!?!?!
mmlink:link shutup
link takes out some hylain sword fixing glue and tapes his mouth shut but accidently glogs his nose up too.
link chokes and tries to gag but cant.mmlink looks at the bottle.
mmlink:zelda go dig his grave
zelda:ok
mmlink:wait
mmlink:just dump his body in the sewer and say we burried it.
ganondorf:too much work lets ditch it and say we threw it in the sewer.
mmlink:that would work too xcept for the fact that we would be arrested and killed for murder!
ganondrof:he put the glue on!its not our fault!
link:i got the glue off five hours ago
link:you 2 have been argueing all day!
thats it!im goin for a coffee break!see ya next week in part two when we trie to get on the real world but then skullkid does sumthin and somethin bad happens!
