Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X and freaken wish I did.

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Ok guys chapter three is up! I added personal thank you's to those who reviewed for me. Guys if you have any ideas I'm open to them and I won't ignore them. If you have any other couples or insanity in mind, I'm right here. I'm sorry for the delay but I promised I would bring it to you so

"Let's get the party started!"

Takes out a party item and blows into it making a Fffeeeeeeeuuuuuwwwwwwwwww sound * (Ok well how am I suppose to know how it sounds?)

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"What's the prize?" the ever so calm Auron asked. His dark brown, gray, streaked hair blew with the wind when he leaned against a palm tree.

"Oh it's something really cool," Tidus informed the legendary guardian. He smirked, which gave everyone an awkward feeling of what he was planning to give the winner.

"Well it's going to be boys against girls!" Tidus's high pitched voice told them sharply.

"What ya say?! But there are only three girls and seven boys!" Wakka asked countering his decision.

"Oh.. hm I know! Yuna can have her aeon during the game and maybe brother can help be the referee!"

"Ya, but still that only makes it four against six now," Lulu was getting irritated by his poor math abilities and crossed her hands in front of her chest. By her actions it pushed her huge front to show more cleavage, and, without Lulu's knowledge of knowing, the men were staring at it. Wakka was grinning and underneath the sunglasses Auron's eyes were having a hard time not to look.

"I should also say I'm not swimming" Auron's rough, deep voice mumbled.

"Naw?! Yes, you are Auron!," Tidus's cheesy smile and pearl white teeth radiated, "I'll lend you a pair of my trunks just like I said!"

Auron grumbled, and mumbled some words that Tidus didn't quite hear (which was a good thing cause it was about him anyways.) During Tidus's little conversation with Auron, Yuna was welcoming Brother who erected his arm out to her with a purple gift bag in his hands.

"For me? Thank you!" Yuna took it while Brother looked at Rikku to tell her something. Brother was saying their foreign language as Yuna stared at the both of them. Rikku was nodding her head and she was saying, "uh huh".

"Brother wanted me to tell you that he's been trying to learn English over the past couple of weeks and would like to try to talk to you." Rikku happily said along with Brother who looked at Yuna behind those dark goggles of his.

"He would like to express his words of Happy Birthday." Rikku signaled Brother. He put his closed fist up to his mouth so that he could clear his throat.

"Happy Birthday!" He was trying to say and was shouting as if Yuna and Rikku could be deaf. Yuna looked at him confused. Rikku lifted up one her eyebrow and stared at him with a "Oh geez" look on her face. What he really said was,

"Why dit yu kic my dog!"

"Um. he still needs practice," Rikku told her summoner cousin. Yuna just smiled and gave him a reassuring face.

(Did I say it right, Rikku?") Brother asked her and she responded he was doing ok, but still needed practice.

(Can I say something else? I want to tell Yuna how Home is doing.")

(Um, sure you can try.) Rikku responded.

He started again by clearing his throat and tried to say, "Home is doing just fine, our dad is getting supplies from other Al Bhed living near the Moonflow. They are handling and supporting our crew by giving us a place to rest there. Rin is letting us sleep in his travel agencies and all the Al Bhed are trying to work so that we can earn money for Home."

What he really said was, "Last night I got seizures by sleeping underneath Rikku's chocobo who decided to almost take a huge dump on me. Home is doing terrible because our Dad asked the circus to come in and live with us. And Rin is asking me if I could feed you."

Yuna just giggled at the answer and told Rikku that he would learn it in the end. Brother just kinda blushed knowing he translated his sentences all wrong.

"Come on guys! The game is just starting!" Tidus jumped and yelled out to Yuna and her cousins. Everyone was heading out to the shore, except Auron who was standing where he was. Auron shook his head and looked at the sky wishing he could turn around. "Tidus, if I may say I do not wish to swim."

"Auron..pleassseeee! I mean didn't you, my dad, and Lord Braska ever have a fun blitzball game once in a while?"

/Birthday parties consisted of drinking and going to nice bars on Lord Braska's birthday. We showed him what fun was like especially the time when he made a fool of himself in an Al Bhed Strip Club. Hm I wonder if I still have a sphere of that./ Auron reminisced thinking in his head. He opened his mouth to say his answer.

"Not re-"

"Come on!" Cutting him off Tidus pushed Auron towards the shack with a corny look on his face. He shoved him into the room with only a bamboo chair isolated inside. After Auron grunted, Tidus made sure the shack's entry was to be closed for his privacy.

"Ok put that on, it's been waiting ever since I got here." Tidus informed him and pointed to a pair of his own swimming pair on the chair. He left, leaving the guardian mumbling under his breath.

"His pair of swimming trunks better be good.."

Auron turned to see what the pair of trunks looked like, but unfortunately it wasn't what he expected.

His eyes went wide eyed, "It's a speedo."

Uncorking his jug, he took a good sip of his beverage and stood in a staring contest with the piece of clothing.

Back on the shore was the group already heading out towards sea.

"This game is gonna be great!" Tidus thinking as he traveled behind Wakka heading out into the ocean. Everyone swam into the water and beat their arms and legs to the deep part of the sea. Yuna was signaled by Tidus with a thumbs up and soon three transparent colorful balls appeared dancing around her as she summoned the Magus Sisters.

/Tidus is stupid to not realize how powerful aeons are./ Kimahri stared in cold eyes at the young Blitzball star who was trying to practice the Jecht Shot.

"Ok you three, you have to be careful, and take it easy with us. Have fun! You know the rules." Yuna instructed her aeons. Mindy, the bumble bee aeon, curled herself into a ball and Sandy used her like a blitzball and passed her at a high speed to her sister, Cindy, the huge aeon.

Lulu, Yuna, and Rikku were on the right side of the ocean area while the Magus Sisters practiced passing around their sister. Rikku was making spins in the water while Lulu was keeping to herself and had an idea in her head.

"Heh Heh Heh." Lulu goes while staring at Wakka who was doing the Besaid Aurochs signatured move. He started twirling around with the blitzballs in his hand and simultaneously a rapid fire of them were shooting off all over the place like bullets.

"Biran is just as good as Basik Ronso," the brethren Ronso told himself and did a volley shot in the air.

"Yenke's favorite Ronso Fang is Nuvy Ronso.she is fine!!! Whhhoooooo!" Yenke goes with a holla. Kimahri was staring at both of his brothers who were messing around and he just rolled his eyes around with his arms crossed.

"Guys where the heck is Auron?!" Tidus shouted to everyone with the blitzball in arms and felt his old man's friend had ditched on him.

Brother came into the water and approached Tidus who had a question marked face. Brother put his hands into a fist and coughed once.

"Auron is still in the tent and he hasn't come out ever since" Brother informed the cheerful blitzball star in English. But again, there "What?!" look on Tidus's face and he jolted back. What Tidus heard was,

"Auron's taking a crap and he sure is grunting in there."

/I said something wrong again didn't I?/ Brother thought to himself. Tidus let out a low whistle and patted Brother on the shoulder.

"Keep your english on the DL."

Brother confused said, (what?)

".Down low," he goes, "Look I'm gonna check on Auron, to make sure he's ok, he's been gone for a while." Tidus swam out of the water and onto the shore soaking wet. He shook his head letting water droplets fly all over. Approaching the shack, Tidus neared the curtains and was about to ask if Auron was alright but what he heard was,

"grunt!!! Auhhhhhh" Auron's voice echoed through the shack followed by the sounds of Auron bumping against the walls.

/Oh my god, Brother was right, Auron IS taking a crap! Why the heck would he take a crap when there are no bathrooms?! Well.I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go. Crap, don't tell me I have to clean his mess up!/

Tidus was thinking unbelievably and decided to lean his ear to the shack wall to hear what Auron was doing.

"Grunt!," Unknowning to Tidus, what Auron was really doing was trying to put on his pair of speedos. Grinding his teeth together, Auron was pulling on them to let them stay but he was having a tough situation.

"God..dang it! I can do it! Grrrr!" Auron was persuading himself. Tidus heard the remark making his eyes grow wider as he was listening to Auron's cries inside.

"Ugh! Grr! I can DO IT!" Just one last pull, Auron was making to put on the tight pair of speedos. Although when he finally succeeded he lost his balance and fell down landing with a big crash. "Sigh." Auron relieving after the tight speedo was on him compressing his hips.

0_0! Shocked and dismayed (oh and plus disgusted) Tidus just jolted right out of there scared to look back. He ran into the ocean to the others.

After such hard work, Auron grumbled thinking how everyone was going to react to his attire. Mumbling, he departed out of the shack and walked awkwardly to the sea.

Biran, Yenke, and Kimahri were passing around the blitzball at a high speed as Tidus was just arriving with his arms flapping in the water.

"What happened?" Lulu asked the wide eyed blonde teen who stopped in her path and was out of breath.

"Oh nothing it's just that I guess Brother was right after all." The goth arched her eyebrow and replied,

"But there are no bathrooms in the shack." Lulu flinched and there grew an uneasy look on her face.

"Ya I probably ha-"

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Tidus was immediately interrupted when Yenke hollered at a certain someone in dark glasses and tight speedos making an impressive entrance. Auron felt all eyes on him swam slowly towards everyone and pulled on his speedo to keep them from falling.

"Oh my god," Lulu couldn't say anything else and stood silent watching the guardian move towards his place.

Wakka couldn't bear to laugh and tried to hide it by covering his mouth. Yuna was staring at the others trying to let them stop laughing at Auron.

"Sexylicious!" Rikku teased and laughed twirling around. The Magus Sisters behind her stood and stacked on top of each other taking out signs saying, "Nice legs, Auron" indicating his hairy legs.

"Oh shut up," Auron was blushing and self conscious. He swam to his spot and stopped crossing his arms trying to cover himself.

"So, I assume they fit?" Tidus tried to let out a smile to reassure him, but he wasn't getting anywhere. Auron just stood grumbling and Brother came to the center of the blitz area with a ball in his hand. He took a glance at Auron who replied,

"What are you looking at?" Brother laughed then shook his head and taking out a whistle. He put his arms out to indicate for everyone to get ready then blew on the whistle and let loose the blitzball in the air.

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Hey I know I know, I was suppose to make this a blitzball chapter but I was writing a lot already and needed more ideas to put into the blitzball game. I promise you it'll be a good chapter and I thank all of you who reviewed. And to those who reviewed I added a personal thank you on the bottom.

Personal Thank You's

Yunie: Hey buddy I'm glad you reviewed again and I personally have to thank you that you've been supported. Tidus is a hot character and I won't deny that with you. I hope you'll read and review my fanfic again cause it'd be nice to see you again.

Ultimate God of Destruction: Hey Brian, nice to know your back, thanks. I couldn't do it without you. I'm trying to make this story neutral for Tidus where some people will think he's a moron and silly while others still think he's great cause he's doing stuff for Yuna. I hope you'll read more. I'll review your stuff too.

Dark Fire Angel: Lol yes it would be funny to see Auron swim around and Rikku being all "o.k" about it. It's cool you find my story good and I'm hoping others will too. I'll continue until the end.

BoxerDogLuver: Yes laugh with me cause it is funny. Lol jk. That word you used sexylicous gave me an idea to put into the story. Thanks!

DClick: Hey Nice to know you think it's funny and thank for reviewing. I'm still planning on continuing and if you have any ideas to put in, I'll be glad to try to work it out.

Maziko: Thanks for reviewing and I want to let you know that I'm open to those who have ideas in their mind. You can help me if you want and I'll appreciate it. You got any more insane ideas, I'm reading to hear it. And thanks again for reviewing.

SIN (20130028122605@shenfield.library.essex.uk): Ok wow that's a long E- mail address Lol, but anyways thank you so much. Hey thanks cool you live in England I wish I could visit that place someday. I really want to get FF- X2 really badly and it looks good except I don't know about the idea of Yuna, Rikku, and Paine becoming Charlies Angel's. Yuna's necklace of the Zanarkand symbol is cool, but I really liked it when Yuna had her staff and not guns. Well I hope to see you review again, I'd like to see your opinion on your story and see you talk.