Sry my last chappie wasn't as long as some of the chapters I have written. It's just that I was having a hard time writing to I decided to end it. Anyways, moving PAST my excuses, I am going to write ANOTHER chapter (really DORK what do you call what you are doing now? XD) Anyways now that I am done talking to myself.... I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho but I do own *sobs* NO ONE o yah I own myself XD no . I DONT *gaspidy* XD ok I'm done now, ill send you onto another chapter before I freak the crap out of all of you XD

Chapter 4: MICHAEL FOUND OUT!

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT," a frustrated and STUPID (no lets say mentally challenged XD) Kat said as she jumped up and down near the demolished window (ok it wasn't THAT bad). Beth on the other hand was sitting on the couch almost ENJOYING the entertainment Kat was giving her. After several moments of jumping Kat turned around and looked over to Beth, she then proceeded this action by pointing at her. "YOU!" Kat said as her eyes became large. Beth backed away a bit being both scared and distraught, "Kat you TOLD me to do it, it's not like I KNEW I or he... or whatever could do that!!!!!!"

"YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHH, Kat calm down!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Beth yelled as Kat finally broke the thin sheet of glass and went insane, eye twitching and all (oooOOOoooo fun!). "Ok ok... calm down.. I can do this," she said as she took a couple of quick large breaths, "That's right. When my mom comes home I'll just say... That.." She stared as she looked around the room. "I'll just say that... a bunch of rabid raccoon squirrel hybrids cut a hole in the window with their awesome and powerful technology and broke in, yah that's it. I'll say," she continued as she stood up to make her statement more 'serious', "I'll say that when I saw them coming in MILLIONS OF THEM! I'll just say that I ah... Beat 'em with a broom.....," she finished as she found a broom and started to hit the air with it as if she was in fact killing these so called 'raccoon squirrel hybrids'. Beth stared at her for a second thinking "wow she snapped" and finally stood up, "Kat I DOUBT your mom will buy that.."

"WHAT?" Kat said as she turned to look at Beth, pointing the broom towards Beth, "Dare you deny me?"

"Uh ok Kat put DOWN the broom........"Beth tried to convince Kat. After a minute or two Kat, realizing she was acting like a COMPLETE IDIOT, put the broom down where is belonged and plopped onto the couch. Beth walked over to Kat and sat down next to her. After a couple of minutes Kat realized that she had sat down next to her, she then looked over to see Yusuke sitting there and almost freaked (forgetting what had happened in the past 5 minutes). After surviving the heart attack she looked down again, all of a sudden laughing maniacally. Beth gave her a weird look, "What?"

"AHAAHAHAHA that was SO FUNNY," Kat said as she pointed to the hole in the window. Beth however did not find this to be so funny, got up and walked over to the window to inspect the hole, "Kat I think you should at least TRY and figure out how to at least COVER it up before anyone gets back..."

"Hm.. I could." Kat started but never finished however for there came a ring at the door. She got up to go see who it was. As she approached the door and opened it she found it none other than Michael, "Yah what.."

"O great just make ME feel welcome," Michael said as she rolled his eyes and pushed his way into the door. "Excuse you..." Kat said but it was no use. Michael ignored her and continued into the living room. "Uh.. Michael.... Don't....... go... In........ there..........," Kat started as she made her way into the living room as well. Beth was standing in front of the hole, trying to make sure Michael didn't notice. "Uh Kat who is this... he doesn't look like that short guy from yesterday......," Michael said as he plopped down on the ground and turned on the xbox. This did not please Kat (or for that matter Beth who was trying to cover the hole) however, "Uh this is Be.. Yusuke and Michael don't you have friends or something that you could go out and do.. something.. ANYTHING with????????????"

"No they're all gone out on a summer vacation or something...." Michael said as he continued to play his game. Kat glared, "Well that never stopped you BEFORE! What did they just decide to all at once one day just GO ON A VACATION ALL TOGETHER?," Kat said as she unplugged the game. She then (ignoring her brothers cries and pleas) pushed him to the front door then out, throwing his shoes out after him, "There go roam the neighborhood, say you're homeless or something.. get some money.. I don't know what every guys your age do...," She said as she closed the door on him. She locked it and walked back into the living room. Not two seconds later Michael had come around the side of the house to yell at her through the window. That's when he noticed the rather LARGE AND well. LARGE hole in the window. With a gasp the first words out of his mouth were, "I'M TELLING MOMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

"EEEEEEEEEE SHIT SHIT," Kat said as she grabbed Yu. (OOPS lol) Beth by the arm and fled out the front door. "Wait Kat what about fix.." Beth started. "No, no time, Michael saw it, have to flee, NOW!!" Kat said as she ran down the street that just HAPPENED to be in Beth's houses direction (LOL man I LOVE being the author).

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Hiei walked out into the morning. He looked around and made his way to the local park. (ok bare with me people I haven't even given a THOUGHT as to what he would do during the day in ningenkai.) After a last minute decision to NOT after all go to the park he just made his way on to some unknown destination. Not at all did it occur to him that he was making his way to Kat's house. After a bit of walking he found himself thinking about Kat. Immediately when he had realized this he tracked his mind to another matter at hand. He stopped and looked around to find that he was close to Yusuke's neighborhood. Actually right there across the street was Yusuke walking at (or rather is seemed almost running) at a high pace. He decided not to say anything and make his way on.

After a bit of walking, cursing, and mumbling (sorry I don't know what I would make him do AHHHHH *cries* O SHAMED BE ME!) Hiei happened to have walked all his way close to Beth's house, and who none better to run into than Yusuke himself? As he walked down the street Beth (or who appeared to be) ran up to him, "Hiei, Hiei right? You're not Kat?" she said as she looked around, giving him the impression she was a bit nervous. At first Hiei wondered why this ningen had approached him, then remembered it to be none other than Beth (o come on how could he forget BETH? XD). "Hn, I am not Kat..."

"Good Hiei, I," she continued and looked around, "I... I'm not Beth..." She looked around as if a mass murderer rabbit was on the loose after her. Hiei stared oddly at her for a second, "Then.. Who would you be...," He asked as if this was the stupidest question on earth. Beth looked around again before answering, "Yusuke." This threw Hiei for a loop hole. "Excuse me"

"Yusuke, I AM Yusuke," he paused as he looked around again, "You haven't seen... Beth would you have perhaps???"

"Yes and she's standing in front of me," said Hiei, hoping to get him back for when HE was the one in that situation (o man pay back, though Hiei doesn't have as much of pay back to Yusuke as Kat does but *sigh* o well). Yusuke stared at him then said, "Ok seriously, have you?"

"Really I couldn't believe you to be Yusuke if you just said seriously," Hiei said trying not to smile (though that isn't too hard for him). Beth stopped and gave one rather nasty glare to Hiei. He was about to say something when he stopped and looked past Hiei to see Yusuke and Kat approaching (or rather Beth and Kat). He pushed past Hiei quickly and ran over the two now very close people. A weird and awkward moment passed before Beth pointed to .. Er. her. but... Yusuke (XD), "Nyah.. ! ! !"

"You didn't, er did," Yusuke started then checked down at his watch. After realizing that Beth in fact had never worn a watch in her LIFE he started to look around for someone who in fact did. After noticing that Kat had one on, he took her arm sharply and looked at it. "Hey do you MIND," Kat said as she pulled her arm away quickly. The look that was painted across Yusuke's face (or rather Beth's. but it was Yusuke's look XD) was both shocking and terrifying. "I am supposed to meet Keiko in about A HALF AN HOUR!!!" he exclaimed as he slapped his hand to his forehead. This at all did not please Beth for if they didn't switch back in about a half an hour she had to go out on a date with a girl (which just to let you all know she is straight *cough* DONT GO THERE XD). "WHAT? There is NO WAY that I am GOING OUT with your girlfriend!!!!!" Beth exclaimed so loud you might have heard it out in Kentucky (seeing as they are in Japan that's a shit long ways XD). Yusuke stared at Beth like she was stupid, "Yah like I WANT you to go out with my girlfriend..... hey wait.."

"Nnnnnnooooooooooooooo oooooooooohhhh noooooooooo no no noooooooooooo this no, this is NOT going to work out NOOOOOO no no no nonoooooooooooooooooooo," continued Beth. Kat was about ready to smack her, but before she could Hiei had done so already. Dazed and confused Beth snapped out of her 'no no no' fest. She looked around for possible candidates to as who might have done that to her. Her eyes came to rest on Hiei and she slowly went in for the kill, "Did you just slap me?"

Hiei rolled his eyes, "It wasn't more of a slap than it was a 'get over yourself' reality kick"

"Did you just slap me?"

"O lord Beth just give it up, even I was going to do that, he just beat me to it...," Kat put in as Beth shook her head still confused. "Ok so how is this going to work....," Kat said as she looked from Beth to Yusuke, then to Hiei. "Totally random right?" Hiei nodded. Kat then gave a large sigh, "Well looks like you guys are waiting it out, just like Hiei and I had to... well its not THAT bad... err... wait let me take that back.." Hiei gave Kat a nasty glare, "Yes it's not that bad being stuck in a helpless female ningen body, o wait, yes it is....."

"Yah it's not that bad being stuck in the body of a miserably short, personal hygiene challenged, three eyed freak of a demon," continued Kat, just to get back at Hiei. Well to tell you the truth folks it did, for Hiei's hand went right for his Katana, but right as he was about to grasp for it, his hand changed to a new course and shifted back down to his side. Kat (not seeing his direction of hand usage) had thought she had won and sort of did a victory dance (NOT ACTUALLY). Seeing that they were thoroughly through and that bit of a conflict did not solve Yusuke's and Beth's situation in the least bit, they set out for where Yusuke was supposed to meet Keiko, hoping they would switch back before their rondeau time.

BWAHAAHAHAAHAH don't yah hate me?????? LOL well anywayz... I decided that was a good end.. for not bwahahaha I still cant get over the 'hey Beth hold out your index finger and say "spirit gun"' thing XD right but I'm sure you guys have, anyways, seeing that I am done for now I shall tell you to review and I shall leave (remember the routine ppl????) o and how DO you spell Rondevue (yah know like meet?) Am I correct in saying Rondeau??????? See cause I don't know.. *sighs* anyways review and I'll be ski'n yahs ;P