*dances around for no reason whatsoever* I had ¾ of a day today XD. O wow
like THAT made much of a difference. Actually to tell you the
truth!!!!!!!!! It didn't e.e;;; well anywayz moving along from the harsh
truth of reality, I shall now tell you that I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho and
I do NOT err... w/e I was going to say XD but I
DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO author this story so HA *dances again then
sneezes* eww that reminds me of today where I was drinking a smoothie for
breakfast and I sneezed and it came out of my nose x.x it was sick. Right,
now that I have just spoiled your appetite I shall get on with it XD
Chapter 5: A mishap
The four walked down the street to none other than the pizza shopper place.. thingie (which btw folks the name of it is Joe's *sighs* oo Kat how original...). Kat was thinking if they could make this work. "If... no.. what if... no that won't work either... what if she... Gah....," Kat thought out loud and turned the corner to come to the pizza place..... Madooder. Kat stopped and was soon followed by the other three. "What are you stopping for Kat?" Beth asked with a questioning look on her face. "I just had an idea..."
"For what?"
"Nyah," Kat said as she pointed to Yusuke and Beth and switched her fingers back and forth, "that."
"Uh... what is it.."
"Well, I saw this in a movie once, not sure if it will work but it might.... you can try. Beth go over there, yah there, and Yusuke over there. Now, run into each other.. Maybe the impact of your colliding bodies will switch you guys back?"
"That has to be about the dumbest thing I ever heard Kat," Beth said as she stared at Kat. "You have any ideas? I mean unless you were looking forward to having a date with Yusuke's girl," said Kat sarcastically. Beth gave a great sigh and looked over to Yusuke. She looked at him in a sort of 'well should we try Kat's fecked up idea' way. He gave a 'why the hell not' look. Beth turned and looked back at Kat, and with a nod of approval in Yusuke's direction sets off at a pretty decent speed towards Yusuke. Yusuke knowing to do the same, starts off at as fast of a run Beth could do. Really folks you don't need to be brain surgeons or rocket scientists to figure out that Kat's idea was the stupidest idea since Bush got elected into presidency (sry people I HAD to say it ;P I just think Al Gore would have been better because he would have taken better care of our environment).
But can you GUESS what happened? That's right, SMACK. Yusuke and Beth were both lying on the floor, wondering why they had listened to Kat in the first place. It of course not working, Yusuke and Beth were still switched. Beth got up slowly, holding her head. She looked over to Kat with a menacing glare and stood up. "Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. BETH NO! REMEMBER YOU LOVE ME!!!!!" Kat said as she ran behind Hiei, "Hide me!"
"Hn, you got into this yourself," Hiei said as he stepped to the side so Beth still wearing that menacing look on her.. His... No her face (;P) would have a clear view to BULL RUSH KAT. "Aha... Beth.... come on! Maybe you should go into there, I mean, yah since uhhhhhhhhhhh Keiko is expecting you? MEEP!" Kat said as she laughed nervously and turned around to try and run away. She didn't get far however when a running Beth slammed into the back of Kat. As Kat hit the ground, she closed her eyes tight and went to put her hands on top of her head when she felt a little odd. Still with her eyes closed she didn't feel like she was on the ground. She opened her eyes to find herself looking down at 'Yusuke' beating Kat? "O great, o wait this is good," she thought to herself as she put her hands back into the pockets on... Hiei's uh.. X.x cloak wannabe thingie... (god it better not be a dress .) She stood there trying to look as Hiei'ish as she could. "Hmmmmm.." She thought to herself as she slowly wheeled around and started to walk off. Hiei wondering who was beating on his back, and why he was on the ground opened his eyes quickly to realize that he was no longer.... him. As fast as Kat's body would allow him he turned around and caught Beth's hand and twisted it. Beth being quiet surprised looked at Kat oddly, "Kat...?" Hiei shook his head once and looked over to a whistling Kat who was talking away slowly. Beth being not too happy about this stood off of Hiei and started to run for Kat. Kat turned around quickly and dodged Beth before she had a chance to smack right into her. "Beth what are y... I mean..... hn.... why are you attacking me you ningen fool..," Kat quickly amended as she looked over to Beth. "Hn, I don't act THAT bad...," Hiei said out loud and folded his arms still sitting on the ground. "Yah...... you do....," Yusuke said behind him. "KAT I KNOW THATS YOU," Beth yelled as she slowly walked up to Kat. "Aha.. Listen! It's already happened.... and haven't you beaten up on Hiei enough?? Can't that count for me too? I mean technically you beat me up....."
"Yah nice try.."
"No really I'm serious.... can't we just put this all behind us?" Kat said as she stopped, "HEY WAIT A SECOND! You put a hole through my window! I didn't beat up on YOU now did I!???"
"NO but you were GOING to!" Beth said as she stopped, "And it wasn't MY fault to begin with! You TOLD me to!"
"If someone told you there were nice shinny coins under a bridge and that you would get them if you jumped off would you do it!?"
"Huh.."
"YAH THOUGHT SO!" Kat said taking Beth's current confused state to her advantage bolted off at top Hiei speed. "Shit.. KAT," Beth said as she was about to go after her but a hand stopped her. She turned around to look at herself or rather Yusuke. "Listen, if you don't go in there now I am so dead.... and of the way things are looking YOU will be dead. And trust me you don't want to be in trouble with Keiko.." Beth looked down. "Hn that has to be about the smartest thing you have ever said detective,' Hiei said as he stood up. Yusuke turned around, "HEY SHORTY MIND CLOSING YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I POUND YOU!?"
"Hn, a bit more of empty insults and you might sound like Kuwabara," Hiei commented with almost a gloating grin (say THAT 5 times fast! Gloating grin.... times five! Oooooo I'm good XD). Yusuke was just about to beat the 'little shorty' before he caught himself, "Ok Yusuke calm down," he said as he breathed in and out slowly. He looked over at Beth, "She's most likely in there right now. Unless I or rather you want a severe beating I suggest you go in there now....." Beth did a sort of weird whimpering, hoping to still get out of it, it of course NOT working. She sighed in defeat and walked slowly to the restaurant.. thingie slowly still regretting many things (including meeting Kat) and when she was just about to take the door knob a sound came from behind her, "O Yusuke you're early, or was I late? I'm sorry if you've been waiting if I was late...."
Beth turned around to see Keiko (or at least who she guessed was) standing in front of her. "uh.. Yah you. must have... Been late...." Beth said glancing every which way expect for Keiko. "How DOES Yusuke act? I barely even KNOW him," Beth thought and she opened the door for Keiko to walk through. She walked through the door with a sweet smile and headed to the nearest open booth thinking Beth was behind her. Beth looked over to Yusuke like 'OMG HELP ME IM DEAD'. Yusuke returned a look as if to say 'god sorry nothing I can do, just wait it out'. With a helpless look Beth turned to the door, walked in, and walked over to a waiting Keiko.
Meanwhile Kat peaked from behind the bushes across the street to see what Yusuke and Hiei were doing. After giving a sigh Kat turned away and sat down, "Great, if I go there Hiei's going to kick my ass. If I don't then Hiei is going to FIND me THEN kick my ass." Back across the street Beth was having some trouble with Keiko. "So Yusuke, have you been doing your school work?"
"Uh.. no?" Keiko gave Beth a stern look. "Didn't we talk about this last time Yusuke?" Beth gave a n.n" look (ok I didn't know how to describe that). Keiko's look became a bit sterner, she then sighed, "I'm sure you'll do it...," she said as she glanced up at Beth again. "Yusuke sure is acting weird... is he hiding something from me?" Keiko thought as she slurped on her drink.
Kat sat there still looking out, a strange new gleam in her eyes, "Hey if I'm Hiei right now I might as well make the best of it?" Kat looked around and found a stick lying on the floor, she picked it up by the tip and held it close to her face. "Hmm," she said out loud as she continued to stare at it. The twig without warning went up in flame. "ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo-" Kat started but looked up to see Hiei standing above her. She immediately put her hand over the flame on the twig and put it behind her back. "Hey Hiei what's up? Or really you're up..... so that's a stupid question.................. but what's up? He he," Kat said with a nervous laugh to top it off. "What were you doing," he said with a tightening glare. Kat merely replied with another nervous laugh and stood up, "Weren't you with Yusuke????"
"Hn, Does it matter, and you still have yet to answer my question"
"O LOOK AT THE TIME," Kat said looking at the bare spot where NO WATCH COULD BE FOUND was on her arm, "AHAAAAAAA it's time to go." Kat then proceeded to make a 'quick' getaway when she found she really couldn't do that, Hiei had taken hold of w/e that scarf thingie was and was holding her back, "You're not going anywhere with my body"
"Aw come on Hiei lighten up! I wasn't going to go anywhere.... just," as she gave out a fake cough, "Sorta... leave....."
"Yes and that made sense, if I was a fool"
"Sure make me feel 2 feet tall, aside from me being about 5 feet now," Kat chuckled a bit from her remark but Hiei was not very happy at her remark. He let go of the scarf... Thingie... w/e it is and folded his arms, "Where exactly would you go Kat.. you can't exactly go home now can you"
"I would find somewhere, come on give me a break. To hell if I would know what you do. For all I know you sit in trees all day and go HN HN HN"
"Hn, how simple your small ningen mind is." Kat rolled her eyes at his comment, "Geeze and you're any better"
"Frankly I am, though I wouldn't like to compare myself to a lower species level." Kat glared at him, "Good, well now you're stuck in my little 'ningen' body, have fun," she said as she turned around and walked off. Hiei took a small step forward, outstretched his hand as if to say 'wait' but quickly retracted it, "Hn, we should switch back soon and I will be much farther away from her when we do, all for the better." He turned around and walked back to where Yusuke was now looking around shocked, "What's wrong detective, finally figured out you're standing in the middle of a parking lot?" Yusuke turned his glance to Hiei quickly then jumped up and down excitedly, "WWWWWEEEEEE I'm not Yusuke anymore!!!! Man going on a date with Keiko is HELL, I feel SORRY for him," Beth said as she turned to look at Yusuke sitting in the booth with Keiko.
Hiei sighed. This meant that now it was back to just him and Kat switched. "Hn," he said as he turned away from her and made his way out of the parking lot. Beth turned to him and called out, "Where are you going?? And where is Kat???" Hiei ignored her and continued on as someone neither Beth, Hiei or a human on the streets happening to walk by observed them from a distance, "Perfect"
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW I haven't updated in YEARSSSSSSS, I'm sorry I had the worst writers block imaginable, but I have IDEAS NOW, ISNT IT GREAT!!!!!!!?????????????/ *cough* not really. God it was so hard not typing *cough* or *glares* n.n" getting too used to that eh? Well I hope you enjoyed it and can wait like another 498788333857938479834 years until I update... JUST KIDDING!!!! n.n" thanks and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 5: A mishap
The four walked down the street to none other than the pizza shopper place.. thingie (which btw folks the name of it is Joe's *sighs* oo Kat how original...). Kat was thinking if they could make this work. "If... no.. what if... no that won't work either... what if she... Gah....," Kat thought out loud and turned the corner to come to the pizza place..... Madooder. Kat stopped and was soon followed by the other three. "What are you stopping for Kat?" Beth asked with a questioning look on her face. "I just had an idea..."
"For what?"
"Nyah," Kat said as she pointed to Yusuke and Beth and switched her fingers back and forth, "that."
"Uh... what is it.."
"Well, I saw this in a movie once, not sure if it will work but it might.... you can try. Beth go over there, yah there, and Yusuke over there. Now, run into each other.. Maybe the impact of your colliding bodies will switch you guys back?"
"That has to be about the dumbest thing I ever heard Kat," Beth said as she stared at Kat. "You have any ideas? I mean unless you were looking forward to having a date with Yusuke's girl," said Kat sarcastically. Beth gave a great sigh and looked over to Yusuke. She looked at him in a sort of 'well should we try Kat's fecked up idea' way. He gave a 'why the hell not' look. Beth turned and looked back at Kat, and with a nod of approval in Yusuke's direction sets off at a pretty decent speed towards Yusuke. Yusuke knowing to do the same, starts off at as fast of a run Beth could do. Really folks you don't need to be brain surgeons or rocket scientists to figure out that Kat's idea was the stupidest idea since Bush got elected into presidency (sry people I HAD to say it ;P I just think Al Gore would have been better because he would have taken better care of our environment).
But can you GUESS what happened? That's right, SMACK. Yusuke and Beth were both lying on the floor, wondering why they had listened to Kat in the first place. It of course not working, Yusuke and Beth were still switched. Beth got up slowly, holding her head. She looked over to Kat with a menacing glare and stood up. "Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. BETH NO! REMEMBER YOU LOVE ME!!!!!" Kat said as she ran behind Hiei, "Hide me!"
"Hn, you got into this yourself," Hiei said as he stepped to the side so Beth still wearing that menacing look on her.. His... No her face (;P) would have a clear view to BULL RUSH KAT. "Aha... Beth.... come on! Maybe you should go into there, I mean, yah since uhhhhhhhhhhh Keiko is expecting you? MEEP!" Kat said as she laughed nervously and turned around to try and run away. She didn't get far however when a running Beth slammed into the back of Kat. As Kat hit the ground, she closed her eyes tight and went to put her hands on top of her head when she felt a little odd. Still with her eyes closed she didn't feel like she was on the ground. She opened her eyes to find herself looking down at 'Yusuke' beating Kat? "O great, o wait this is good," she thought to herself as she put her hands back into the pockets on... Hiei's uh.. X.x cloak wannabe thingie... (god it better not be a dress .) She stood there trying to look as Hiei'ish as she could. "Hmmmmm.." She thought to herself as she slowly wheeled around and started to walk off. Hiei wondering who was beating on his back, and why he was on the ground opened his eyes quickly to realize that he was no longer.... him. As fast as Kat's body would allow him he turned around and caught Beth's hand and twisted it. Beth being quiet surprised looked at Kat oddly, "Kat...?" Hiei shook his head once and looked over to a whistling Kat who was talking away slowly. Beth being not too happy about this stood off of Hiei and started to run for Kat. Kat turned around quickly and dodged Beth before she had a chance to smack right into her. "Beth what are y... I mean..... hn.... why are you attacking me you ningen fool..," Kat quickly amended as she looked over to Beth. "Hn, I don't act THAT bad...," Hiei said out loud and folded his arms still sitting on the ground. "Yah...... you do....," Yusuke said behind him. "KAT I KNOW THATS YOU," Beth yelled as she slowly walked up to Kat. "Aha.. Listen! It's already happened.... and haven't you beaten up on Hiei enough?? Can't that count for me too? I mean technically you beat me up....."
"Yah nice try.."
"No really I'm serious.... can't we just put this all behind us?" Kat said as she stopped, "HEY WAIT A SECOND! You put a hole through my window! I didn't beat up on YOU now did I!???"
"NO but you were GOING to!" Beth said as she stopped, "And it wasn't MY fault to begin with! You TOLD me to!"
"If someone told you there were nice shinny coins under a bridge and that you would get them if you jumped off would you do it!?"
"Huh.."
"YAH THOUGHT SO!" Kat said taking Beth's current confused state to her advantage bolted off at top Hiei speed. "Shit.. KAT," Beth said as she was about to go after her but a hand stopped her. She turned around to look at herself or rather Yusuke. "Listen, if you don't go in there now I am so dead.... and of the way things are looking YOU will be dead. And trust me you don't want to be in trouble with Keiko.." Beth looked down. "Hn that has to be about the smartest thing you have ever said detective,' Hiei said as he stood up. Yusuke turned around, "HEY SHORTY MIND CLOSING YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I POUND YOU!?"
"Hn, a bit more of empty insults and you might sound like Kuwabara," Hiei commented with almost a gloating grin (say THAT 5 times fast! Gloating grin.... times five! Oooooo I'm good XD). Yusuke was just about to beat the 'little shorty' before he caught himself, "Ok Yusuke calm down," he said as he breathed in and out slowly. He looked over at Beth, "She's most likely in there right now. Unless I or rather you want a severe beating I suggest you go in there now....." Beth did a sort of weird whimpering, hoping to still get out of it, it of course NOT working. She sighed in defeat and walked slowly to the restaurant.. thingie slowly still regretting many things (including meeting Kat) and when she was just about to take the door knob a sound came from behind her, "O Yusuke you're early, or was I late? I'm sorry if you've been waiting if I was late...."
Beth turned around to see Keiko (or at least who she guessed was) standing in front of her. "uh.. Yah you. must have... Been late...." Beth said glancing every which way expect for Keiko. "How DOES Yusuke act? I barely even KNOW him," Beth thought and she opened the door for Keiko to walk through. She walked through the door with a sweet smile and headed to the nearest open booth thinking Beth was behind her. Beth looked over to Yusuke like 'OMG HELP ME IM DEAD'. Yusuke returned a look as if to say 'god sorry nothing I can do, just wait it out'. With a helpless look Beth turned to the door, walked in, and walked over to a waiting Keiko.
Meanwhile Kat peaked from behind the bushes across the street to see what Yusuke and Hiei were doing. After giving a sigh Kat turned away and sat down, "Great, if I go there Hiei's going to kick my ass. If I don't then Hiei is going to FIND me THEN kick my ass." Back across the street Beth was having some trouble with Keiko. "So Yusuke, have you been doing your school work?"
"Uh.. no?" Keiko gave Beth a stern look. "Didn't we talk about this last time Yusuke?" Beth gave a n.n" look (ok I didn't know how to describe that). Keiko's look became a bit sterner, she then sighed, "I'm sure you'll do it...," she said as she glanced up at Beth again. "Yusuke sure is acting weird... is he hiding something from me?" Keiko thought as she slurped on her drink.
Kat sat there still looking out, a strange new gleam in her eyes, "Hey if I'm Hiei right now I might as well make the best of it?" Kat looked around and found a stick lying on the floor, she picked it up by the tip and held it close to her face. "Hmm," she said out loud as she continued to stare at it. The twig without warning went up in flame. "ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo-" Kat started but looked up to see Hiei standing above her. She immediately put her hand over the flame on the twig and put it behind her back. "Hey Hiei what's up? Or really you're up..... so that's a stupid question.................. but what's up? He he," Kat said with a nervous laugh to top it off. "What were you doing," he said with a tightening glare. Kat merely replied with another nervous laugh and stood up, "Weren't you with Yusuke????"
"Hn, Does it matter, and you still have yet to answer my question"
"O LOOK AT THE TIME," Kat said looking at the bare spot where NO WATCH COULD BE FOUND was on her arm, "AHAAAAAAA it's time to go." Kat then proceeded to make a 'quick' getaway when she found she really couldn't do that, Hiei had taken hold of w/e that scarf thingie was and was holding her back, "You're not going anywhere with my body"
"Aw come on Hiei lighten up! I wasn't going to go anywhere.... just," as she gave out a fake cough, "Sorta... leave....."
"Yes and that made sense, if I was a fool"
"Sure make me feel 2 feet tall, aside from me being about 5 feet now," Kat chuckled a bit from her remark but Hiei was not very happy at her remark. He let go of the scarf... Thingie... w/e it is and folded his arms, "Where exactly would you go Kat.. you can't exactly go home now can you"
"I would find somewhere, come on give me a break. To hell if I would know what you do. For all I know you sit in trees all day and go HN HN HN"
"Hn, how simple your small ningen mind is." Kat rolled her eyes at his comment, "Geeze and you're any better"
"Frankly I am, though I wouldn't like to compare myself to a lower species level." Kat glared at him, "Good, well now you're stuck in my little 'ningen' body, have fun," she said as she turned around and walked off. Hiei took a small step forward, outstretched his hand as if to say 'wait' but quickly retracted it, "Hn, we should switch back soon and I will be much farther away from her when we do, all for the better." He turned around and walked back to where Yusuke was now looking around shocked, "What's wrong detective, finally figured out you're standing in the middle of a parking lot?" Yusuke turned his glance to Hiei quickly then jumped up and down excitedly, "WWWWWEEEEEE I'm not Yusuke anymore!!!! Man going on a date with Keiko is HELL, I feel SORRY for him," Beth said as she turned to look at Yusuke sitting in the booth with Keiko.
Hiei sighed. This meant that now it was back to just him and Kat switched. "Hn," he said as he turned away from her and made his way out of the parking lot. Beth turned to him and called out, "Where are you going?? And where is Kat???" Hiei ignored her and continued on as someone neither Beth, Hiei or a human on the streets happening to walk by observed them from a distance, "Perfect"
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW I haven't updated in YEARSSSSSSS, I'm sorry I had the worst writers block imaginable, but I have IDEAS NOW, ISNT IT GREAT!!!!!!!?????????????/ *cough* not really. God it was so hard not typing *cough* or *glares* n.n" getting too used to that eh? Well I hope you enjoyed it and can wait like another 498788333857938479834 years until I update... JUST KIDDING!!!! n.n" thanks and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
