SilverDragon: Hi guys and gals! Sorry about the wait, my friend has been
pestering me to write more of a fic I haven't even posted yet. *glares at
Fade* Anywho, here's chapter 11, "Anzu's Adventures In The Real World, Part
One." No, not where Zora came from, you see, Anzu lives in her own world
where everyone is *friends*. (*shudders*) So by right, everyone else is in
the real world. Get it? If you don't, may I suggest that you go back to
reading Dr. Seuss, as quite obviously this higher brand of writing style is
beyond your comprehension. For all you people who actually know what
'comprehension' means, keep reading.
//=yami t hikari
/=hikari to yami
blah blah=private thoughts
Marik's point of view
'How am I going to get at the pharaoh? He can always sense my mind slaves... wait, didn't one of his friends die?' "That's it! I'll use that annoying female to do my bidding! I'm such the genius!" Marik crowed to himself. He winced as his grin creased the bruise on his cheek. He'd beaten his stupid hikari for going to that moronic party and making himself look like a fool. Of course, since they shared a body, that resulted in him beating himself up.
Marik read the incantation to revive Anzu and bring her to him. As Anzu's body slowly rose, Marik got his best scheme yet. "Anzu!" he commanded of the slow-witted slave, "I want you to steal all of the Sennen Items and bring them to me!"
Anzu's glazed eyes flickered as she registered this command. Suddenly she lunged forward to the Sennen Rod and attempted to take it from Marik. "No you stupid female! Not MY Sennen Item!" Marik yelled as he beat her off him with the Rod.
"Oh. Okay. I go get for you master!" and with that Anzu took off. Straight into a wall. Marik sighed as he watched the dizzy Anzu weave out of the room, no doubt about to walk into every wall, table, chair, person, and every other thing you can think of, on her way out. "At the risk of sounding cliched, why can you never find good help these days?"
Isis's point of view
"Your Sennen Item will soon be my master's!" Anzu said, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.
Isis was unimpressed, "You need to work on that line."
Neither moved.
Then, just as suddenly as Anzu appeared, hundreds of little fuzzy pink bunnies came to the strange scene. "Ah, my evil minions!" Isis exclaimed happily.
Anzu snorted, "Evil? Those cute little things?" She scooped one up and petted it. "Ha! Evil indeed!" The 'cute' bunny reared up on its hind legs and bared its blood-encrusted fangs. The other two hundred and ninety-nine did the same. Before Anzu knew what was happening, she was covered in fuzzy pink fur balls.
Marik's point of view
"Argh! How can you die when you're already dead?! Gah, stupid mortal. Go and steal a different Sennen Item."
"Yes, master. ...OW!" Anzu had run into a wall again.
Siri's point of view
//Stupid hikari...it was only for fun. But nooo...she gets all upset...humph!//
"Zora! Give me your Sennen Item or face the consequences!" Anzu exclaimed.
"Hm? Oh. It's you. I thought I killed you."
"Well think again! Ha ha! I will have all the Sennen Items, or my name isn't...isn't..."
"You are beyond pathetic. Therefore, you must die. Again. ...YAAAHHHH!!" Siri yelled as she flung herself at Anzu.
(A.N. I'm not going to say what Siri did, trust me; you don't want to know. And if you do... let's just say that you really don't want to piss of a homicidal spirit who's already looking for something to maim.)
Marik's point of view
"Okay. You obviously can't think for yourself. Duh, you're a mind-slave, but still, even mind-slaves stay relatively smart... oh, yeah. Never mind. Try taking the Sennen Eye off of that clown with the mullet. Even YOU can do that!"
Pegasus's/Anzu's point of view
"Sir, there's an 'Anzu' here to see you."
"Ooh, goody! More fun. Well? Bring her in Croquet! And bring me my Gorgonzola cheese and fruit juice while you're at it."
"Right away, Sir." Croquet said as he left.
"Ha ha! Your Sennen Item will be mine!" Anzu yelled as she jumped into the room. This was rather anti-climatic considering that she was still twenty feet away from Pegasus. She walked awkwardly to him, as if she were wearing several pounds of explosives. Or as if she had been killed and brought back to life three times. Your pick. Anyway...
"You are Anzu I presume?" Pegasus asked pleasantly.
"Yes! How did you know? Are you a magician?" Anzu was in complete awe.
"Uh, no."
"Aww... can't you be one? For me?" Anzu pleaded in what she thought was an attractive way. Which, as we all know, is absolutely disgusting. That would explain why Pegasus was now trying to gouge out his eyes with a fork. Ow.
Anzu grabbed the Sennen Eye that had fallen to the floor and ran out the door. She got lost on the way to Marik's and ended up at the Bakura residence. She thought (A.N. yes, thought does echo randomly in her skull) 'Why not get the Sennen Ring while I'm at it?' And, thus, she went inside.
Bakura's point of view
Ding-dong!
"Bakura-chan, will you get that? I'm kind of busy." Ryou called to his dark from the kitchen.
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
"Bakura! Get the door!"
Bakura heaved himself off of the couch grumbling to himself. "Huh. Making me get the door. Why doesn't he get the door? ....Lazy good-for-nothing... Yes, what do you want?" Bakura snapped irritably at the girl on the step.
"What I want is your Sennen Item!"
"...Are you unbalanced?"
"Are you?"
"I asked you first!"
"Damn! ...Yes I am. Wait, no. Hang on, I'll have to think on that..." Bakura saw the Sennen Eye in Anzu's hand, and he got a deliciously clever plan to rid Anzu of it.
"Say...Anzu, while you think, why don't you let me take care of that heavy burden in your hand."
"This? Oh, no! Master Marik said I have to get all of the Sennen Items for him."
"Really? Me too! How about I give that to Marik and tell him you had stolen it, while you look for the rest of the Items? Isn't that a great idea?"
"Wow! It would save me a lot of time... thanks, Bakura!" And so in the face of Bakura's 'wit', Anzu gave Bakura the Sennen Eye and wandered off the sidewalk and was hit by an eighteen-wheeler. ...No one cared.
Marik's point of view
"...You couldn't even keep the one Item you had, by some freak accident, managed to get?! Get out of my sight! I never want to see you again!"
"But, but... master, I..."
"I SAID GET OUT!!!"
"Can we at least be friends?"
Anzu's/Seto's point of view
"Now, that's just not fair! Everyone needs more friends. I know! Kaiba! If anyone needs more friends it's him, so I'll...I'll be friends with him instead! So I'm off to Seto's house! Yay!" Anzu took off, telling everyone she met that they could be her friends if they wanted to. So it's no surprise that everyone she met ran away in sheer terror.
"Anzu! Hey, Anzu!" Yugi called to her from across the street. She ran over to him, two cars narrowly missing her (A.N. oh, well... there will be other times.). Yugi said, "Did you hear about Zora and Yami?"
"...No, what happened?"
"Well, Yami caught Zora and Bakura in her bedroom and now they're not together anymore! Not that they were together before," he added quickly.
Anzu was delighted.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" she faked, "And they were such a cute couple." (A.N. *pretending to strangle Anzu*)
"Yeah, well, see you later, Anzu!" Yugi said a bit breathlessly as he ran away for some unknown reason.
'Now I have Yami all to myself!'
Anzu pressed the doorbell to the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba opened the door, looked horrified at what was there, and tried to slam the door. I say try because Anzu had put her foot in the way as soon as the door had opened. She had had much previous experience as a Girl Scout. (A.N. ANYone would slam their door if they saw HER standing outside waving cookies around!)
"Oh, hi Anzu," Mokuba said, still trying to close the door.
"Is Seto here? I want him to be my new best friend!"
Mokuba stopped his vain efforts and said, amazed, "You're not here for me?" Anzu shook her head. "Oh, thank God!" Mokuba muttered to himself as he opened the door. Still muttering to himself, Mokuba led Anzu to where Seto was. "Ha! Now I'll pay him back for not buying me that Barbie! Huh, 'those are for girls' indeed!"
Mokuba continued to talk darkly to himself and left Anzu to find her own way. Anzu seemed confused for a moment, then consoled herself with an, "Everyone needs a best friend! Seto needs a friend. Friends are good." She opened a door and found Seto typing away at his computer. He didn't even hear her come in. Anzu crept silently up to Seto's chair.
"FRIENDSHIP!!" she shouted into his ear and Seto nearly jumped out of his skin.
Seto had to think quickly on how he could get her away before she became attached, but it was too late. Anzu had already planted herself in the chair next to himself. "Go away Anzu. I'm busy," Seto snapped.
"You're so funny Seto!" giggled Anzu, "I want to play a game!" Seto raised one eyebrow. He shuddered to think of what kind of 'games' this insane simpleton could possibly think of. "Let's play hide-and-seek! Okay, okay, you hide first!"
Without waiting for an answer, Anzu ran to the far side of the room, covered her eyes and started to count to ten. "Uh, one...two... um, five... sixty... one million... uhh, ten! Ready or not, here I come!" Anzu sang.
Seto decided to amuse the girl. He hid himself very obviously behind the coat rack. Unsurprisingly the incredibly stupid Anzu went by him no less than five times before Seto got bored and stepped out from behind the coat rack. "Seto! I found you!"
He rolled his eyes.
"Okay! Now I hide and you have to find me!"
"...Yeah. I'll do that. Go and hide before I'm forced to use the tranquilizer gun."
"Yay!" Anzu bounded to the other side of the room and dived beneath the desk. Seto went back to his work, now that Anzu would be happy for a while.
It took Anzu an hour to realize that Seto wasn't playing. "Seto, I want to do something else!" Anzu whined as she went to stand in front of him.
"Like what?" Seto growled as he tried to look past her to the computer screen.
"Maybe we could go outside," Anzu said as she sat on his lap.
"Get off me!" Seto cried and shoved her off. (A.N. ^_^) He stalked out of the room.
"Humph! Well I'm gonna follow him," Anzu huffed to the computer as if it could hear her.
Seto's point of view
'...Wonder if Zora wants to take a walk with me...?' He went downstairs and picked up the phone. As he dialed he saw Mokuba give him a black look. "I'll get you that Barbie if you stop looking at me like that." Mokuba's venomous look disappeared and he ran upstairs. The phone rang twice before someone picked it up.
"Hello, Turtle Game Shop and Motou residence. May I help you?" Zora said.
"Uh... 'Oh, crap! What do I say?!' (A.N. *sigh* Typical guy...) Um, hey, Zora. It's Seto," he said rather quickly, blushing furiously.
"Oh, hi Seto! Why'd ya call?"
"...I, um, wanted to know if you wanted to--to go for a walk. With me. Cause it's such a nice day an' all..." he trailed off hopelessly, finally remembering that Zora was with Yami.
"I'd love to go Seto." Seto reeled. He hadn't expected this.
"Really? I mean, it wouldn't cause any...problems?"
"Why would there be problems?"
"I just thought... well let's just say I'm still recovering from the last time I talked with you." Seto said as he gingerly touched one of the bruises that Yami gave him.
"Don't worry, Seto. Yami hates my guts now. What time?" Here her voice sounded farther away, as if she was looking at someone else as she talked.
"I can come over now if you want..."
"Sure! I'll be waiting." She hung up.
"You owe me a Barbie!"
Unknown to the Kaibas, Anzu had heard every word spoken. "Zora! Why is she always stealing my new best friends?! I'm going to ruin their little 'walk'!" With that, she dashed after Seto.
SD: Whoo! It's really long again!! YEAH!
Otogi: You need to calm down now, I think.
SD: I think I don't want to, that I don't.
Otogi: Oh gods! Please don't start talking like Kenshin now!!
SD: Fine. I won't speak funny.
Otogi: *insert sigh of relief*
SD: --that I won't!
Otogi: D'oh!
SD: Tee hee hee! ^__^ If you liked my story(s) go read Serendipity's (I think that's how you spell it...) 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha'. Much random and insane humor. But humor it has, that it does.
Otogi: Now review or the clowns will eat you! ^^
//=yami t hikari
/=hikari to yami
blah blah=private thoughts
Marik's point of view
'How am I going to get at the pharaoh? He can always sense my mind slaves... wait, didn't one of his friends die?' "That's it! I'll use that annoying female to do my bidding! I'm such the genius!" Marik crowed to himself. He winced as his grin creased the bruise on his cheek. He'd beaten his stupid hikari for going to that moronic party and making himself look like a fool. Of course, since they shared a body, that resulted in him beating himself up.
Marik read the incantation to revive Anzu and bring her to him. As Anzu's body slowly rose, Marik got his best scheme yet. "Anzu!" he commanded of the slow-witted slave, "I want you to steal all of the Sennen Items and bring them to me!"
Anzu's glazed eyes flickered as she registered this command. Suddenly she lunged forward to the Sennen Rod and attempted to take it from Marik. "No you stupid female! Not MY Sennen Item!" Marik yelled as he beat her off him with the Rod.
"Oh. Okay. I go get for you master!" and with that Anzu took off. Straight into a wall. Marik sighed as he watched the dizzy Anzu weave out of the room, no doubt about to walk into every wall, table, chair, person, and every other thing you can think of, on her way out. "At the risk of sounding cliched, why can you never find good help these days?"
Isis's point of view
"Your Sennen Item will soon be my master's!" Anzu said, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.
Isis was unimpressed, "You need to work on that line."
Neither moved.
Then, just as suddenly as Anzu appeared, hundreds of little fuzzy pink bunnies came to the strange scene. "Ah, my evil minions!" Isis exclaimed happily.
Anzu snorted, "Evil? Those cute little things?" She scooped one up and petted it. "Ha! Evil indeed!" The 'cute' bunny reared up on its hind legs and bared its blood-encrusted fangs. The other two hundred and ninety-nine did the same. Before Anzu knew what was happening, she was covered in fuzzy pink fur balls.
Marik's point of view
"Argh! How can you die when you're already dead?! Gah, stupid mortal. Go and steal a different Sennen Item."
"Yes, master. ...OW!" Anzu had run into a wall again.
Siri's point of view
//Stupid hikari...it was only for fun. But nooo...she gets all upset...humph!//
"Zora! Give me your Sennen Item or face the consequences!" Anzu exclaimed.
"Hm? Oh. It's you. I thought I killed you."
"Well think again! Ha ha! I will have all the Sennen Items, or my name isn't...isn't..."
"You are beyond pathetic. Therefore, you must die. Again. ...YAAAHHHH!!" Siri yelled as she flung herself at Anzu.
(A.N. I'm not going to say what Siri did, trust me; you don't want to know. And if you do... let's just say that you really don't want to piss of a homicidal spirit who's already looking for something to maim.)
Marik's point of view
"Okay. You obviously can't think for yourself. Duh, you're a mind-slave, but still, even mind-slaves stay relatively smart... oh, yeah. Never mind. Try taking the Sennen Eye off of that clown with the mullet. Even YOU can do that!"
Pegasus's/Anzu's point of view
"Sir, there's an 'Anzu' here to see you."
"Ooh, goody! More fun. Well? Bring her in Croquet! And bring me my Gorgonzola cheese and fruit juice while you're at it."
"Right away, Sir." Croquet said as he left.
"Ha ha! Your Sennen Item will be mine!" Anzu yelled as she jumped into the room. This was rather anti-climatic considering that she was still twenty feet away from Pegasus. She walked awkwardly to him, as if she were wearing several pounds of explosives. Or as if she had been killed and brought back to life three times. Your pick. Anyway...
"You are Anzu I presume?" Pegasus asked pleasantly.
"Yes! How did you know? Are you a magician?" Anzu was in complete awe.
"Uh, no."
"Aww... can't you be one? For me?" Anzu pleaded in what she thought was an attractive way. Which, as we all know, is absolutely disgusting. That would explain why Pegasus was now trying to gouge out his eyes with a fork. Ow.
Anzu grabbed the Sennen Eye that had fallen to the floor and ran out the door. She got lost on the way to Marik's and ended up at the Bakura residence. She thought (A.N. yes, thought does echo randomly in her skull) 'Why not get the Sennen Ring while I'm at it?' And, thus, she went inside.
Bakura's point of view
Ding-dong!
"Bakura-chan, will you get that? I'm kind of busy." Ryou called to his dark from the kitchen.
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
"Bakura! Get the door!"
Bakura heaved himself off of the couch grumbling to himself. "Huh. Making me get the door. Why doesn't he get the door? ....Lazy good-for-nothing... Yes, what do you want?" Bakura snapped irritably at the girl on the step.
"What I want is your Sennen Item!"
"...Are you unbalanced?"
"Are you?"
"I asked you first!"
"Damn! ...Yes I am. Wait, no. Hang on, I'll have to think on that..." Bakura saw the Sennen Eye in Anzu's hand, and he got a deliciously clever plan to rid Anzu of it.
"Say...Anzu, while you think, why don't you let me take care of that heavy burden in your hand."
"This? Oh, no! Master Marik said I have to get all of the Sennen Items for him."
"Really? Me too! How about I give that to Marik and tell him you had stolen it, while you look for the rest of the Items? Isn't that a great idea?"
"Wow! It would save me a lot of time... thanks, Bakura!" And so in the face of Bakura's 'wit', Anzu gave Bakura the Sennen Eye and wandered off the sidewalk and was hit by an eighteen-wheeler. ...No one cared.
Marik's point of view
"...You couldn't even keep the one Item you had, by some freak accident, managed to get?! Get out of my sight! I never want to see you again!"
"But, but... master, I..."
"I SAID GET OUT!!!"
"Can we at least be friends?"
Anzu's/Seto's point of view
"Now, that's just not fair! Everyone needs more friends. I know! Kaiba! If anyone needs more friends it's him, so I'll...I'll be friends with him instead! So I'm off to Seto's house! Yay!" Anzu took off, telling everyone she met that they could be her friends if they wanted to. So it's no surprise that everyone she met ran away in sheer terror.
"Anzu! Hey, Anzu!" Yugi called to her from across the street. She ran over to him, two cars narrowly missing her (A.N. oh, well... there will be other times.). Yugi said, "Did you hear about Zora and Yami?"
"...No, what happened?"
"Well, Yami caught Zora and Bakura in her bedroom and now they're not together anymore! Not that they were together before," he added quickly.
Anzu was delighted.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" she faked, "And they were such a cute couple." (A.N. *pretending to strangle Anzu*)
"Yeah, well, see you later, Anzu!" Yugi said a bit breathlessly as he ran away for some unknown reason.
'Now I have Yami all to myself!'
Anzu pressed the doorbell to the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba opened the door, looked horrified at what was there, and tried to slam the door. I say try because Anzu had put her foot in the way as soon as the door had opened. She had had much previous experience as a Girl Scout. (A.N. ANYone would slam their door if they saw HER standing outside waving cookies around!)
"Oh, hi Anzu," Mokuba said, still trying to close the door.
"Is Seto here? I want him to be my new best friend!"
Mokuba stopped his vain efforts and said, amazed, "You're not here for me?" Anzu shook her head. "Oh, thank God!" Mokuba muttered to himself as he opened the door. Still muttering to himself, Mokuba led Anzu to where Seto was. "Ha! Now I'll pay him back for not buying me that Barbie! Huh, 'those are for girls' indeed!"
Mokuba continued to talk darkly to himself and left Anzu to find her own way. Anzu seemed confused for a moment, then consoled herself with an, "Everyone needs a best friend! Seto needs a friend. Friends are good." She opened a door and found Seto typing away at his computer. He didn't even hear her come in. Anzu crept silently up to Seto's chair.
"FRIENDSHIP!!" she shouted into his ear and Seto nearly jumped out of his skin.
Seto had to think quickly on how he could get her away before she became attached, but it was too late. Anzu had already planted herself in the chair next to himself. "Go away Anzu. I'm busy," Seto snapped.
"You're so funny Seto!" giggled Anzu, "I want to play a game!" Seto raised one eyebrow. He shuddered to think of what kind of 'games' this insane simpleton could possibly think of. "Let's play hide-and-seek! Okay, okay, you hide first!"
Without waiting for an answer, Anzu ran to the far side of the room, covered her eyes and started to count to ten. "Uh, one...two... um, five... sixty... one million... uhh, ten! Ready or not, here I come!" Anzu sang.
Seto decided to amuse the girl. He hid himself very obviously behind the coat rack. Unsurprisingly the incredibly stupid Anzu went by him no less than five times before Seto got bored and stepped out from behind the coat rack. "Seto! I found you!"
He rolled his eyes.
"Okay! Now I hide and you have to find me!"
"...Yeah. I'll do that. Go and hide before I'm forced to use the tranquilizer gun."
"Yay!" Anzu bounded to the other side of the room and dived beneath the desk. Seto went back to his work, now that Anzu would be happy for a while.
It took Anzu an hour to realize that Seto wasn't playing. "Seto, I want to do something else!" Anzu whined as she went to stand in front of him.
"Like what?" Seto growled as he tried to look past her to the computer screen.
"Maybe we could go outside," Anzu said as she sat on his lap.
"Get off me!" Seto cried and shoved her off. (A.N. ^_^) He stalked out of the room.
"Humph! Well I'm gonna follow him," Anzu huffed to the computer as if it could hear her.
Seto's point of view
'...Wonder if Zora wants to take a walk with me...?' He went downstairs and picked up the phone. As he dialed he saw Mokuba give him a black look. "I'll get you that Barbie if you stop looking at me like that." Mokuba's venomous look disappeared and he ran upstairs. The phone rang twice before someone picked it up.
"Hello, Turtle Game Shop and Motou residence. May I help you?" Zora said.
"Uh... 'Oh, crap! What do I say?!' (A.N. *sigh* Typical guy...) Um, hey, Zora. It's Seto," he said rather quickly, blushing furiously.
"Oh, hi Seto! Why'd ya call?"
"...I, um, wanted to know if you wanted to--to go for a walk. With me. Cause it's such a nice day an' all..." he trailed off hopelessly, finally remembering that Zora was with Yami.
"I'd love to go Seto." Seto reeled. He hadn't expected this.
"Really? I mean, it wouldn't cause any...problems?"
"Why would there be problems?"
"I just thought... well let's just say I'm still recovering from the last time I talked with you." Seto said as he gingerly touched one of the bruises that Yami gave him.
"Don't worry, Seto. Yami hates my guts now. What time?" Here her voice sounded farther away, as if she was looking at someone else as she talked.
"I can come over now if you want..."
"Sure! I'll be waiting." She hung up.
"You owe me a Barbie!"
Unknown to the Kaibas, Anzu had heard every word spoken. "Zora! Why is she always stealing my new best friends?! I'm going to ruin their little 'walk'!" With that, she dashed after Seto.
SD: Whoo! It's really long again!! YEAH!
Otogi: You need to calm down now, I think.
SD: I think I don't want to, that I don't.
Otogi: Oh gods! Please don't start talking like Kenshin now!!
SD: Fine. I won't speak funny.
Otogi: *insert sigh of relief*
SD: --that I won't!
Otogi: D'oh!
SD: Tee hee hee! ^__^ If you liked my story(s) go read Serendipity's (I think that's how you spell it...) 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha'. Much random and insane humor. But humor it has, that it does.
Otogi: Now review or the clowns will eat you! ^^
