I don't own Slayers! But.. ::takes deep breath:: VALGAAV IS MINE!!!! Muahahahahahahahaaahaha!!!!! ::ahem:: I think ill shut up now.. -.-

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Valgaav: this new script is stupid!

Director: deal w/ it! Were trying to make this episode work!

Valgaav: I absolutely refuse to do this!!!

Director: why? You get to kill people. Your favorite hobby.

Valgaav: it makes me look like an idiot! Killing weak people isn't fun!

Hikari: hey! I'm the new actor you asked for.. What do I need to do?

Lina: our new actor is a girl?

Director: yup! What do you think?

Philia(I think this is how you spell her name): yay! At least there's another person to talk to now! ::takes out tea table:: have some tea!

Hikari: ::joins Philia for tea:: least the people here are nice!

Valgaav: THAT'S THE PERSON THAT IM SUPPOSED TO KILL?!?!

Director: ::sighs: such a mushy love scene that's to come! You fall in love yet destiny is cruel too all! You must destroy her for the sake of the world! ::eyes twinkling::

Valgaav: I don't do that "saving the world" crap!

Director: but I'm the director! ::tears::

Hikari: don't I get a say in this?

Valgaav and Director: no!

Hikari: hmmmm.. ::borrows mace-sama from Philia:: DIE!!!!! ::goes running around studio chasing the director n Valgaav::

~hours later.~

Hikari is still sipping tea with Philia, Lina, and Amelia while talking about the new scene

Hikari: this studio was weirder than the last.

Lina: you'll get used to it.

Amelia: all warriors of justice need cool scenes so they can make their image look cool!!!

Hikari: um.. incase you haven't noticed. I'm a monster. not a warrior of justice. I'm completely opposed to that.

Amelia: WHAAAAAAAT?!?! ::in shock:: A MONSTER?!?! HOW COULD THIS BE?!?! ::inspects Hikari:: HA! Your lying

Hikari: and why's that?

Amelia: all monsters wear black! Like Mr. Xelloss and Mr. Valgaav.

Hikari: I am wearing black.. ::points to shoes::

Lina: little miss justice here is always like that so don't bother.

Hikari: oh. ok then.::gets up:: I should c what I'm supposed to get killed by.. I guess. c see ya guys later! ::goes to find Valgaav::

Philia: she has feelings for him already!

Lina: the scene didn't even start yet.

Zelgadis and Gourry come over

Zel (I'm to lazy to type his whole name):what were you talking about with the new girl?

Lina: wouldn't you like to know

Gourry: yea. I think I would

Lina: it was sarcasm jellyfish-brains!

Gourry: really?

Lina: really!! And besides. we think that the new girl has a thing for Valgaav!

Zel: but we saw the script. She's supposed to have a thing for him.

Philia: we mean literally. I personally think that they would look cute together!

Gourry: really?

All: SHUT UP GOURRY!

Gourry: ok.:: goes n hides in corner::

Zel: and then you were planning too..

Amelia: USE THE POWER OF JUSTICE TO BRING THEM TOGETHER! even if they are monsters

Lina: sorta what she said but without the justice thingy.

Zel: this is going to be hard. who ever heard of monsters falling in love?

Philia: ask the monster himself.. in this case.::takes deep breath:: Xelloss.

Lina: you really hate him that much?

Philia: HES A BAKA NAMAGOMI!!! OF COURSE I HATE HIM!!!

Zel: right.. Your getting off subject.

Lina: sooo.. how are we going to get them together w/o the director knowing?

Amelia: we do everything w/o the director knowing! Hes too stupid! ::being all cheerful 4 some reason::

Philia: we'll think of something.

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that's all 4 now I guess. R&R!!! ^.^