Hikari: YAY!!! THE FOURTH CHAPTER IS UP! MUAHAHAHA! *cough* btw.. i'll be changing the action stuff = :: into stars = * so its like.. ::kick:: -- *kick* get it? i don't think I make any sense but o well!

Valgaav: *sweatdrop* u don't really need to explain it... the readers aren't that stupid...

Hikari: what if they are?!

Valgaav: sucks for them then

Hikari: errr.. right... anyways, on with the fic! *music in the background*

Note: thank you all reviewers! it makes me feel good that my fics are being appreciated! ^_^

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Somewhere in Hawaii.....

On a beach......

By a resort...

The resort called Piffle Princess(i took this from Angelic layer lol)...

Some in water and some on beach chairs.....

Beneath the umbrella....

On the beach cairs....

Far from the highway....

By the (Valgaav: JUST START WITH THE DAMN STORY ALREADY!!!! Hikari: fiiiine then.. ruin my omnious intro! Valgaav: its not omnioius.. its moronic. Hikari: hmph! fine then! Valgaav:*glare* Hikari: fine! i'll start with the dumb story... sheesh!!!!)

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Somewhere in Hawaii... (Valgaav: DONT START WITH ME! WE'LL LOSE ALL THE REVIEWERS! Hikari: your right! i better start the story... Valgaav:so know she starts thinking...*sweatdrop*)

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Somewhere in Hawaii....(yea im really starting this time)

Lina: c'mon Hikari! you havta come out of your room sometime!

Amelia: and besides... what's the harm in swimming?

Hikari: YOU BOUGHT ME A LOUSY SWIMSUIT! I'D RATHER WEAR A ONE-PIECE!!

Lina: shes bashful...

Amelia: I wonder if it's because Mr. Valgaav is going to be watching...

Lina: why do you think that?

Amelia: everyone in slayers is sort of like a couple.. we're paired in some sort of way... like you and Mr. Gourry, me and Mr. Zelgadis, Ms. Philia and Mr. Xellos... Mr. Valgaav is the only one single...

Lina: you mean excluding all the other monsters.. i guess you have a point...

Hikari: I CAN HEAR YOU!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO OUT THERE!!!

Lina: your just full of love for him aren't you? you know you want him(not the nasty way juss fer your info)...

Hikari:*happens to run out in bathing suit*DIE! FIREBALL!!! *sword appears again and starts chasing lina around the building*

Authoress appears again

Authoress: this would be very interesting if it actually came out on anime but alas.. i don't own slayers...

Amelia: you don't?

Authoress: nope! some other anime company does(i forgot! .)

Amelia: you own a company?

Authoress: nope.. just a computer.. anways... keep up the good work! *poofs away again*

Amelia: ...

~*~*~*~at the swimming pool~*~*~*~

Hikari was finally out of her room and now was in a swimming contest with Valgaav...

Lina: I bet 20 gold on Hikari

Gourry: I guess I'll bet on Valgaav then...

Lina: you can bet for Hikari if you want to...

and Gourry falls asleep...

Lina: o..k.. how 'bout you, Zel?

Zelgadis: I'm not betting.. and don't call me that!

Lina: why? are you chicken?

Zelgadis: it wastes my time...

Lina: whatever....

Amelia: well... the race is already over...

Lina: what?! who won?!?!

Amelia: Hikari did but.... *points the the fight*

Hikari: HA! TAKE THAT YA DUMB SNAIL!!

Valgaav: YOU CHEATED!!

Hikari: WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?

Valgaav: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU!!!

Amelia: lets let Jerry Springer handle this case!

Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: lets see.. there two people are conmstantly bickering because there is jealousy involved! what will they do?

Lina: who are they?

Amelia: they just appeared...

Hikari and Valgaav: HOW THE HELL IS JEALOUSY INVOLVED IN THIS?!?!?!

Jerry: im just doing my job...

Hikari: and what does that mean? *picks him up by his shirt collar* isn't this supposed to be our vacation?

Audience: BOOOO! put him down!

Hikari: SHUT THE *beep* UP!!! NARR!!! *starts throwing fireballs at the audience*

Jerry: well.. lets welcome Xelloss!

Xelloss walks in

Jerry: is it true that you and Hikari have been having an affair for three years and counting?

Xelloss: with her? no... but i have been having one with a certain person named P...

Philia stomps in n whacks Xelloss with her mace

Philia: DIE NAMAGOMI!!! *whack*

Valgaav: this show is stupid... im destroying this place...

Hikari and Xelloss watch with stars in eyes while Valgaav blows up the whole place

Hikari: YAY!!! we can go bac to our vacation now!!!

Valgaav: *laughing insanely while continuesly throwing fireballs at the alreadi destroyed place*

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what'd you think? i know the beginning was crappy but yea... anyways.. R&R!!! or else i wont update!~ muahahahaa

Valgaav: you suck...

me: i love you too, dear

Valgaav: 0.0 *gag*