The Lord of the Soda: The Fellowship of the Soda

Chapter 8: Ribbonbell At Last!

Crowdo looks around as he wakes up.

"Ugh, my- hey! My stomach doesn't hurt anymore! YAY!" Crowdo says.

"It's 10 in the morning, on October the 24, by the way. We've been pumping your stomach for 3 weeks."

"RANDALF!! You stood me up!! Why didn't you meet us at the Skipping Seal? You LOSER!!!!" Crowdo is very ticked off.

"Well SORRRRRY!!! I was...delayed."

"Uh oh. Is there going to be a flashback?"

"Yup!! Flashbacks rule!"

"NUUU! Flashbacks hurt!"

"Not when you're not in them."

"Oh."

AS PROMISED, FLASHBACK!!!!!

Randalf is sitting at a table. It's dark, and Randalf looks like he wants to rip his hair out with tweezers.

 "Ha! That's $100, Randalf! Pay up!" Innkeeper Bob said as he laid his cards down.

 "Erm...I'll pay you, but I erm...gave it to the orphanage! BYE!" Randalf said as he quickly ran off.

"Aw! Wait...there IS NO ORPHANAGE!!! RANDALF!!!! YOU NO GOOD MOTHER-"

            (DING!!)

"Oooh! My Stinky Cheese-cake is done!!" Innkeeper Bob squealed. He skipped to the Easy Bake Oven that was holding his Stinky Cheese-cake. All of a sudden, he looks sad.

"It's not done...." he said. Then Gatekeeper Bob can be heard through the window.

"Ooooh! LOOKIE!!! HOBBITS! (gasp) FOUR HOBBITS!!!!" Gatekeeper Bob said.

END FLASHBACK!!!!!

"You WERE there!! You LIED!!! GAH!!!! And I didn't see any orcs....or a fight, for that matter..." Crowdo said. Now he is one

(Random insane fangirl: FUH-INE!!!!)

(Kirsten's Note: SHADDUP! YOU ARE RUINING THE STORY!!!)

(RIF: But he's ADORABLE!!!!)

(K/N: Gah.....)

(S/N: Kriss, you just sounded like Joey from Yu-gi-oh!)

(K/N: eh... anyways...)

mad little hobbit. He's sitting up, and is about to pop Randalf in the face when......

"CROWDO!! Bless you! You're awake!!!" Spam cried as he dashed into the room.

"GAAAAH!!!" Crowdo screamed as Spam jumped up and hugged Crowdo.

"Can't.....breathe..." Crowdo gasped. Now Spam is doing the 'happy dance'. But Spam is still holding on to Crowdo, so now Crowdo is being thrown around like a rag doll.

(Sabra's Note: For those of you who haven't seen the animated The Lord of the Rings, the 'happy dance' is when someone dances in a circle stupidly when they are happy. It's so bad, it's funny!)

"SPAM!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!! Don't touch me!!!" Crowdo yelled as Spam finally calmed down.

"Ooops...sorry, Crowdo!" Spam said.

"Spam....you can let go now..."

"Oh. Sorry!!" Spam didn't let go.

"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!!!!" Crowdo screamed. He ran out of the room screaming like a loon. He then ran into Sally and Pig Pen.

"Hey DUDE!!!!!! YOU'RE AWAKE!! SWEET!!" Pig Pen cried happily.

"Totally," replied Crowdo. "NOGGIN!" He and Pig Pen then gave each other a head but.

"DUDE!!!" they both cried.

"Um... could you guys please quiet down, I have homework to do..." Sally stated.

"Huh? I'm confused...." Crowdo said.

"We figured out why Sally has been... not intelligent..." Pig Pen started, trying not to hurt Sally's feelings.

"It's ok. I don't mind." Sally replied while typing things on a laptop.

"Something tells me that there's going to be a flashback...." Crowdo began.

"Yup, let's get it over with..." Pig Pen replied.

"But I still have to finish my report on pig intestines..." Sally whined.

"Too bad. Let's go." Pig Pen snapped.

FLASHBACK!!!

Eggplant and Randolf were standing in a room. Over to the right, you see Sally playing with a little football. He's whacking it on the floor.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM????" Eggplant yelled.

"Nothing... Umm... It's heredity?" Randolf replied.

"HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE TUTORING MY DAUGHTER!!!!" Eggplant cried. "NOW SHE'S GOING TO FAIL ALGEBRA AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!"

"Prove it."

Eggplant goes over to Sally. "Do you have a piece of paper for me?"

Sally looks up at him. "HI! I like football. You like football?" 

"Don't you have something for me?"

"Eh...  maybe.. wait... here ya go!!" Sally hands him a piece of notebook paper. Something is written on it.

(K/N: ** means action, not what he's saying)

Dear Eggplant,

I would love to help tutor you daughter, but currently, Randolf is (ow) whacking me on the head with a baseball bat (ow...) I have no apparent reason why he is doing this, but (OW!!!) maybe it has to do with him muttering something about some sort of bet... *whack whack WHACK!!!!!* Me no know, me gotta go nows...

BYES BYE!!!

sAlLy (TATS MEH!!!)

           

"RANDOLF!!!!!!" Eggplant screamed. "YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!" He chased Randalf until he couldn't chase him no more.

 "HAHA!" Randalf said as he carted Sally out of Ribbonbell "NOW I'M THE SMARTEST ONE HERE!!!!"

END FLASHBACK!!!!

"Wow, that hurt less than I thought..." Crowdo stated, "But THAT STILL DOESN'T SHOW ANY ORCS!!!!"

"Huh???" asked Pig Pen

"Never mind..." Crowdo said sadly. Suddenly, Glider runs past.

"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" He cries. A woman is chasing him, holding a necklace in her hands.

"BUT I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"  She cries back. "I'M WILLING TO GIVE UP MY IMMORTALLITY FOR YOU!!!!

"BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! I WAS ONLY WITH YOU FOR A FAVOR!!!!" Glider said. They were now standing on top of a bridge.

"But I picked out my funeral dress for when I DIE!!! Does that even matter to you?"

"Ewww.... Listen, I only went to the Prom with you because your brothers paid me $3000."

"It was DESTINY!!!"

"It was $3000!"

"Here! I'll give you my necklace to prove our love!" Arwing gave Glider her necklace. It is pink and has gold curly cues all over it.

"It looks.... girly." Glider said while holding it.

"It's a symbol of our love!!" Arwing replies.

Glider throws it into the river. Arwing dives into the river, floating away while proclaiming her love.

Suddenly, three signs are raised.

"9.5!" said one.

"9.0!" said the second.

"6.0!" said the third. Then someone is whacked in the head. A scribble mark is heard and the third sign is raised again. "10.0!" it says.

Glider doesn't notice. He's dancing around like a monkey. "WOOOOOOO!!!!" he cries. "I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

From a window, someone is watching. "How come he gets all of the girls? I never get anyone! Gah... I need my music...." The guy puts in a cd in a cd player and presses play. Linkin Park's "Crawling" is heard.