Disclaimer: Oh, this one is longer than usual.  Not only do I not own the Matrix, but I also don't own Final Fantasy or any of the Legend of Zelda series.  Wow, two whole extra things to disclaim.  Wow.  Wow.  Wow, the stupidity of these repeated disclaimers has fried my brain cells.  Wow.

And now to reply to all of your wonderful reviews:

Citti Kitty Monroe: And you would be right about that.  I didn't think that anyone would actually know what the heck I was talking about.  What's your sister's pen name, I would love to read her parodies.  And no, there aren't any Agents in this chapter, but starting with chapter 6…wait…THERE WILL BE NO PLOT REVEALING!  MUAHAHAHA!!!

Twins-Vs-Claire: Heh, someone else who likes that movie.  I know more about the Twins than any other characters, of course I'd put them in my fanfic!

Agent Josey: Ooooo, you're good.  In an evil way.  PARADOX!!!

In the last chapter, Girl had a very…interesting meeting with the Merovingian, eventually ending when he cracked and started randomly cursing in French.  Girl and the Twins have moved to a different room, and are now playing video games.  Or rather, Girl is playing and the Twins are watching and yelling advice.  The Merovingian has not bothered them since the fateful meeting of Chapter 3, meaning that they were all in a good mood.  But unfortunately, it was not to last (And in this chapter it is very important to remember that Neo has not been found by anyone yet.  And might I also add that, because I couldn't fit them in without creating gaping plot holes, Tank and Dozer have not joined the Nebuchadnezzar yet).  Dna won rof Retpahc 4, thguorb ot uoy yb Eht Sdrawkcab Bulc; "Sdrawkcab si tseb!"

Chapter 4: Temple

Two: Use your magic!  Use your magic!

Girl: Quiet!  This is hard enough already and I keep pushing the wrong buttons!

One: Hit it in the eye, quick!

Two: No wait not ye…never mind *looks unhappily at the Game Over screen*

Girl: I hate these sort of bosses.  Unless you hit them at exactly the right time you die instantly.  Oh, well, what game next?

Two: Final Fantasy!

One: Which one?

Two: We don't know, any one.

One: They're all completely different, we have to pick.

Two: Never mind, let's play Ocarina of Time instead.

Girl: Okay, I'm semi-good at that one! *puts in game cartridge and begins to play*

The three are all so engrossed in the game that they do not notice the ominous human-shape sitting in one of the trees near the window.

Trinity (talking into cell phone): I've located the One, now what?

Morpheus (from phone): You must get her out of there.

Trinity: But she's being guarded.

Morpheus: Well, fight the guards, then!  Break through the window and pose in a cool manner, you know the drill!

Trinity: Right. *breaks through the window and poses in a 'cool' manner* I've come to rescue you.

Girl (completely engrossed in the game): That's nice.

Two: Go away now, we're in a Temple.

Trinity (slightly put off):  I said I've come to rescue you!

Girl: You have the guidebook with you?

Trinity: No! I mean rescue you in real life!

Girl: Real life?  What is this 'real life' that you speak of?

One: That's a pretty funny statement coming from one of you people.  *turns back to the game* Go left!  No, other left!

Trinity: Hey, is that Ocarina of Time?

Girl: Yeah.

Trinity: Ooooo, I wanna watch too!

Two: There's a whole bunch of extra beanbag chairs over in the corner.

Trinity: *drags beanbag over and starts watching and yelling advice as well*

Morpheus: Trinity?  Are you there?

Trinity: Not now, we're in the middle of a Temple.  The ladder!  Go up the ladder!

Meanwhile, on the Nebuker… Nebuchanzer…whatever, Morpheus' Ship:

Morpheus: It seems that Trinity has been hypnotized.  We must now rescue her and the One.  Who will go?

Cypher: I'll go!

Morpheus: No, you can't go because you're too creepy to be allowed anywhere.  Back to your room!

Cypher: Yes, sir *trudges to room* 

Switch:  I'll go!

Morpheus:  All right, get plugged in.

A few minutes later back at the Merovingian's mansion:

Switch: I've come to rescue…hey, is that Ocarina of Time?

Trinity: There's beanbag chairs over there.  Get the treasure chest!  Get it before the boulder comes back!

One hour later back on the Unpronounceable, Unspellable Ship:

Morpheus:  Okay, so Cypher and I are the only remaining crew members that have not been hypnotized, and we've only got one chair left.  Great.

Cypher: I can go!  I can go!

Morpheus: No, sorry, you're too creepy.  I guess that I will have to take the risk to save the One…and my crew.  I must enter…the Hypnotic Gameroom of Doom! *dundunduuuuuun* 

Back at the mansion:

Morpheus (wearing helmet over eyes): Now I won't fall to the same fate as my crew! *runs into tree* I'll fall to a worse one…*eventually gets into room somehow* I've come to rescue all of you!

Mouse: Not now, Morpheus!  We're in a Temple!

Girl: And it's hard enough without all of you people coming to rescue me!

Apoc: Kill the Skulltulla!

Switch: The medal fell over there!

Trinity: Cut the monster's head off!

Mouse: Use your bombs!

Two: Watch out for the boulder!

One: Use the Grappling Hook!

Morpheus: But we have to save the One!

Girl: No saving me until I've finished the Temple!

Morpheus: But wha-

Everyone: Ssshhh!

Morpheus: But-

Everyone: Quiet!

Morpheus: B-

Girl: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP, DAMMIT!!!

Merovingian (walking in suddenly to see what all of the noise was about): Quel l'enfer?!?  Why are all you people in mah house?!?  Where did you come from?!?  And mozt importantly, why are not ze Twinz kicking you all out ov here?!?

Two: In a second, sir.  We're in a Temple.

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A/N:  Don't we all love Ocarina of Time?  Thanks again to megami no inazumi for her help with Morpheus' crew's names.  And I would have updated yesterday, but they decided to disable the school internet servers during finals.  Rawr.