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Note:

Hello!!! OKay so I've come up with another 'spoof song' (^_^)

I came up with it when writing my parody for LOTR.

So anyways, it's to 'See my vest' from the Simpsons.

Dislcaimer: I do not own "See My Vest" That belongs to the 'Simpsons'(Which I also do not own). I also do not own the Lord of the rings or any of the characters.

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See my vest, see my Vest,

Made from real Uruk-Hai chest

Feel this Frodo he's no dodo

Than his authentic Irish speedo

Gandalf's hat t'was my cat

My evening wear- Elrond's mat

These white slippers are albino

Made from one of those giant rhinos

Pippin's hair underwear,

Leggie's neck - I've got my share (^_^)

Tattoo of Merry, on my belly

It shall rest,

Try my hobbit sized suit

It comes one foot or two

See my vest, see my vest

See my vest.

Like sly Smeagol who killed Deagol,

It was that or somekind of seagul.

But a Leggy in a tuxedo

would be best

So let's prepare these fans

Find out where Leggy stands

See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!!!

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Anyways I hoped you liked it (^_^) Review if you wish.