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translation I don't own anything, okay! Just leave me alone because I don't own the Matrix and I've already told you about 50 times, so why can't I just stop?! /translation
Review answering time!
Citti Kitty Monroe: Yes, Agents. Or rather, just one Agent and two ½ Agents, which would mean that there were actually two whole Agents, and…
Megami no Inazumi: Well, you're getting credit for it anyway, because I don't speak French and you do…sorta…ish…ness…
Bloodredcherry: Yes, humorous Agent Smith is gooood…
*singing* And Girl is back, from outer space, I just walked in to find her here with that sad look upon her face… *stops and looks at readers sheepishly* Ehe…you never saw that, okay? Anyway, in the last chapter, we got to watch the two M's (Mero and Morpheus), fight over Girl while she beat the Temple at last, throwing everyone back into character. Next thing she knows, Girl has to pick from between red and blue pills, but is interrupted by Cypher the Creepy, who somehow got a hairpin, picked the lock on his door, and got into the Matrix. Then they were interrupted once more by a Mysterious Shadowy Figure, and then the chapter ended in a cliffhanger. And now for Chapter 6. It is brought to you by the number 42 and the letter C: "Because 42 is the Answer and because C is for cookie…*eyes light up*…that's good enough for me! C is for…*begins singing and dancing crazily*"
Chapter 6: Old Enemies
Girl: You!
Agent Smith: Yes, me.
Girl: Not you, baka! Them! *points at two other Agents who were following Smith* They've been my arch-nemeses since grade school!
Agent Smith: Ah, yes, Agent Angnor and Agent Connus, my loyal followers.
Agent Connus: So, Rat, we meet again…
Agent Angnor: For the last time!
Girl: Dammit, I thought I had met you for the last time when I graduated from 8th grade. And my name is not Rat! That was 4 friggin' years ago, would you just drop it!
Angnor: Whatever, I know you still like me.
Girl: I never liked you, idiot! That was just a stupid rumor!
Smith (thinking): I knew they were a good idea. And now for an even better one.*end thinking* I think that I will leave old friends to recollect old memories alone. *fiddles with something in his pocket*
Suddenly, Girl finds herself inside a completely white room with no doors or windows. And Angnor and Connus are in there with her.
Girl: What in Aberdon…where am I?
Agent Smith's Disembodied Voice: You are inside the NetherCube, my own little invention. Small enough to fit in the palm of my hand, and the inside can grow to fit whatever it is holding with no affect on the size of the outside. There is no escape, and only connection you have with the outside world is the voice of the person holding the cube. Which happens to be me. Of course, you have your friends in there with you. I'm sure your time with them will be lovely. Goodbye.
Girl: DAMMIT SMELROND!!! LET ME OUT OF THIS BLOODY THING!!! *kicks the side of the box repeatedly, but to no avail*
Angnor: Didn't you hear him?
Connus: There is no escape from the NetherCube.
Angnor: Now we have some time…
Connus: To catch up, Rat.
Girl: I already told you, but perhaps I said it too rapidly for your miniscule cranium to comprehend. My. Name. Is. Not. Rat.
Angnor (sarcastically): Well, didn't you learn some long words, then? *takes step towards Girl*
Girl: One more step and I'll punch your head in. No teachers around to stop me now.
Angnor: You wouldn't really do that. *begins circling around Girl*
Connus: *circles in the opposite direction from Angnor* You couldn't really do that. You're too shy, too quiet, too weak…
Girl: Shut up!
Angnor: Ooooo, I'm scared now…
Girl: I still haven't forgotten the 20 different hells you put me through during school.
Connus: *clapping* Wow, what a great speech from the Rat.
Angnor: And we could actually hear it.
Connus: Yeah, it doesn't talk at negative decibel levels anymore.
Angnor: Maybe it was just a fluke.
Girl: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Connus: Why don't you make me, Rat?
Girl: I think I will. *punches at Connus' face, but he catches her wrist*
Connus: Bad Rat, *twists Girl's arm, smiling when he sees pain flicker across her face* Why don't you cry, Rat? You're good at that.
Angnor: Yeah, you're such a little baby, crying all the time.
Girl (furious, complete with anime twitch mark thingies and flaming eyes): Not. Any. More. *punches other arm at Connus' face, which he also catches*
Connus: Will you ever learn?
Girl: Will you? *kicks him rapidly in both kneecaps, then when he lets go of her wrists slams her elbow into the base of his neck, knocking him out* I won't forget. I don't forget. Never.
Angnor: *still staring at the unconscious Connus* Shit, since when did you know how to do that? *backs away from the approaching Girl*
Girl: Since right now.
Angnor: *turns to run away*
Girl: *punches him in the back of the head, knocking him out as well* How stupid do you have to be to turn your back on an enemy like that? Seriously…
Back outside the NetherCube while all this happens…
Morpheus: What happened to her?!
Smith: Oh, just this. *casually tosses small white cube up a short distance, catching it again when it falls* The NetherCube, my own little invention…*goes on to explain the Cube to the horrified Rebels*…And inside here *taps Cube* she can't cause any more trouble. I could keep her contained in here forever, and she would never starve, never dehydrate, never grow old, never get sick. And did I mention that you Rebels would never be able to use her to destroy the Matrix? Goodbye now. *jumps out window at same approximate time that Girl is telling Angnor and Connus that her name isn't Rat*
Morpheus and his crew (except Cypher, who was once again locked within his room by an angry Mouse): *chase after Smith, but he is already gone*
Trinity: Shit. Now what?
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A/N: Yes, now is when it gets really interesting. Now that we've met everyone who's going to appear and seen just how OOC they are, I can really get started. Oh, and did I mention that just about every chapter from now on will end with a mind-wrenching cliffhanger? *evil grin*
