A/N: Thank you guys for the reviews!! I am sorry Kurama lovers; I put my self through agony having to cut off his hair. I am a lover to too. * Cry * but I remembered the Title is TORTURE * SCARY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND…. * But another thing I need HELP!!! So help me… (Sorry that song is stuck in my head " so help me" but I hope you are getting the hint ~_^…*HINT* HELP IN THE REVIEWS  * cough * …

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. * Sigh* how sad.

  (2nd month, 1st week, 7th day)

Hiei: KUWABARA I SAID GIVE ME YOUR FOOD!! DON'T MAKE ME VOO DOO DOLL YOU!!

Kuwabara: Yes, Hiei. * Hands mud over *

Hiei: I didn't here my name, did I? Remember what you call me?

Kuwabara: Yes, Captain Figgie- Feet

Hiei: That's better birdbrain and I decided I don't want your food * throws it into Kuwabara's face. *

Yusuke *sleeping *: Keiko, Captain Figgie-Feet is scaring me help me!!!

Hiei* sigh *: I DON'T NOT TOLERATE YOU BEING SCARED OF ME IN

YOUR DREAMS!! * Takes yusuke's voodoo doll and makes him slap his face. *

Yusuke* still sleeping *: OWWW!!! KEIKO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SLAP ME???

Hiei: Baldy *snicker * wake him up.

Kurama: First of all Captain Figgie-Feet you ordered him to go to sleep because he was

Having visions * thinks back to when Yuske was having visions *

Yusuke * to Kuwabara*: KEIKO!!!!!

Kuwabara *SWEATDROP  *: Urameshi GET AWAY!!

Yusuke: Only that duff brain calls me Urameshi!

Kuwabara: I AM NOT KEIKO!!!! * Slaps Yusuke Silly *

Yusuke: NICE SKIRT!!!

Kuwabara: AHHHH!!! * Faints *

* Hiei walks over *: Yusuke…

Yusuke: Yes little dragon lady* squats down and waves at him with a big smile and

Pinches his face *

* Everybody sweat drop *

Hiei: Shut up.

Yusuke: YOU DO NOT SAY THAT TO ME YOUNG GIRL, NOW GO TO YOUR THROWN!!

Hiei: AND YOU GO TO SLEEP AND SHUT UP!!!

Yuske: FINE!!

Hiei: fine!

* Yusuke falls asleep *

Hiei: Yeah I remember

Kurama: I wonder, which is, better him sleeping or him awake

Kuwabara: Asleep, because he can't hurt us that way you know…

* Spirit Gun comes flying at him *

Yusuke: Die you  _________(put an evil person's name is there)

Kuwabara: I wonder what got into to him.

Hiei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: What now?

Hiei it's over for me…* cries*

Well I decided to put you in suspense. Or maybe I don't know what's going to happen

* HELP!! *

R&R

- A random yyh fan (or your authoress)