Episode 2: "Marik Makes Joey Fat"
Setting: Grandpa Moto's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Restaurant-
Joey: Hey! He doesn't have a buffet restaurant!
Koenma: Yeah, well...because of Kaiba he doesn't have a game shop
either...so what? It's a buffet restaurant AND game shop!
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Sylvia Kelt, girl of weirdness (and Baby Koenma's crush), was on the
side of Solomon's game shop, eating Yu-Gi-Oh cereal (limited edition box!),
and drinking tea (Tea is good for you, Tenchi!). Everyone else was at the
buffet.
Joey was doing what he does best: eat*Sylvia: buurp*, eat*Samus belches*,
and more eating. Then again, he and Tristan were having an eating contest.
"Yay! Marshmallow Tèas!" (Miroku eats the Tèas)
"Yellow Yusukes?"
"Bertie Bott's Every Flavah Beans!"
"Yu-Gi-Oh! Cereal?" A tall figure in a long purple robe, with a light blue
pacifier in his mouth and "Jr." tattoed on his forehead appears.
"Yusuke, what's taking you so long?!" The figure looks at Kuwabara.
"Aaah...Kuwabara..." Joey freaks out.
"AAH! KaibaBurgers! Are they made from Kaiba?" Solomon looks at Joey.
"No, they were made by Kaiba."
"With what?" Solomon poses in thought.
"Uhm...let's see...hot peppers, chocolate pudding, uhm...oh yes! USDA
ground turkey...uh..."
"Nevah mind, they're freaky turkey burgers."
"HEY! I like my KaibaBurgers!" Kaiba shouts across a huge pile of the
strange sandwiches. Two other voices pipe up also.
"Yeah! They're the tastiest kick of chocolate we ever had!"
"Reah! Rastiest!"
"*Whap!* Ow!"
"Jackiiiiiiiiiie! Save some for Tohru!"
"Uh...hey Grandpah. Why are dey here?" Solomon crosses his arms.
"Well, I wanted a big customer base, so, I sent out invitations to every-
where in the universe!"
"In da univoise?! What if someting weird happens?!" *EXPLOSION!!!*
Baby Koenma flies into the macaroni and cheeze. In the cloud of dust are
several large figures and a floating skull.
"Mu-wu-ha-ha-haaa!!! It's time to eat! Gutsman! Lead the pahty!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! It's Doctah Wily and his robots!"
"ROBOTS!!! HA-HA-HA!" Big Ed tackles Gutsman. Sylvia investigates.
"OH MY GAWD!" Belldandy and Urd come out of a mirror, and Skuld out of a
water glass that Kuwabara was about to drink out of. Kuwabara faints.
(Urd gives the comment: "Oh My Goddess!")
"AAH! Kuwabara's fainted again! I must give tounge to tounge!"
Yugi looks at Kaiba funny.
"Do you mean 'mouth-to-mouth'?"
"Yeah....mouth...to...mouth..." Kaiba gets close to Kuwabara's face again
and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! DAMMIT, WHAT IS WITH YOU, KAIBA?!?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TA ME?! AHM FAT!!!!"
Marik looks at Joey.
"Ha! I laced your food with a substance that makes you fatter with every
calorie!" Tristan looks down at himself.
"AAGH! I'm fat, too!"
"Uh...oops...I think I...put the stuff in the wrong place..." Marik watches
as everybody except Sylvia and everyone else in the game shop becomes fat.
Hiei also watches, having not eaten anything.
"This is ridiculous. How is Yusuke going to get Yugi to Koenma now?"
Sylvia walks in, holding her non-fattening cereal.
"Hiei...you hungry?"
"Hey! I'm not fat!"
"That's because Marik didn't put that stuff into the KaibaBurgers!"
"RaibaRurgers...yum!"
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After a 6 week dieting plan, and back in the Other World...
Koenma was holding (bean tacos!)...food again, when he gave me and Yugi
our first assignment as partnets...er...partners...
"Yusugi...er...Yusuke and Yusgi...erd-brt...Yusuke and YU-GI...your mission
is as follows. You are to find an artifact of great power."
"You mean this?" Yugi holds up the Millenium Puzzle. "I always had this."
"Uh...right...well...looks like someone's one step ahead of me. Then, you
are to call forth its spirit."
"Yami? I've done that, too." Koenma trips.
"Ooops...maybe I'm getting behind in my work. Anyway, Yugi, the Yami is
the required parameter for you to be a full Spirit Detective, as it is the
one capable of-*ding!*-Ding?" Sylvia runs to the microwave.
"Hey, my Malt-o-Meal is ready!"
"Hrm. Whatever. Anyway, your Yami is the one who is getting this job."
"But-"
"I already said it. Unless you want to learn how to use Spirit Energy in
any method. Maybe...your cards, please." Yugi hands Koenma his deck.
"Hrm...these cards like you. Yes, with an awareness of Spirit Energy, you
could bring out their spirits." Sylvia leaps over the micromave.
"SPIRIT ENERGY THIS, KOENMA!" Sylvia hits Koenma on the head with a hammer
made of green energy.
"OW! I was getting to that part, you didn't have to hit ME!!!" Yusuke folds
his arms.
"This will take a while."
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Joey: I'm still on a diet, cause I can't stop eatin'! Oh well, watch Yugi
and Yusuke's first mission on tha next Yu-Yu Yu-Gi-Oh! And will Dorkkirk
altah my fat?
Setting: Grandpa Moto's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Restaurant-
Joey: Hey! He doesn't have a buffet restaurant!
Koenma: Yeah, well...because of Kaiba he doesn't have a game shop
either...so what? It's a buffet restaurant AND game shop!
--------------------------
Sylvia Kelt, girl of weirdness (and Baby Koenma's crush), was on the
side of Solomon's game shop, eating Yu-Gi-Oh cereal (limited edition box!),
and drinking tea (Tea is good for you, Tenchi!). Everyone else was at the
buffet.
Joey was doing what he does best: eat*Sylvia: buurp*, eat*Samus belches*,
and more eating. Then again, he and Tristan were having an eating contest.
"Yay! Marshmallow Tèas!" (Miroku eats the Tèas)
"Yellow Yusukes?"
"Bertie Bott's Every Flavah Beans!"
"Yu-Gi-Oh! Cereal?" A tall figure in a long purple robe, with a light blue
pacifier in his mouth and "Jr." tattoed on his forehead appears.
"Yusuke, what's taking you so long?!" The figure looks at Kuwabara.
"Aaah...Kuwabara..." Joey freaks out.
"AAH! KaibaBurgers! Are they made from Kaiba?" Solomon looks at Joey.
"No, they were made by Kaiba."
"With what?" Solomon poses in thought.
"Uhm...let's see...hot peppers, chocolate pudding, uhm...oh yes! USDA
ground turkey...uh..."
"Nevah mind, they're freaky turkey burgers."
"HEY! I like my KaibaBurgers!" Kaiba shouts across a huge pile of the
strange sandwiches. Two other voices pipe up also.
"Yeah! They're the tastiest kick of chocolate we ever had!"
"Reah! Rastiest!"
"*Whap!* Ow!"
"Jackiiiiiiiiiie! Save some for Tohru!"
"Uh...hey Grandpah. Why are dey here?" Solomon crosses his arms.
"Well, I wanted a big customer base, so, I sent out invitations to every-
where in the universe!"
"In da univoise?! What if someting weird happens?!" *EXPLOSION!!!*
Baby Koenma flies into the macaroni and cheeze. In the cloud of dust are
several large figures and a floating skull.
"Mu-wu-ha-ha-haaa!!! It's time to eat! Gutsman! Lead the pahty!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! It's Doctah Wily and his robots!"
"ROBOTS!!! HA-HA-HA!" Big Ed tackles Gutsman. Sylvia investigates.
"OH MY GAWD!" Belldandy and Urd come out of a mirror, and Skuld out of a
water glass that Kuwabara was about to drink out of. Kuwabara faints.
(Urd gives the comment: "Oh My Goddess!")
"AAH! Kuwabara's fainted again! I must give tounge to tounge!"
Yugi looks at Kaiba funny.
"Do you mean 'mouth-to-mouth'?"
"Yeah....mouth...to...mouth..." Kaiba gets close to Kuwabara's face again
and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! DAMMIT, WHAT IS WITH YOU, KAIBA?!?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TA ME?! AHM FAT!!!!"
Marik looks at Joey.
"Ha! I laced your food with a substance that makes you fatter with every
calorie!" Tristan looks down at himself.
"AAGH! I'm fat, too!"
"Uh...oops...I think I...put the stuff in the wrong place..." Marik watches
as everybody except Sylvia and everyone else in the game shop becomes fat.
Hiei also watches, having not eaten anything.
"This is ridiculous. How is Yusuke going to get Yugi to Koenma now?"
Sylvia walks in, holding her non-fattening cereal.
"Hiei...you hungry?"
"Hey! I'm not fat!"
"That's because Marik didn't put that stuff into the KaibaBurgers!"
"RaibaRurgers...yum!"
----------------------------
After a 6 week dieting plan, and back in the Other World...
Koenma was holding (bean tacos!)...food again, when he gave me and Yugi
our first assignment as partnets...er...partners...
"Yusugi...er...Yusuke and Yusgi...erd-brt...Yusuke and YU-GI...your mission
is as follows. You are to find an artifact of great power."
"You mean this?" Yugi holds up the Millenium Puzzle. "I always had this."
"Uh...right...well...looks like someone's one step ahead of me. Then, you
are to call forth its spirit."
"Yami? I've done that, too." Koenma trips.
"Ooops...maybe I'm getting behind in my work. Anyway, Yugi, the Yami is
the required parameter for you to be a full Spirit Detective, as it is the
one capable of-*ding!*-Ding?" Sylvia runs to the microwave.
"Hey, my Malt-o-Meal is ready!"
"Hrm. Whatever. Anyway, your Yami is the one who is getting this job."
"But-"
"I already said it. Unless you want to learn how to use Spirit Energy in
any method. Maybe...your cards, please." Yugi hands Koenma his deck.
"Hrm...these cards like you. Yes, with an awareness of Spirit Energy, you
could bring out their spirits." Sylvia leaps over the micromave.
"SPIRIT ENERGY THIS, KOENMA!" Sylvia hits Koenma on the head with a hammer
made of green energy.
"OW! I was getting to that part, you didn't have to hit ME!!!" Yusuke folds
his arms.
"This will take a while."
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Joey: I'm still on a diet, cause I can't stop eatin'! Oh well, watch Yugi
and Yusuke's first mission on tha next Yu-Yu Yu-Gi-Oh! And will Dorkkirk
altah my fat?
