Disclaimer: I'm too bloody brain-dead to think of an interesting disclaimer today, so just leave me alone because I don't own anything.
Answering the reviews now:
Megami no Inazumi: Yes, and now there is even more updatedness!
Agent Josey: Yes, happy Twins=much rejoicing
EverAfter-01: Hmmm…insane authors club…interesting…
Alocin: Ooooooooh…well I feel stupid now. I forgot entirely. A sequel? *secretive grin* Maaaaybeeeee…
Sentinelsquiddie: Ack, gomen nasai! I was in a fairly bad mood when I wrote that. I'm sorry about getting your gender wrong, but it was a wild guess as I couldn't have known and it sure sounded like something a guy would write. Lemmings are normal people, and Neko means 'cat' in Japanese, and I have an alter-ego named Neko who is a cat youkai (demon). Chatspeak 'n stuff, well, it annoys the heck out of me and as I said I was already in a bad mood. Once again, gomen nasai!
Last time, we got to go see the guy who makes keys, aka the Keymaker. He managed to get everyone out of the NetherCube, much to the happiness of the Twins. And now for Chapter 14, which is brought to you by Finales and co, "Finish!"
Chapter 14: She's Not?
Everyone has run upstairs to the lobby, where Mouse, Trinity, and the Merovingian await them. They all begin to have conversations.
Trinity (to Switch): …you have got to hear about what I just made Mouse do…
One (to Two): …and then she threatened them and they ran like frightened chickens…
Girl (to Clara): …so I started singing 'This is the Song that Never Ends' off-key, and he…
Two (to One): …we played this adjective game called Minister's Cat for 11 ½ hours…
Clara (to Girl): …they were acting like I was some sort of dog until I started whomping them with logic…
Switch (to Trinity): …she knew all sorts of embarrassing stuff about Smith…
Mouse (to Merovingian): …and stop staring at me. I'm not going to take a gun and start shooting everything in sight…
Merovingian: One never knowz what you lunatics will do. Now go away; you have ze Rebel zat waz trapped.
Trinity: First we have to say goodbye to everyone before we go back to being bitter enemies.
Merovingian: Whatever, juzt hurry it up.
Trinity: Goodbye, One.
Switch: Goodbye, Two.
Mouse: Goodbye, Clara.
All: Goodbye, the One!
Girl: Wait! Before you go will you please explain this 'the One' thing?!
Trinity: Fine. The One can alter the Matrix and do all sorts of cool stuff like fly and stop bullets.
Girl: Alter the Matrix…that sounds familiar…oh, yes! The Agents muttered something like that when they were interrogating me! Smelrond had just walked in, and then I said I knew who he was and that his name was Smelrond, and he said it was Smith, and I said not any more, and then one of the other Agents said 'She can alter the Agents of the Matrix? She must be the One we've been searching for'.
Trinity: That's it? I didn't think they were that stupid…
Girl: What?
Trinity: You're not the One after all; the Agents were just using seriously flawed logic.
Merovingian: She iz not? Merde…
Switch: We just went through all that trouble for nothing?
Girl: Actually, I do think I know something about the One, now I think about it…
Everyone: What?
Girl: Since you explained it, I remember one of my friends mentioned someone that could fly in the Matrix, but I wasn't paying much attention because I didn't know what they were talking about.
Everyone: Well?
Girl: It's a guy, and his last name is Anderson. That's all I know.
Trinity: Yes! We have a last name! Thanks! *Rebels leave*
Two (telepathically to One): They were nice. If we get in a car chase and start shooting at them with a machine gun, we'll have to be sure to miss them.
One (same to Two): Yeah, but we can try to hit that Morpheus person. We didn't like him much.
Merovingian: Well, since you are not ze One, you can just go away now.
Girl: Drat. 'Bye Two! 'Bye One! 'Bye Clara!
Two, One, and Clara: Goodbye!
Girl: The only problem is; I've been gone for about 3 days. My parents are going to kill me when I get back.
Merovingian: I can fix it so zat zey believe you were at one ov zose…sleepover sings…provided zat you leave right now.
Girl: Okay! 'Bye again everyone! *leaves*
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A/N: And so ends the tale of Girl. Well, almost anyway. There will be one last chapter, an epilogue of sorts. It's because I've always hated it when books end and you're like, 'Okay, now what happens to them?'.
