Author's Note: Sooooooo sorry that I haven't updated in a while! I had a chronic case of writers' block. In fact, I still have it. So, you're getting this mini-chapter to hold you guys off until my muses get the message that I NEED THEM!
Oh, by the way, OOTP spoilers in this chapter. Although, I doubt you would be reading Harry Potter fanfiction if you have not read the newest book!
Interlude
Somewhere in the land of the dead...
"So, you are a physic mouse?" Asked Sirius Black. He glanced at his companion and fellow dead creature.
"Oh, yeah." Replied Tim the physic mouse. "I can talk too. As you've noticed. I'm the result of those weird experiments those muggles do. Too bad I got eaten by a monkey." Sirius wrinkled in his nose in disdain.
"A monkey?" He repeated.
"Yup. Those monkeys can be vicious when they're hungry. It bashed open its cage and came straight at me. Wanna play chess?"
"Fine, but I'm not sure I believe you." A chess board appeared between the mouse and the man.
" This coming from the man who can change into a dog. Was best friends with a werewolf, a guy who could change into a stag, and another who could change into a rat. You come from a place where trees *attack* you, man!" Sirius hid his laughter behind his hand. Being yelled at by someone with a very high-pitched voice didn't really help the message to sink in. To stop his laughter, Sirius moved one of his pieces on the board. Tim looked at the board, closed his eyes, and suddenly one of his pieces lifted in the air and moved to another part of the board. Sirius frowned. Tim suddenly pointed to something behind Sirius.
" Look! Your mama!" Sirius squeaked in terror and whirled around. Tim moved one of his pieces several times on the board. Sirius turned back around.
" That wasn't my mom. That was just a cactus."
"Checkmate!"
"Dammit."
Oh, by the way, OOTP spoilers in this chapter. Although, I doubt you would be reading Harry Potter fanfiction if you have not read the newest book!
Interlude
Somewhere in the land of the dead...
"So, you are a physic mouse?" Asked Sirius Black. He glanced at his companion and fellow dead creature.
"Oh, yeah." Replied Tim the physic mouse. "I can talk too. As you've noticed. I'm the result of those weird experiments those muggles do. Too bad I got eaten by a monkey." Sirius wrinkled in his nose in disdain.
"A monkey?" He repeated.
"Yup. Those monkeys can be vicious when they're hungry. It bashed open its cage and came straight at me. Wanna play chess?"
"Fine, but I'm not sure I believe you." A chess board appeared between the mouse and the man.
" This coming from the man who can change into a dog. Was best friends with a werewolf, a guy who could change into a stag, and another who could change into a rat. You come from a place where trees *attack* you, man!" Sirius hid his laughter behind his hand. Being yelled at by someone with a very high-pitched voice didn't really help the message to sink in. To stop his laughter, Sirius moved one of his pieces on the board. Tim looked at the board, closed his eyes, and suddenly one of his pieces lifted in the air and moved to another part of the board. Sirius frowned. Tim suddenly pointed to something behind Sirius.
" Look! Your mama!" Sirius squeaked in terror and whirled around. Tim moved one of his pieces several times on the board. Sirius turned back around.
" That wasn't my mom. That was just a cactus."
"Checkmate!"
"Dammit."
