A/N: * grumbles* I hate school. O hi…yeah I am sorry I have been super busy. Ok I just wan right I have a major headache right now. O yeah if u goes to fictionpress.com searches me under Weasel Head, or my story, No courage. ^. ^

Disclaimer: Hi she didn't want to do this anymore so she said for me to read this card:

*Reads aloud * She does not own ANYTHING. Ok see u in the next chapter! ^_^

Me: To preppy. * Makes him blow up* I am happy now

(3rd month, 3rd week, 3rd day)

* Floor is torn up*

Kuwabara: Yusuke you said there was a hat under here.

Yusuke: I did.

Kuwabara: -___________________- * starts punching yusuke*

Hiei: * starts writing on walls (with his sword) "I love mud" and starts spazzing out* I love mud…*falls over and ground and keeps spazzing out*

Kuwabara: Yusuke ALL I FOUND WAS MUD!!!

Hiei: Mud?!?!??!?!

Kuwabara: I ALREADY GAVE IT TO YOU!!!!

Hiei: * attacks the baka*give me mud!!!*Evil laugh*

* In a corner*

Kurama: Soon the pickle kingdom will be complete.

Yusuke: * walks over* How did u get more pickles?

Kurama: o…ummmm I got it from well I used the m-u-d to grow more. Don't tell Hiei. Or I will end up like Kuwabara tearing up the floors for more you-know-what.

Yusuke: What? What's You-know-what?

Kurama: * glares* Never mind.  Just leave me, my pickles, and I alone.

Yusuke: * shrugs * ok……….

Kurama: *glares eviler *

Yusuke: Fine…I'll go watch a blank wall.

Hiei: I WANT MUD!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MUD!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR YOU BAKA!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: *struggling to breathe * I said the mud is with KURAMA!!

Hiei: O. *walks over to Kurama Town *

Kurama: * holds up pickle and says with high voice behind "a gate" or cardboard. *King Kurama says, NO MORE CAN PASS INTO KURAMA TOWN UNLESS THEY GIVE ME A HAT!!

Hiei: * chops up pickle *

Kurama: * still in high voice * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* Another pickle comes up *

Kurama: * in low voice* you must go THROUGH ME!!!!

Hiei: Slaps pickle down and looks at it in UN amused look* Kurama no pickle can beat me.

Kurama: * in low voice* you did not beat me!!

Hiei: *eats pickle *

Kurama: * Brings up pickle that looks like a warrior and in a normal voice * ATTACK!!

* Chopped up pickles come flying at Hiei *

Hiei: * steps to the side * Pitiful.

* Seeds come flying at Hiei and he still doges most of them*

Kurama * as warrior* AHAHAHAHHA HE IS HIT!! BRING HIM IN!!

Hiei: Looks up while trying to get pickle seed out of eye *: NO!!! NO MORE TORTURE!!!

* Kurama pulls Hiei and ties him up with his rose whip and takes away his sword. *

Hiei: LET ME GO!!

Kurama: Give me a hat.

Hiei: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Kurama: * holds up pickle to Hiei's face * WE KNOW YOU HAVE ONE WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU!!!!HAND IT OVER OR DO YOU WANT TO BE SPRAYED WITH PICKLE JUICE!! DUN DUN DUN!!

Hiei: Ok Ok!! * Hands over hat * Please all I wanted was mud…*cries*

Kurama: FINALLY I GOT A HAT!!!!!! AND NO YOU WILL NEVER GET MUD CAUSE IT COMES THROUGH MY WALL AND I WILL HAVE NOW GO PITIFUL HUMAN UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME A PICKLE!!

Hiei: * gasp* No no no.*runs away*

Kurama: * looks at hat * Hmmm  * reads * I'm …* tries to read last word but doesn't know how to say* O NO I AM NOT SMART ANYMORE!! IF I CAN FIND SOMEONE TO READ THIS FOR ME I COULD BE SMART AGAIN!!BUT I CANNOT LEAVE ME TOWN!!! FOR HIEI WILL COME AND KILL ALLL MY TOWNS PICKLES AND GET THE MUD!!!

Yusuke: Hmmmm the downfall with Kurama town…. * walks over to Hiei *

Hiei: * rocking back and forth * the pickles will not get me the pickles will not get me the pickles will not get ME!!

Yusuke: * taps Hiei's shoulder * Are you all right?

Hiei: * looks up and screams*

Yusuke: I'm guessing that a no…. maybe the baka knows what's you-know-what…* looks over to Kuwabara to see him prying up floors. *

Yusuke: Ok…I guess I could do something but too lazy too. * Falls down on ground and sleeps *

 AHAHHAHAHAHH THIS IS FUN!! AFTER THIS THEY WILL HAVE TO GO TO THERAPY!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOW REVIEW OR YOU WILL GO TO THERAPY UNLESS YOU ARE ALREADY GOING AND ALL!!!

- A lazy authoress