Ok well, this is really weird. Based on the secret UFO ending of Silent Hill 3. Duh. It's in Japanese. Well, at least I think it is. The one I heard was. So anyway, I just did it according how they spoke. Sorta. Ok that didn't make sense. Tried fixing the spacing, got messed up. AGAIN. And yada yada yada, everyone's happy.
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The Resident Evil Song
(William as the weird monster thing and the entire RE cast are on the streets partying.)
William: (on top of a car) Come on, humans! Gather around!
Now, tell me, everybody
Aren't you sick and tired of battling zombies and monsters?
That's right! It sucks!
Sucks more than being shot by a machine gun!
Okay, you Resident Evil people, let's sing the Resident Evil song!
(The RE cast cheers and gets ready to sing)
William: Ready? A one, a-two, a-one, two, five, seven!
(Everbody is dancing around to the beat while William jumps up and down)
All: Everybody sing the Resident Evil song!
Come on, friends sing along!
Everyone, and everything
let's all sing along!
William: We'll first start with Jill! Jill Valentine!
Jill: HEY!!
All except Jill: Jill Valentine, Jill Valentine
She's oh so mean and just stands all around!
Especially when Brad, Joseph, and Forest all gets killed!
But....
Just be sure you don't get her mad...
(Jill is choking Carlos for some unknown reason)
Chris: Hey! I got a line just for Wesker! And Alfred!!
Both: ???
Chris: Wesker prances around in Alexia's clothes
and so does Alfred too!
Nothin new there!
And holy crap!
We don't want to know! ^__^
Wesker/Alfred: REDFIELD!! (chases after him)
William: Next up is Leon! Leon Kennedy!
Leon: Oh perfect...
All: Leon, Leon
He's such a serious lettuce and everyone knows it,
He throws donuts out the window just for a little fun
but hey...
He runs over Cerebus dogs...
(Three Cerebus dogs start chasing Leon while everyone is still dancing around.)
(Annette mutters something about tuna)
Chris: My line again!! ^__^
Wesker/Alfred: (have shotguns ready)
Chris and everyone: Wesker prances around in Alexia's clothes,
and so does Alfred too!
Nothin new there!
And holy crap!
We don't want to know!
(Wesker and Alfred chase after Chris again)
William: Now on to Billy.....Billy Coen.
Billy: Crap.
All: Billy, Billy
He's not really a true happy guy,
He gets up really early and collects little clams,
because...
He has his own clam shack...
Billy: NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!! (whips out magnum and starts firing at William)
William: (running around and screaming like a sissy)
Rebecca: (busts out laughing)
All: Everybody sing the Resident Evil song!
Come on, friends sing along!
Everyone, and everything,
let's all sing along!
William: Last but not least, Wesker!
Wesker: o__o
All: Wesker, Wesker,
Has freaky cat eyes and prances around in drapes
Always figuring out ways while he's skipping down the road
But...
His plans always fail 'cause of Chris...
Alfred: HA! HA!
Chris: ^__^i
Wesker: (sighs) I'm goin' home. (walks away)
All: (shrugs) Everybody sing the Resident Evil song!
Come on, friends sing along!
Everyone, and everything,
let's all sing along!
Chris: (new verse) Leon walks around dressed like a fruit
and I mean literally,
who knows why?
We'll never know,
let's just end for now!
(Leon is walking around in a pineapple suit holding up signs)
Leon: Free pineapples....
Carlos: INCOMING ZOMBIE RIOT!!
Everybody brings out machine guns and have a killing spree! ^__^
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Whoo-whee! That was stupid! Well anyhoo, plz review if you like it! Whoa...I've been sayin' that a lot lately. Meh, oh well.
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The Resident Evil Song
(William as the weird monster thing and the entire RE cast are on the streets partying.)
William: (on top of a car) Come on, humans! Gather around!
Now, tell me, everybody
Aren't you sick and tired of battling zombies and monsters?
That's right! It sucks!
Sucks more than being shot by a machine gun!
Okay, you Resident Evil people, let's sing the Resident Evil song!
(The RE cast cheers and gets ready to sing)
William: Ready? A one, a-two, a-one, two, five, seven!
(Everbody is dancing around to the beat while William jumps up and down)
All: Everybody sing the Resident Evil song!
Come on, friends sing along!
Everyone, and everything
let's all sing along!
William: We'll first start with Jill! Jill Valentine!
Jill: HEY!!
All except Jill: Jill Valentine, Jill Valentine
She's oh so mean and just stands all around!
Especially when Brad, Joseph, and Forest all gets killed!
But....
Just be sure you don't get her mad...
(Jill is choking Carlos for some unknown reason)
Chris: Hey! I got a line just for Wesker! And Alfred!!
Both: ???
Chris: Wesker prances around in Alexia's clothes
and so does Alfred too!
Nothin new there!
And holy crap!
We don't want to know! ^__^
Wesker/Alfred: REDFIELD!! (chases after him)
William: Next up is Leon! Leon Kennedy!
Leon: Oh perfect...
All: Leon, Leon
He's such a serious lettuce and everyone knows it,
He throws donuts out the window just for a little fun
but hey...
He runs over Cerebus dogs...
(Three Cerebus dogs start chasing Leon while everyone is still dancing around.)
(Annette mutters something about tuna)
Chris: My line again!! ^__^
Wesker/Alfred: (have shotguns ready)
Chris and everyone: Wesker prances around in Alexia's clothes,
and so does Alfred too!
Nothin new there!
And holy crap!
We don't want to know!
(Wesker and Alfred chase after Chris again)
William: Now on to Billy.....Billy Coen.
Billy: Crap.
All: Billy, Billy
He's not really a true happy guy,
He gets up really early and collects little clams,
because...
He has his own clam shack...
Billy: NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!! (whips out magnum and starts firing at William)
William: (running around and screaming like a sissy)
Rebecca: (busts out laughing)
All: Everybody sing the Resident Evil song!
Come on, friends sing along!
Everyone, and everything,
let's all sing along!
William: Last but not least, Wesker!
Wesker: o__o
All: Wesker, Wesker,
Has freaky cat eyes and prances around in drapes
Always figuring out ways while he's skipping down the road
But...
His plans always fail 'cause of Chris...
Alfred: HA! HA!
Chris: ^__^i
Wesker: (sighs) I'm goin' home. (walks away)
All: (shrugs) Everybody sing the Resident Evil song!
Come on, friends sing along!
Everyone, and everything,
let's all sing along!
Chris: (new verse) Leon walks around dressed like a fruit
and I mean literally,
who knows why?
We'll never know,
let's just end for now!
(Leon is walking around in a pineapple suit holding up signs)
Leon: Free pineapples....
Carlos: INCOMING ZOMBIE RIOT!!
Everybody brings out machine guns and have a killing spree! ^__^
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Whoo-whee! That was stupid! Well anyhoo, plz review if you like it! Whoa...I've been sayin' that a lot lately. Meh, oh well.
