Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing!!! If I did you would all be slaves so I could harvest more sparkly purple mushrooms!!!! @_@!!!!

Chapter 1- Attack of Duo's mum!!!

( Trowa and Quatre playing chess )

( Duo and Heero watching tv )

Duo: Boring.

Heero: Hn.

Duo: Don't you think so Heero?

Heero: Hn.

Trowa: YES I WIN!!!( Kicks over chess board and starts dancing.)

Quatre: Stupid Baka.

( Trowa, while dancing kicks Wufei in face)

Wufei: Argghh!!! ( Falls over, hits head on table.)

Trowa: oops

Heero: Hn.

( Relena bursts in)

Relena: Hi!!! ^_^!!!

( Heero hides behind sofa)

Relena: Has anyone seen Heero???

Duo: Oh yeah he is in the kitchen!!! ^_~!!!!

( Relena walks past sofa, Heero slams chair over Relena's head and says.)

Heero: Hn.

(Duo throws Relena into large fish tank and throws it out window

SMAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero:Hn.

Well that's all for now, duo's mum arrives next chapter.