A/n: IMPORTANT! My friend Amy added one of the parts to the x-mas scene.
I'll tell you where she put it. NOW! ON WITH THE STORY!
Ch.4 fruit punch tofu turkey and a green raven!
"You're lying. I can tell. And have you forgotten that I can read minds? You tortured him by saying my name. Good"
She left. They gaped. They thought she was going to yell at them. Beast boy slowly calmed down from the experience. Raven just plain ignored him. Soon it was time for Halloween. Raven's favorite time of year.
There was a knock on the door. Raven answered it. She scared the 5- year olds.
"Next victim."
Robin scolded her for doing that and forced her to stand watch outside and give candy to the kids. She was sitting down when she sensed a presence. She looked around but saw nobody. Suddenly Cyborg came up behind her and pored fruit punch on her.
"Cyborg."
"Yes raven?"
"Do you have a death wish?"
"No raven."
"You do now!"
She chased after him with a pumpkin carving knife. Beast boy saw all the commotion and turned into a rat to hide under the couch. But they forgot about it the next day courtesy of video games and in raven's case. Books.
The one week later.
" Almost there. One. More. Level." Cyborg said playing his game on the newly fixed game station. Suddenly. It blew up again. Beast boy came running down stairs screaming. Raven came stomping downstairs her eyes glowing blood red.
" You read my diary?!?!" she screamed. The dishes in the dishwasher and sink exploded. Cyborg was counting his money for a new game station.
" HEAD FOR THE HILLS! CODE YELLOW! I REPEAT! CODE YELLOW!" yelled robin as the couch exploded. Beast boy was hiding in the cupboard in the form of an ant. Cyborg, robin and Starfire ran for the hall. They heard her scream.
" Where is he?!?! I'll ring his neck!!!"
They saw a green cat sneaking into the hall when raven's back was turned.
" Good news!" said Cyborg. "We have enough money for a new game station and a couch. Plus the dishes are done!"
Robin, Starfire and beast boy sweat dropped. Suddenly, all the windows in the living room shattered. They looked at each other and headed for each other's rooms in an attempt to hid beast boy.
" Dude! This is becoming a cliché! With me running and hiding and all."
Suddenly there was a short interlude where Jimminy cricket came and sang let your conscience be your guide. Then it went back to the show. (Remember this part. You'll understand later why I put it here. I hope.) But just like on Halloween. Everyone forgot about it the next day. Suddenly, the scene changed to thanks giving because the author said so.
" This isn't real turkey this is tofu!"
Beast boy glared at Cyborg's remark.
"So? I've been a turkey."
Cyborg smiled.
"I bet you have. But show us."
Beast boy turned into a turkey and Cyborg chased him all around the tower with a butcher knife. Robin sighed.
" Just another wacky day. Excuse me."
He got up from the table and left the room. You can hear the banging of skull on wood in the distance. When robin came back there was a huge bump on his head.
" I'll do my part and be anti- social. I'll be in my room." Said raven in her usual monotone voice. She too left the table and went to her room.
Starfire looked at robin.
" Robin. What is thanks giving?"
"Not now star. My head hurts."
Soon Cyborg came back with a struggling green turkey. Who turned into a cheetah. The green animal tried to take a swipe at Cyborg but Cyborg dropped him. On his head. He looked like this -O_o.
The next day.
Cyborg was playing his NEW video games on his NEW game station with his NEW controller on the NEW couch. LOL, Lots of news.
" YES! NEW HIGH SCORE!"
"Can I play?" asked Starfire.
" NO! MY GAME!" said Cyborg like a five- year old hugging the game station.
2 weeks later.
" YES! NEW HIGH SCORE!"
"Can I play?" asked Starfire.
" NO! MY GAME!
2 weeks later.
"Robin what is Christmas?"
"It's a holiday that people celebrate."
"What do they celebrate."
"Joy and family."
"Robin"
"Yeah, Starfire?"
"What is a holiday?"
Robin and Starfire were putting up a tree while beast boy was looking for decorations.
" Come on raven get into the spirit."
" Yes raven please! Get into the spirit of x-mas."
" Allow me." Said Cyborg.
He pored what he thought was red and green paint. Keyword there: thought.
" I would kill you if it weren't for the fact that you pored colored glue on me."
"Heh so raven. Just curious. What was that diary entry that beast boy read again."
" The one where Starfire 'accidentally' pored pink paint on me while painting her room."
She gave a shudder with much difficulty.
" I was blind for a week."
The boy went to the floor laughing.
"what is wrong with pink?"
raven glared at her.
"it's too bright and cheery. I like dark colors like black and blue."
Starfire held out a powder blue ornament.
"like this?"
"no! like the color of me cloak. And you two will be in the hospital once I'm done with you."
They immediately stopped laughing. Cyborg got a giant spatula he won at a carnival ant tried to get her out with that. After many showers she finally got the red and green out of her.
The next day.
Raven was walking the halls observing the trees.
" if I see anymore green, I am going to puke."
Ginger walked past her with a green sweater.
"God help me!"
She ran to the lav holding her stomache.
A few hours later she walked into a classroom with a lot of trees and red and green banners and lights.
" not again!"
she ran to the bathroom looking as green as the trees.
A/n: this is the part my friend wrote. When I go like this O_o then it is over.
Ginger walked into the bathroom.
" raven? Are you allright?"
raven clutched her stomach.
" no. infact this whole ho, ho, ho this is just completely making me sick."
Ginger looks at raven weirdly.
" you mean you don't believe in Christmas?"
Raven glares at ginger.
" no."
" oh, come on. Everybody believes in Santa and the joy of giving one time or another." Ginger said cheerfully.
" statistics show that Santa is a fake and obease old man who needs to die." Raven snapped angrily. Ginger felt tears start to form at her eyes so, she turned and ran. Raven smirked at her evil deed at destroying ginger's Christmas mood. O_o ( that was my friends part that she wrote. She thinks that raven is evil. But I think she's just misunderstood.) suddenly, she heard a voice inside her head.
" that wasn't very nice."
" you stay out of this you stupid conscience."
" but you know it wasn't nice. Don't make me get jimminy cricket over here."
" no anything but that! Great now I feel guilty and have to apologize, But first," she said woozily like she was drunk. " I must give up the rest of my half undigested lunch to the sewage system."
She vomited in the toilet again.
A/N: yay! I got a review. So tell me what you think. Next time: ch.5 friends and birds.
"You're lying. I can tell. And have you forgotten that I can read minds? You tortured him by saying my name. Good"
She left. They gaped. They thought she was going to yell at them. Beast boy slowly calmed down from the experience. Raven just plain ignored him. Soon it was time for Halloween. Raven's favorite time of year.
There was a knock on the door. Raven answered it. She scared the 5- year olds.
"Next victim."
Robin scolded her for doing that and forced her to stand watch outside and give candy to the kids. She was sitting down when she sensed a presence. She looked around but saw nobody. Suddenly Cyborg came up behind her and pored fruit punch on her.
"Cyborg."
"Yes raven?"
"Do you have a death wish?"
"No raven."
"You do now!"
She chased after him with a pumpkin carving knife. Beast boy saw all the commotion and turned into a rat to hide under the couch. But they forgot about it the next day courtesy of video games and in raven's case. Books.
The one week later.
" Almost there. One. More. Level." Cyborg said playing his game on the newly fixed game station. Suddenly. It blew up again. Beast boy came running down stairs screaming. Raven came stomping downstairs her eyes glowing blood red.
" You read my diary?!?!" she screamed. The dishes in the dishwasher and sink exploded. Cyborg was counting his money for a new game station.
" HEAD FOR THE HILLS! CODE YELLOW! I REPEAT! CODE YELLOW!" yelled robin as the couch exploded. Beast boy was hiding in the cupboard in the form of an ant. Cyborg, robin and Starfire ran for the hall. They heard her scream.
" Where is he?!?! I'll ring his neck!!!"
They saw a green cat sneaking into the hall when raven's back was turned.
" Good news!" said Cyborg. "We have enough money for a new game station and a couch. Plus the dishes are done!"
Robin, Starfire and beast boy sweat dropped. Suddenly, all the windows in the living room shattered. They looked at each other and headed for each other's rooms in an attempt to hid beast boy.
" Dude! This is becoming a cliché! With me running and hiding and all."
Suddenly there was a short interlude where Jimminy cricket came and sang let your conscience be your guide. Then it went back to the show. (Remember this part. You'll understand later why I put it here. I hope.) But just like on Halloween. Everyone forgot about it the next day. Suddenly, the scene changed to thanks giving because the author said so.
" This isn't real turkey this is tofu!"
Beast boy glared at Cyborg's remark.
"So? I've been a turkey."
Cyborg smiled.
"I bet you have. But show us."
Beast boy turned into a turkey and Cyborg chased him all around the tower with a butcher knife. Robin sighed.
" Just another wacky day. Excuse me."
He got up from the table and left the room. You can hear the banging of skull on wood in the distance. When robin came back there was a huge bump on his head.
" I'll do my part and be anti- social. I'll be in my room." Said raven in her usual monotone voice. She too left the table and went to her room.
Starfire looked at robin.
" Robin. What is thanks giving?"
"Not now star. My head hurts."
Soon Cyborg came back with a struggling green turkey. Who turned into a cheetah. The green animal tried to take a swipe at Cyborg but Cyborg dropped him. On his head. He looked like this -O_o.
The next day.
Cyborg was playing his NEW video games on his NEW game station with his NEW controller on the NEW couch. LOL, Lots of news.
" YES! NEW HIGH SCORE!"
"Can I play?" asked Starfire.
" NO! MY GAME!" said Cyborg like a five- year old hugging the game station.
2 weeks later.
" YES! NEW HIGH SCORE!"
"Can I play?" asked Starfire.
" NO! MY GAME!
2 weeks later.
"Robin what is Christmas?"
"It's a holiday that people celebrate."
"What do they celebrate."
"Joy and family."
"Robin"
"Yeah, Starfire?"
"What is a holiday?"
Robin and Starfire were putting up a tree while beast boy was looking for decorations.
" Come on raven get into the spirit."
" Yes raven please! Get into the spirit of x-mas."
" Allow me." Said Cyborg.
He pored what he thought was red and green paint. Keyword there: thought.
" I would kill you if it weren't for the fact that you pored colored glue on me."
"Heh so raven. Just curious. What was that diary entry that beast boy read again."
" The one where Starfire 'accidentally' pored pink paint on me while painting her room."
She gave a shudder with much difficulty.
" I was blind for a week."
The boy went to the floor laughing.
"what is wrong with pink?"
raven glared at her.
"it's too bright and cheery. I like dark colors like black and blue."
Starfire held out a powder blue ornament.
"like this?"
"no! like the color of me cloak. And you two will be in the hospital once I'm done with you."
They immediately stopped laughing. Cyborg got a giant spatula he won at a carnival ant tried to get her out with that. After many showers she finally got the red and green out of her.
The next day.
Raven was walking the halls observing the trees.
" if I see anymore green, I am going to puke."
Ginger walked past her with a green sweater.
"God help me!"
She ran to the lav holding her stomache.
A few hours later she walked into a classroom with a lot of trees and red and green banners and lights.
" not again!"
she ran to the bathroom looking as green as the trees.
A/n: this is the part my friend wrote. When I go like this O_o then it is over.
Ginger walked into the bathroom.
" raven? Are you allright?"
raven clutched her stomach.
" no. infact this whole ho, ho, ho this is just completely making me sick."
Ginger looks at raven weirdly.
" you mean you don't believe in Christmas?"
Raven glares at ginger.
" no."
" oh, come on. Everybody believes in Santa and the joy of giving one time or another." Ginger said cheerfully.
" statistics show that Santa is a fake and obease old man who needs to die." Raven snapped angrily. Ginger felt tears start to form at her eyes so, she turned and ran. Raven smirked at her evil deed at destroying ginger's Christmas mood. O_o ( that was my friends part that she wrote. She thinks that raven is evil. But I think she's just misunderstood.) suddenly, she heard a voice inside her head.
" that wasn't very nice."
" you stay out of this you stupid conscience."
" but you know it wasn't nice. Don't make me get jimminy cricket over here."
" no anything but that! Great now I feel guilty and have to apologize, But first," she said woozily like she was drunk. " I must give up the rest of my half undigested lunch to the sewage system."
She vomited in the toilet again.
A/N: yay! I got a review. So tell me what you think. Next time: ch.5 friends and birds.
