"Who could forgive them?!" I screamed, cramming the remnants of my sandwich into my mouth.

"Kaoru, you really should stop eating like this," Misao tried to calm her down.

Kaoru clutched her can of coke with one fist until her knuckles turned white. The can collapsed under the pressure and turned into a little scrunched up thing that used to be a can of coke.

"But, they are still your parents aren't they?" Misao smiled.

"Yes but they really shouldn't do stuff like this to me," Kaoru slumped down in her seat.

"At least they do stuff for you, my parents are always busy, or too tired, or too distracted." Misao lost her usual air of happiness.

Kaoru suddenly got worried for her friend, "Misao, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, just watching while my parents ruin each others lives, and mine," Misao mumbled.

"Is this why you never go on dates?" Kaoru asked.

Misao suddenly became all happy again, smiling brightly she said, "No, it's because I'm saving myself for a special someone."

Kaoru stood up looking at her watch, "Uh, I gotta go, my parents and I are going to have tea time with the Himuras."

"Okay, good luck talking them out of the divorce!" Misao shouted, slapping my back.

(Since no one seems to read my author's notes, I decided to put them here. THIS IS A MARMALADE BOY PARODY!!!! Some reviewers didn't read that in the first chapter)

Kaoru slid open the door and was about to walk out but she bumped into Enishi Yukishiro. He smirked.

"Going home so soon? What about kendo practice?"

"Sorry Enishi, family emergency," she gasped out.

Enishi's smirk turned into a worried expression, he stepped backwards so that Kaoru could walk out into the hall.

"Did something happen?" the white haired boy asked in a concerned tone.

"I guess, but I'm kind of in a hurry, ja!" Kaoru started to run down the hall.

~*~*~*~*

Himuras' House

"Hiko, Yuki, this is my daughter Kaoru," Mr. Kamiya introduced.

Kaoru bowed half heartedly and said, "Nice to meet you Mr. And Mrs. Himura." 'Wow, they look. just as weird as my parents!'

Hiko Himura was a tall man with a long black locks, he seemed to have a natural talent to making people feel inferior in a good way. On the other hand his wife, Yuki, was a small petite woman with shoulder length red hair and large violet eyes.

Hiko grunted, "Where's that baka deshi of mine?"

Yuki hurriedly explained, "He's been having a tendency to call our son that ever since he started training him."

Kaoru's parents merely nodded their heads pleasantly yet infuriatingly.

"Tell me, are you four REALLY going to switch partners?" 'and leave your children to rot?' Kaoru asked but didn't say the last part as much as she wanted to.

All four adults turned there eyes to Kaoru who stared right back. Luckily a voice rang throughout the house, "I'm Home!!!"

"Oh that must be Kenshin," Yuki broke the tension, "Kenshin! We're in the living room!"

A few minutes later some shuffling of feet was heard outside the shoji door. Whoever it was he slid the door open and in stepped the prettiest boy Kaoru had ever seen.

"Hello," he bowed, "My name is Himura Kenshin."

~*~*~*~*~*~

Ooooo, Kenshin has finally come in!!!

Starish: Now for the fun to start *Holds some of Kenshin's laundry, one red one white*

Kenshin: Starish-dono, now lets be rational about this

Starish: *laughs manically* NEVER! *Throws the clothes inside the nearest laundry machine and starts it*

Kenshin: NOOOOO!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE GI AND HAKAMA!!!

*A little later*

Starish: Okay, it's done, *retrieves his gi and hakama *

Kenshin: Starish-dono! MY HAKAMA IS NOW PINK!!!!

Starish: and now it'll match your other gi, you know, the pink one.

Kenshin: Magenta!