Episode 2, Act 2: To the Fat-Cave!

Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my secret underground lair...does

that sound too much like Dr. Evil?

Audience: *shakes their head*

Hardy: I am going to make today, a series of desserts! Chocolate desserts!

X & Zero: Chocolate...*drools*

Sigma: *fart*

Joey: Chocolate...*drools*

Sigma: *fart*

Domon: *blows Sigma away with his uber-powerful wind breaking!*

Mai: Ee-ew...*holds her nose*

Yugi: Chocolate...I like chocolate!

Domon: *farts and flies into the air like a rocket*

Hardy: One last time, peoples...

Audience: *except Domon* CHOCOLATE!!! *drools*

Domon: *flies into the stratosphere on a humoungous fart*

Hardy: O...kay...now that we've tired out that joke, I'm going to show you

all my assortment of desserts that I have pre-made and am going to show how

to make!

Audience: Oooh!

Buu: Buu make chocolate too! *Turns Tèa into chocolate!*

Joey: AAH! Chocolate Tèa!

Miroku: *eats Tèa*

Buu: Hey you! That was my candy!

Miroku: Wind Tunnel! *sucks up Majin Buu*

Audience: Yay!

Vegeta: He...defeated Majin Buu with a giant magical vacuum in his hand?!

Miroku: It's a curse, fellows. *sits where Buu was*

Vegeta: .oO(A curse, eh? I want one like that, too!)

Keaton: OW! *slaps his neck and something flat slowly floats to the

ground* What is that...? *looks closely* GAAH! *jumps onto Chi-Chi*

Chi-Chi: *becomes Super Chi-Chi 4 and blows up Goku!* Oops! Sorry, dear!

Goku: *burnt* Egh..no problem.

Hardy: What is your problem, boss?

Keaton: F-f-FLEA!!!

Audience: Huh? *looks down at a little six-armed man.*

*zooms in on Myoga the Flea* Myoga: ...Whaaat?

Hardy: *ahems and goes back to his regularly scheduled cooking*

Inu-Yasha: Has anyone seen a flea around here?

Kagome: Has anyone seen a lecherous monk around here?

Myoga: *bites Inu-Yasha*

Miroku: *hides behind Bulma...and grabs her behind*

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Samus: This part of the episode is relatively tame.

Houston: *belches and farts*

Ridley: @_O

Dr. Evil: Now that's just grossssssss...

Houston: *eats a potato chip and claps* Yes, salty...yes, that was good.

Samus: *is quite obviously ignoring everyone...including now the TV*

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Audience: *rioting amongst itself not long after what Miroku did to Bulma*

Hardy: .oO(Doesn't anyone care about my cooking?!)

Myoga: *hops onto the kitchen table* Ooh...chocolate!

Sigma: *blasts off on a fart that puts him in orbit*

Inu-Yasha: Uh...right. Looks like he's going somewhere.

Tèa: Wow, I didn't expect him to go farther than Domon! *dies*

Joey: Anothah Tèa clone...man, dat's gettin' old.

Yugi: Maybe it's because WE'RE old?!

Joey: *looks down at himself and around the audience* DAAH! WE'RE ALL

GEEZERS!!!

Mai: This isn't funny.

Asia: No comment.

Malfoy: Ha...my Aging Curse worked perfectly.

Harry: A little too perfectly, Malfoy. *looks like Dumbledore*

Hermione: Yes, so switch us back! *looks like McGonagall*

Hardy: AAH! MY AUDIENCE IS AN OLD FOLKS HOME!!!

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Samus: *chanting like Uncle Chan*

Houston: Is this stupid or what?

Ridley: Yes, it's very stupid. *goes back to looking at his manga*

Shuuuuuiichiiiii...

Dr. Evil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Samus: o_O What the HELL is Dr. Evil doing in my apartment!?

Dr. Hell: Vhat about me?!

Samus: O_o What the EVIL is Dr. Hell doing in my apartment!?

Ridley: Black silk boxers with silver Drydens...er...dragons...aw!

Those dragons look so cuuuuuute!

Samus: O_O I will rue the day that Dryden appears on boxers.

Katri: *little does Samus know that Houston's boxers have Dryden on them!*

Houston: *giggles evilly*

Ridley: *goes to buy a pair of Ryuichi's boxers*

Katri: *goes with Ridley*

Samus: HEY! Who's going to author this fan-fic if the author's buying

gay underwear?!

Dr. Wily: *temporary author*

AAGH..er...Samus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Too many mad doctors!!! Too much

evil genius!! Too much-

Dr. Evil: Yelling from you! Zip it. Alright everybody, back to the fan-fic!

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Hardy: *watches as all the old people fall asleep*

*EXPLOSION!!!*

Hardy: Huh?

*Dr. Hell and his Robot Masters barge in*

Dr. Hell: Vhat?! I don't own zeeze robots!

Dr. Wily: Zis is mai fahn-fik naw, zo you own zem!

Dr. Evil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Hardy: AAAH! Three evil doctors have invaded my show! To the Fat-Cave!

Hojo: Uhm...Hardy...you're already IN the Fat-Cave!

Hardy: Oh...right. AAAAAAAAAH!!! FOUR EVIL DOCTORS!!!

Hojo: *hee-hees*

Hardy: This calls for DRASTIC MEASURES! *gets out a burrito and eats it...

becoming his gaseous alter-ego...* SUPER HARDY!!!

Evil Doctors: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! One flatulent fat man!

Palmer: Hi!

Evil Doctors: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TWO FLATULENT FAT MEN!

Boba Fatt: I was once a reviewer for GamePro! (I think...)

Evil Doctors: O_O ...Oh...*Hojo: go on a diet, you!*

Katri: *while in the exotic anime underwear store* How will go the

battle of the Evil Doctors vs. the Flatulent Fat Men go? You'll have

to find out on the next act! Ba-ii!

Ridley: *bawling* 500 Credits for these boxers! I don't have that much

money!

Katri: I don't either. *bawls also*