Episode 2, Act 2: To the Fat-Cave!
Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my secret underground lair...does
that sound too much like Dr. Evil?
Audience: *shakes their head*
Hardy: I am going to make today, a series of desserts! Chocolate desserts!
X & Zero: Chocolate...*drools*
Sigma: *fart*
Joey: Chocolate...*drools*
Sigma: *fart*
Domon: *blows Sigma away with his uber-powerful wind breaking!*
Mai: Ee-ew...*holds her nose*
Yugi: Chocolate...I like chocolate!
Domon: *farts and flies into the air like a rocket*
Hardy: One last time, peoples...
Audience: *except Domon* CHOCOLATE!!! *drools*
Domon: *flies into the stratosphere on a humoungous fart*
Hardy: O...kay...now that we've tired out that joke, I'm going to show you
all my assortment of desserts that I have pre-made and am going to show how
to make!
Audience: Oooh!
Buu: Buu make chocolate too! *Turns Tèa into chocolate!*
Joey: AAH! Chocolate Tèa!
Miroku: *eats Tèa*
Buu: Hey you! That was my candy!
Miroku: Wind Tunnel! *sucks up Majin Buu*
Audience: Yay!
Vegeta: He...defeated Majin Buu with a giant magical vacuum in his hand?!
Miroku: It's a curse, fellows. *sits where Buu was*
Vegeta: .oO(A curse, eh? I want one like that, too!)
Keaton: OW! *slaps his neck and something flat slowly floats to the
ground* What is that...? *looks closely* GAAH! *jumps onto Chi-Chi*
Chi-Chi: *becomes Super Chi-Chi 4 and blows up Goku!* Oops! Sorry, dear!
Goku: *burnt* Egh..no problem.
Hardy: What is your problem, boss?
Keaton: F-f-FLEA!!!
Audience: Huh? *looks down at a little six-armed man.*
*zooms in on Myoga the Flea* Myoga: ...Whaaat?
Hardy: *ahems and goes back to his regularly scheduled cooking*
Inu-Yasha: Has anyone seen a flea around here?
Kagome: Has anyone seen a lecherous monk around here?
Myoga: *bites Inu-Yasha*
Miroku: *hides behind Bulma...and grabs her behind*
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Samus: This part of the episode is relatively tame.
Houston: *belches and farts*
Ridley: @_O
Dr. Evil: Now that's just grossssssss...
Houston: *eats a potato chip and claps* Yes, salty...yes, that was good.
Samus: *is quite obviously ignoring everyone...including now the TV*
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Audience: *rioting amongst itself not long after what Miroku did to Bulma*
Hardy: .oO(Doesn't anyone care about my cooking?!)
Myoga: *hops onto the kitchen table* Ooh...chocolate!
Sigma: *blasts off on a fart that puts him in orbit*
Inu-Yasha: Uh...right. Looks like he's going somewhere.
Tèa: Wow, I didn't expect him to go farther than Domon! *dies*
Joey: Anothah Tèa clone...man, dat's gettin' old.
Yugi: Maybe it's because WE'RE old?!
Joey: *looks down at himself and around the audience* DAAH! WE'RE ALL
GEEZERS!!!
Mai: This isn't funny.
Asia: No comment.
Malfoy: Ha...my Aging Curse worked perfectly.
Harry: A little too perfectly, Malfoy. *looks like Dumbledore*
Hermione: Yes, so switch us back! *looks like McGonagall*
Hardy: AAH! MY AUDIENCE IS AN OLD FOLKS HOME!!!
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Samus: *chanting like Uncle Chan*
Houston: Is this stupid or what?
Ridley: Yes, it's very stupid. *goes back to looking at his manga*
Shuuuuuiichiiiii...
Dr. Evil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Samus: o_O What the HELL is Dr. Evil doing in my apartment!?
Dr. Hell: Vhat about me?!
Samus: O_o What the EVIL is Dr. Hell doing in my apartment!?
Ridley: Black silk boxers with silver Drydens...er...dragons...aw!
Those dragons look so cuuuuuute!
Samus: O_O I will rue the day that Dryden appears on boxers.
Katri: *little does Samus know that Houston's boxers have Dryden on them!*
Houston: *giggles evilly*
Ridley: *goes to buy a pair of Ryuichi's boxers*
Katri: *goes with Ridley*
Samus: HEY! Who's going to author this fan-fic if the author's buying
gay underwear?!
Dr. Wily: *temporary author*
AAGH..er...Samus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Too many mad doctors!!! Too much
evil genius!! Too much-
Dr. Evil: Yelling from you! Zip it. Alright everybody, back to the fan-fic!
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Hardy: *watches as all the old people fall asleep*
*EXPLOSION!!!*
Hardy: Huh?
*Dr. Hell and his Robot Masters barge in*
Dr. Hell: Vhat?! I don't own zeeze robots!
Dr. Wily: Zis is mai fahn-fik naw, zo you own zem!
Dr. Evil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Hardy: AAAH! Three evil doctors have invaded my show! To the Fat-Cave!
Hojo: Uhm...Hardy...you're already IN the Fat-Cave!
Hardy: Oh...right. AAAAAAAAAH!!! FOUR EVIL DOCTORS!!!
Hojo: *hee-hees*
Hardy: This calls for DRASTIC MEASURES! *gets out a burrito and eats it...
becoming his gaseous alter-ego...* SUPER HARDY!!!
Evil Doctors: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! One flatulent fat man!
Palmer: Hi!
Evil Doctors: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TWO FLATULENT FAT MEN!
Boba Fatt: I was once a reviewer for GamePro! (I think...)
Evil Doctors: O_O ...Oh...*Hojo: go on a diet, you!*
Katri: *while in the exotic anime underwear store* How will go the
battle of the Evil Doctors vs. the Flatulent Fat Men go? You'll have
to find out on the next act! Ba-ii!
Ridley: *bawling* 500 Credits for these boxers! I don't have that much
money!
Katri: I don't either. *bawls also*
Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my secret underground lair...does
that sound too much like Dr. Evil?
Audience: *shakes their head*
Hardy: I am going to make today, a series of desserts! Chocolate desserts!
X & Zero: Chocolate...*drools*
Sigma: *fart*
Joey: Chocolate...*drools*
Sigma: *fart*
Domon: *blows Sigma away with his uber-powerful wind breaking!*
Mai: Ee-ew...*holds her nose*
Yugi: Chocolate...I like chocolate!
Domon: *farts and flies into the air like a rocket*
Hardy: One last time, peoples...
Audience: *except Domon* CHOCOLATE!!! *drools*
Domon: *flies into the stratosphere on a humoungous fart*
Hardy: O...kay...now that we've tired out that joke, I'm going to show you
all my assortment of desserts that I have pre-made and am going to show how
to make!
Audience: Oooh!
Buu: Buu make chocolate too! *Turns Tèa into chocolate!*
Joey: AAH! Chocolate Tèa!
Miroku: *eats Tèa*
Buu: Hey you! That was my candy!
Miroku: Wind Tunnel! *sucks up Majin Buu*
Audience: Yay!
Vegeta: He...defeated Majin Buu with a giant magical vacuum in his hand?!
Miroku: It's a curse, fellows. *sits where Buu was*
Vegeta: .oO(A curse, eh? I want one like that, too!)
Keaton: OW! *slaps his neck and something flat slowly floats to the
ground* What is that...? *looks closely* GAAH! *jumps onto Chi-Chi*
Chi-Chi: *becomes Super Chi-Chi 4 and blows up Goku!* Oops! Sorry, dear!
Goku: *burnt* Egh..no problem.
Hardy: What is your problem, boss?
Keaton: F-f-FLEA!!!
Audience: Huh? *looks down at a little six-armed man.*
*zooms in on Myoga the Flea* Myoga: ...Whaaat?
Hardy: *ahems and goes back to his regularly scheduled cooking*
Inu-Yasha: Has anyone seen a flea around here?
Kagome: Has anyone seen a lecherous monk around here?
Myoga: *bites Inu-Yasha*
Miroku: *hides behind Bulma...and grabs her behind*
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Samus: This part of the episode is relatively tame.
Houston: *belches and farts*
Ridley: @_O
Dr. Evil: Now that's just grossssssss...
Houston: *eats a potato chip and claps* Yes, salty...yes, that was good.
Samus: *is quite obviously ignoring everyone...including now the TV*
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Audience: *rioting amongst itself not long after what Miroku did to Bulma*
Hardy: .oO(Doesn't anyone care about my cooking?!)
Myoga: *hops onto the kitchen table* Ooh...chocolate!
Sigma: *blasts off on a fart that puts him in orbit*
Inu-Yasha: Uh...right. Looks like he's going somewhere.
Tèa: Wow, I didn't expect him to go farther than Domon! *dies*
Joey: Anothah Tèa clone...man, dat's gettin' old.
Yugi: Maybe it's because WE'RE old?!
Joey: *looks down at himself and around the audience* DAAH! WE'RE ALL
GEEZERS!!!
Mai: This isn't funny.
Asia: No comment.
Malfoy: Ha...my Aging Curse worked perfectly.
Harry: A little too perfectly, Malfoy. *looks like Dumbledore*
Hermione: Yes, so switch us back! *looks like McGonagall*
Hardy: AAH! MY AUDIENCE IS AN OLD FOLKS HOME!!!
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Samus: *chanting like Uncle Chan*
Houston: Is this stupid or what?
Ridley: Yes, it's very stupid. *goes back to looking at his manga*
Shuuuuuiichiiiii...
Dr. Evil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Samus: o_O What the HELL is Dr. Evil doing in my apartment!?
Dr. Hell: Vhat about me?!
Samus: O_o What the EVIL is Dr. Hell doing in my apartment!?
Ridley: Black silk boxers with silver Drydens...er...dragons...aw!
Those dragons look so cuuuuuute!
Samus: O_O I will rue the day that Dryden appears on boxers.
Katri: *little does Samus know that Houston's boxers have Dryden on them!*
Houston: *giggles evilly*
Ridley: *goes to buy a pair of Ryuichi's boxers*
Katri: *goes with Ridley*
Samus: HEY! Who's going to author this fan-fic if the author's buying
gay underwear?!
Dr. Wily: *temporary author*
AAGH..er...Samus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Too many mad doctors!!! Too much
evil genius!! Too much-
Dr. Evil: Yelling from you! Zip it. Alright everybody, back to the fan-fic!
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Hardy: *watches as all the old people fall asleep*
*EXPLOSION!!!*
Hardy: Huh?
*Dr. Hell and his Robot Masters barge in*
Dr. Hell: Vhat?! I don't own zeeze robots!
Dr. Wily: Zis is mai fahn-fik naw, zo you own zem!
Dr. Evil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Hardy: AAAH! Three evil doctors have invaded my show! To the Fat-Cave!
Hojo: Uhm...Hardy...you're already IN the Fat-Cave!
Hardy: Oh...right. AAAAAAAAAH!!! FOUR EVIL DOCTORS!!!
Hojo: *hee-hees*
Hardy: This calls for DRASTIC MEASURES! *gets out a burrito and eats it...
becoming his gaseous alter-ego...* SUPER HARDY!!!
Evil Doctors: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! One flatulent fat man!
Palmer: Hi!
Evil Doctors: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TWO FLATULENT FAT MEN!
Boba Fatt: I was once a reviewer for GamePro! (I think...)
Evil Doctors: O_O ...Oh...*Hojo: go on a diet, you!*
Katri: *while in the exotic anime underwear store* How will go the
battle of the Evil Doctors vs. the Flatulent Fat Men go? You'll have
to find out on the next act! Ba-ii!
Ridley: *bawling* 500 Credits for these boxers! I don't have that much
money!
Katri: I don't either. *bawls also*
