Episode 2, Act 3: One-Winged Los Angeles!

Hardy: I think that you evil doctors need a dose of my medicine!

BURRITO SUPREME!! *farts and a giant burrito-shaped cloud of gas hits

Dr. Hell*

Palmer: *toot!* *toot!* *prt!* *PRT!* *veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert!!*

Audience: *reverts to normal age*

Mai: *holds her nose* HOW AWFUL!!! It STINKS!!!

Evil Doctors: *wearing gas masks*

AVALANCHE: We are here to defeat the evil doctors! (Barret: Especially

Hojo!)

Boba Fatt: Ooh, aagh...indigestion...from...burritos...from...Taco...*FAAAAA

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Evil Doctors: *get blown away*

Level 99 Cloud: Well, that does it for them. Now to deal with Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: Glides into the room on a cloud of Clouds...I am Spehiroth...wait,

Spehi...dammit...*in uber-gay male voice* Sephy-sama to you girl fans!!

*waves* I'm so bishonen and kawai-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!

AVALANCHE: O_O (Barret: Now dat's freakay. Yuffie: *angry face* OH MY

GOD!!!)

Urd: *peeks out of a clean frying pan* Oh My Goddess!

Rufus: Glides into the room on a cloud of Palmer's gas...I am Doof...Doof...

errgf...*also in uber-gay male voice* Rufy-sama to my all my fans!

I'm also bishonen and kawa-a-a-a-a-a-a-aii!!

*Dr. Hell returns, piloting a Super Robot version of Diamond Weapon*

Hardy: AAH! Evil Doctor! To the Fat-Cave!

Barret: Uh...Harday...yo alreddy in da Fat-Cave!

Hardy: Oh...right. Well then. *eats burrito and becomes* SUPER HARDY!!!

I'm ready to fart Diamond Weapon and Dr. *Censored* to oblivion!

.oO(Wait a minute? WHY WAS I CENSORED??)

Katri: You're a cop, that's why.

Hardy: That's not a good enough reason! *goes to petition to the government

about improper censoring laws*

Katri: Well, now that he's out of the way-

*EXPLOSION!!!*

Domon: I'm back, and with my Burning Gumdum!

Snape: It's Gundam...

Harry: I never knew knew he watched anime.

Snape: I have to have -some- kind of Muggle profile, don't I? I'm known

as a manga artist...

Harry: Really? What one?

Snape: "Explosion Hello Peoples!" *brandishes issue number 1 of his manga*

Harry: *facefalls*

Domon: Right, Gundam...what did I say?

Dr. Hell: You sait Gumdum. Now...vhat shall vit you...? I know! DIAMOND

FLASH!!!

*Major Flash Typos!* Katri: o_O Well, if it's in the script...

Domon: Errgh! Erupting Burnninrg Fingre!!! *nothing happens*

Yugi: Oh no! We've ben aflictud weth typos!

Joey: *is somehow unaffected...*

Kaiba: eH must have bin two sutpid to eb afidted.

Mai: Wel,l well' just mkea teh moss of it.

*Major Flash Typos wear off*

Audience: Yay!

Domon: ERUPTING! BURNING! FINGER! *hits Diamond Weapon, but doesn't

affect it*

Houston: HOUSTON UBER-POSE OF DOOM!!! *points at his psychotic-looking

face while squatting*

Dr. Hell: NOT ZEE UBER-POSE OF DOOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*Diamond

Weapon explodes*

Rufus fans: Yay! It didn't attack Rufus!

Rufus: *gets killed by explosion shrapnel*

Rufus fans: Aw! It killed Rufus anyway!

Sephiroth fans: Yay! No competition!

Sephiroth: *kissing a baby for his "Sephiroth for Galactic Federation

Chairman" campaign* Yes, thank you! I am much more durable than Rufus!

And baby-safe!

Level 99 Cloud: Hey! We're not finished between each other!

Sephiroth: Augh...do we have to do this now?! I'm in a political campaign!

Level 99 Cloud: Too bad. We end this here.

Sephiroth: *sighs* I hate that line. It always gets me. Alright, alright.

We will end this here. *turns into the One-Winged Angel*

Level 99 Cloud: I can still defeat you. I have the Shield Materia!

Sephiroth: *fuses with California to become the One-Winged Los Angeles!

It's 10 times as powerful with Cloud is level 97 and higher!*

Level 99 Cloud: Aw...crap. *dies with Super Nova*

Hardy: AAH! Who can defeat Sephiroth?!

Tidus: *enters with Four Fully Equipped Onion Kids* We shall!

Sephiroth: *gets defeated and turns back to the kawaii Sephy* Thank you!

Tifa: FINALLY! Someone killed the moron! *points at Cloud*

Cloud: *revives* Moron? What's a moron?

Tifa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*kills Cloud again*

Sephiroth: Whoa! *zooms on Myoga*

Myoga: *looks around from Cloud's hair* Whaaaaat?!

Sephiroth: I wasn't looking at you! I saw the impossible! Tifa killing

Cloud!

Tifa: That felt good, too. I hate that...you know what kind of guy he is.

Sephiroth: Moron?

Tifa: DON'T SAY IT!!!

Cloud: *revives* Moron? What's a moron?

*Tifa and Sephiroth both kill Cloud*

Yuffie: *kicks Cloud in the nuts after they kill Cloud*

Cid: ...Was that REALLY necessary, Yuffie?

Yuffie: Yes. He didn't go on a date with me in Gold Saucer.

Tidus: How about I join AVALANCHE?

Yuffie: *heart eyes* Why not?! You look so much BETTER than Cloud! And

you're smarter, too, and can play sports underwater!

Tidus: Uh...right. .oO(She's been playing too much Final Fantasy X.)

Katri: I want to play FFX, and FFX-2! *bawls because he doesn't have a

PS2*

Tidus: Great...I made the author cry.

Katri: *snif* Tune in for the next episode...*crys a river*