Episode 2, Act 3: One-Winged Los Angeles!
Hardy: I think that you evil doctors need a dose of my medicine!
BURRITO SUPREME!! *farts and a giant burrito-shaped cloud of gas hits
Dr. Hell*
Palmer: *toot!* *toot!* *prt!* *PRT!* *veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert!!*
Audience: *reverts to normal age*
Mai: *holds her nose* HOW AWFUL!!! It STINKS!!!
Evil Doctors: *wearing gas masks*
AVALANCHE: We are here to defeat the evil doctors! (Barret: Especially
Hojo!)
Boba Fatt: Ooh, aagh...indigestion...from...burritos...from...Taco...*FAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Evil Doctors: *get blown away*
Level 99 Cloud: Well, that does it for them. Now to deal with Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Glides into the room on a cloud of Clouds...I am Spehiroth...wait,
Spehi...dammit...*in uber-gay male voice* Sephy-sama to you girl fans!!
*waves* I'm so bishonen and kawai-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!
AVALANCHE: O_O (Barret: Now dat's freakay. Yuffie: *angry face* OH MY
GOD!!!)
Urd: *peeks out of a clean frying pan* Oh My Goddess!
Rufus: Glides into the room on a cloud of Palmer's gas...I am Doof...Doof...
errgf...*also in uber-gay male voice* Rufy-sama to my all my fans!
I'm also bishonen and kawa-a-a-a-a-a-a-aii!!
*Dr. Hell returns, piloting a Super Robot version of Diamond Weapon*
Hardy: AAH! Evil Doctor! To the Fat-Cave!
Barret: Uh...Harday...yo alreddy in da Fat-Cave!
Hardy: Oh...right. Well then. *eats burrito and becomes* SUPER HARDY!!!
I'm ready to fart Diamond Weapon and Dr. *Censored* to oblivion!
.oO(Wait a minute? WHY WAS I CENSORED??)
Katri: You're a cop, that's why.
Hardy: That's not a good enough reason! *goes to petition to the government
about improper censoring laws*
Katri: Well, now that he's out of the way-
*EXPLOSION!!!*
Domon: I'm back, and with my Burning Gumdum!
Snape: It's Gundam...
Harry: I never knew knew he watched anime.
Snape: I have to have -some- kind of Muggle profile, don't I? I'm known
as a manga artist...
Harry: Really? What one?
Snape: "Explosion Hello Peoples!" *brandishes issue number 1 of his manga*
Harry: *facefalls*
Domon: Right, Gundam...what did I say?
Dr. Hell: You sait Gumdum. Now...vhat shall vit you...? I know! DIAMOND
FLASH!!!
*Major Flash Typos!* Katri: o_O Well, if it's in the script...
Domon: Errgh! Erupting Burnninrg Fingre!!! *nothing happens*
Yugi: Oh no! We've ben aflictud weth typos!
Joey: *is somehow unaffected...*
Kaiba: eH must have bin two sutpid to eb afidted.
Mai: Wel,l well' just mkea teh moss of it.
*Major Flash Typos wear off*
Audience: Yay!
Domon: ERUPTING! BURNING! FINGER! *hits Diamond Weapon, but doesn't
affect it*
Houston: HOUSTON UBER-POSE OF DOOM!!! *points at his psychotic-looking
face while squatting*
Dr. Hell: NOT ZEE UBER-POSE OF DOOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*Diamond
Weapon explodes*
Rufus fans: Yay! It didn't attack Rufus!
Rufus: *gets killed by explosion shrapnel*
Rufus fans: Aw! It killed Rufus anyway!
Sephiroth fans: Yay! No competition!
Sephiroth: *kissing a baby for his "Sephiroth for Galactic Federation
Chairman" campaign* Yes, thank you! I am much more durable than Rufus!
And baby-safe!
Level 99 Cloud: Hey! We're not finished between each other!
Sephiroth: Augh...do we have to do this now?! I'm in a political campaign!
Level 99 Cloud: Too bad. We end this here.
Sephiroth: *sighs* I hate that line. It always gets me. Alright, alright.
We will end this here. *turns into the One-Winged Angel*
Level 99 Cloud: I can still defeat you. I have the Shield Materia!
Sephiroth: *fuses with California to become the One-Winged Los Angeles!
It's 10 times as powerful with Cloud is level 97 and higher!*
Level 99 Cloud: Aw...crap. *dies with Super Nova*
Hardy: AAH! Who can defeat Sephiroth?!
Tidus: *enters with Four Fully Equipped Onion Kids* We shall!
Sephiroth: *gets defeated and turns back to the kawaii Sephy* Thank you!
Tifa: FINALLY! Someone killed the moron! *points at Cloud*
Cloud: *revives* Moron? What's a moron?
Tifa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kills Cloud again*
Sephiroth: Whoa! *zooms on Myoga*
Myoga: *looks around from Cloud's hair* Whaaaaat?!
Sephiroth: I wasn't looking at you! I saw the impossible! Tifa killing
Cloud!
Tifa: That felt good, too. I hate that...you know what kind of guy he is.
Sephiroth: Moron?
Tifa: DON'T SAY IT!!!
Cloud: *revives* Moron? What's a moron?
*Tifa and Sephiroth both kill Cloud*
Yuffie: *kicks Cloud in the nuts after they kill Cloud*
Cid: ...Was that REALLY necessary, Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yes. He didn't go on a date with me in Gold Saucer.
Tidus: How about I join AVALANCHE?
Yuffie: *heart eyes* Why not?! You look so much BETTER than Cloud! And
you're smarter, too, and can play sports underwater!
Tidus: Uh...right. .oO(She's been playing too much Final Fantasy X.)
Katri: I want to play FFX, and FFX-2! *bawls because he doesn't have a
PS2*
Tidus: Great...I made the author cry.
Katri: *snif* Tune in for the next episode...*crys a river*
Hardy: I think that you evil doctors need a dose of my medicine!
BURRITO SUPREME!! *farts and a giant burrito-shaped cloud of gas hits
Dr. Hell*
Palmer: *toot!* *toot!* *prt!* *PRT!* *veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert!!*
Audience: *reverts to normal age*
Mai: *holds her nose* HOW AWFUL!!! It STINKS!!!
Evil Doctors: *wearing gas masks*
AVALANCHE: We are here to defeat the evil doctors! (Barret: Especially
Hojo!)
Boba Fatt: Ooh, aagh...indigestion...from...burritos...from...Taco...*FAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Evil Doctors: *get blown away*
Level 99 Cloud: Well, that does it for them. Now to deal with Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Glides into the room on a cloud of Clouds...I am Spehiroth...wait,
Spehi...dammit...*in uber-gay male voice* Sephy-sama to you girl fans!!
*waves* I'm so bishonen and kawai-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!
AVALANCHE: O_O (Barret: Now dat's freakay. Yuffie: *angry face* OH MY
GOD!!!)
Urd: *peeks out of a clean frying pan* Oh My Goddess!
Rufus: Glides into the room on a cloud of Palmer's gas...I am Doof...Doof...
errgf...*also in uber-gay male voice* Rufy-sama to my all my fans!
I'm also bishonen and kawa-a-a-a-a-a-a-aii!!
*Dr. Hell returns, piloting a Super Robot version of Diamond Weapon*
Hardy: AAH! Evil Doctor! To the Fat-Cave!
Barret: Uh...Harday...yo alreddy in da Fat-Cave!
Hardy: Oh...right. Well then. *eats burrito and becomes* SUPER HARDY!!!
I'm ready to fart Diamond Weapon and Dr. *Censored* to oblivion!
.oO(Wait a minute? WHY WAS I CENSORED??)
Katri: You're a cop, that's why.
Hardy: That's not a good enough reason! *goes to petition to the government
about improper censoring laws*
Katri: Well, now that he's out of the way-
*EXPLOSION!!!*
Domon: I'm back, and with my Burning Gumdum!
Snape: It's Gundam...
Harry: I never knew knew he watched anime.
Snape: I have to have -some- kind of Muggle profile, don't I? I'm known
as a manga artist...
Harry: Really? What one?
Snape: "Explosion Hello Peoples!" *brandishes issue number 1 of his manga*
Harry: *facefalls*
Domon: Right, Gundam...what did I say?
Dr. Hell: You sait Gumdum. Now...vhat shall vit you...? I know! DIAMOND
FLASH!!!
*Major Flash Typos!* Katri: o_O Well, if it's in the script...
Domon: Errgh! Erupting Burnninrg Fingre!!! *nothing happens*
Yugi: Oh no! We've ben aflictud weth typos!
Joey: *is somehow unaffected...*
Kaiba: eH must have bin two sutpid to eb afidted.
Mai: Wel,l well' just mkea teh moss of it.
*Major Flash Typos wear off*
Audience: Yay!
Domon: ERUPTING! BURNING! FINGER! *hits Diamond Weapon, but doesn't
affect it*
Houston: HOUSTON UBER-POSE OF DOOM!!! *points at his psychotic-looking
face while squatting*
Dr. Hell: NOT ZEE UBER-POSE OF DOOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*Diamond
Weapon explodes*
Rufus fans: Yay! It didn't attack Rufus!
Rufus: *gets killed by explosion shrapnel*
Rufus fans: Aw! It killed Rufus anyway!
Sephiroth fans: Yay! No competition!
Sephiroth: *kissing a baby for his "Sephiroth for Galactic Federation
Chairman" campaign* Yes, thank you! I am much more durable than Rufus!
And baby-safe!
Level 99 Cloud: Hey! We're not finished between each other!
Sephiroth: Augh...do we have to do this now?! I'm in a political campaign!
Level 99 Cloud: Too bad. We end this here.
Sephiroth: *sighs* I hate that line. It always gets me. Alright, alright.
We will end this here. *turns into the One-Winged Angel*
Level 99 Cloud: I can still defeat you. I have the Shield Materia!
Sephiroth: *fuses with California to become the One-Winged Los Angeles!
It's 10 times as powerful with Cloud is level 97 and higher!*
Level 99 Cloud: Aw...crap. *dies with Super Nova*
Hardy: AAH! Who can defeat Sephiroth?!
Tidus: *enters with Four Fully Equipped Onion Kids* We shall!
Sephiroth: *gets defeated and turns back to the kawaii Sephy* Thank you!
Tifa: FINALLY! Someone killed the moron! *points at Cloud*
Cloud: *revives* Moron? What's a moron?
Tifa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kills Cloud again*
Sephiroth: Whoa! *zooms on Myoga*
Myoga: *looks around from Cloud's hair* Whaaaaat?!
Sephiroth: I wasn't looking at you! I saw the impossible! Tifa killing
Cloud!
Tifa: That felt good, too. I hate that...you know what kind of guy he is.
Sephiroth: Moron?
Tifa: DON'T SAY IT!!!
Cloud: *revives* Moron? What's a moron?
*Tifa and Sephiroth both kill Cloud*
Yuffie: *kicks Cloud in the nuts after they kill Cloud*
Cid: ...Was that REALLY necessary, Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yes. He didn't go on a date with me in Gold Saucer.
Tidus: How about I join AVALANCHE?
Yuffie: *heart eyes* Why not?! You look so much BETTER than Cloud! And
you're smarter, too, and can play sports underwater!
Tidus: Uh...right. .oO(She's been playing too much Final Fantasy X.)
Katri: I want to play FFX, and FFX-2! *bawls because he doesn't have a
PS2*
Tidus: Great...I made the author cry.
Katri: *snif* Tune in for the next episode...*crys a river*
