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BBBBAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!
Disclaimer: I don't own Billy Madison or Teen Titans. If I did own teen
titans I wouldn't be writing this. I would be making an episode or even a
movie. As for Billy Madison well you know the drill.
Robin walked in.
"Hey raven!"
"Robin, do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I hear twighlight zone music. Observe."
She pointed to beast boy and Cyborg. Robin followed her finger and jumped and dropped all the sandwiches he was carrying.
"WOAH! I hear it too."
Raven nodded.
"Wait, raven. I have a better idea."
He started humming jeopardy as he walked away. Beast boy looked at them.
"SSSHHHHHH!"
" I hear the music again."
That night...
"Where is raven?!? She should be home by now! Where is she?!"
"Why do you ask beast boy? Do you have a crush on her or something?"
Beast boy threw popcorn at Cyborg.
"Oooooooo. I think that means he does." Taunted Cyborg again.
Beast boy went up in front of him and started making faces at him.
"Do that face again and I swear."
Beast boy did the pig face again. Cyborg made to ram him, but beast boy moved out of the way and Cyborg ran into the newly, newly fixed TV. Raven walked in just as Cyborg got up with the anime stars circling his head. The key indicator in my story of you know what.
"If only birds could fly."
Raven looked at Cyborg.
"I'll be you know where doing you know what. Then I'll come down and help you do you know what God knows when."
Every one looked at raven. And said in union while Cyborg started zooming around pretending he was a plane, "OK!"
One hour later you could see large objects blocked the entire door.
One week later Cyborg was better and everyone was having dinner while Starfire was in the TV.control.game. room thing.
"I will now see why my friend were acting so strangely."
She rammed her head into the TV.
Everyone came in when they heard the newly, newly, newly fixed TV break. Raven again went to barricade her door. While she went up the stairs she started muttering things to herself.
"OH, MAN! We really keep that repair guy in business don't we?" said Cyborg.
They put Starfire in the guestroom and went out to eat while the handy man fixed the TV.
The next day...
Raven woke up and went to the cupboard to get some tea bags. She opened it and jumped back.
"Aaaaahh!"
Yes, people. It was Starfire in the cupboard. How you ask? Well, let's see.
*Scene cuts to the guestroom. *
We see burn marks on furniture with shards of burnt wood and clothing scattered everywhere.
Scene cuts back to the kitchen. *
Raven was showing the titans what Starfire was doing.
"I present to you. the idiot in the cupboard."
Believe it or not, the stupidity lasted for a year. Raven got so agrivated she beat up starfire, afterwards she announced that she wanted to go back to school. Cyborg jumped off the tower in a suicide attempt but survived. We see the titans chaseing starfire around the room when she came back to her senses. Strangely she remembers everything that happened. Music started in the backround. Raven started singing. (ok script means singing, and quote marks mean talking. Got it?)
"uh oh." Said raven.
"what?" asked beast boy.
"starfire must've gotten ahold of one of my potions."
Beast boy gulped. "which one?"
"the one that makes people sing."
"uh oh." Said everybody.
The music got louder.
Raven: yes I will go back to school. And achieve victory. No one can take what the titans have built, unless that person is me.
Raven groaned.
Beast boy: raven, sweet raven, I knew you would go back. No one can stop you if you try. Don't I have a nice hat?
Raven used her powers to push him out of the room.
Starfire: raven, I thank you, for beating the crap out of me. I see things so clearly now. I choose my destiny.
Beast boy reentered the room.
Everyone: we're here to help you raven! Go back to school and stay! You gotta work real hard and stick it out till graduation day!
Cyborg entered the room.
Cyborg: hey kids! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and put a hemorage in my head!
~~~~~~ END ~~~~~~
Robin walked in.
"Hey raven!"
"Robin, do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I hear twighlight zone music. Observe."
She pointed to beast boy and Cyborg. Robin followed her finger and jumped and dropped all the sandwiches he was carrying.
"WOAH! I hear it too."
Raven nodded.
"Wait, raven. I have a better idea."
He started humming jeopardy as he walked away. Beast boy looked at them.
"SSSHHHHHH!"
" I hear the music again."
That night...
"Where is raven?!? She should be home by now! Where is she?!"
"Why do you ask beast boy? Do you have a crush on her or something?"
Beast boy threw popcorn at Cyborg.
"Oooooooo. I think that means he does." Taunted Cyborg again.
Beast boy went up in front of him and started making faces at him.
"Do that face again and I swear."
Beast boy did the pig face again. Cyborg made to ram him, but beast boy moved out of the way and Cyborg ran into the newly, newly fixed TV. Raven walked in just as Cyborg got up with the anime stars circling his head. The key indicator in my story of you know what.
"If only birds could fly."
Raven looked at Cyborg.
"I'll be you know where doing you know what. Then I'll come down and help you do you know what God knows when."
Every one looked at raven. And said in union while Cyborg started zooming around pretending he was a plane, "OK!"
One hour later you could see large objects blocked the entire door.
One week later Cyborg was better and everyone was having dinner while Starfire was in the TV.control.game. room thing.
"I will now see why my friend were acting so strangely."
She rammed her head into the TV.
Everyone came in when they heard the newly, newly, newly fixed TV break. Raven again went to barricade her door. While she went up the stairs she started muttering things to herself.
"OH, MAN! We really keep that repair guy in business don't we?" said Cyborg.
They put Starfire in the guestroom and went out to eat while the handy man fixed the TV.
The next day...
Raven woke up and went to the cupboard to get some tea bags. She opened it and jumped back.
"Aaaaahh!"
Yes, people. It was Starfire in the cupboard. How you ask? Well, let's see.
*Scene cuts to the guestroom. *
We see burn marks on furniture with shards of burnt wood and clothing scattered everywhere.
Scene cuts back to the kitchen. *
Raven was showing the titans what Starfire was doing.
"I present to you. the idiot in the cupboard."
Believe it or not, the stupidity lasted for a year. Raven got so agrivated she beat up starfire, afterwards she announced that she wanted to go back to school. Cyborg jumped off the tower in a suicide attempt but survived. We see the titans chaseing starfire around the room when she came back to her senses. Strangely she remembers everything that happened. Music started in the backround. Raven started singing. (ok script means singing, and quote marks mean talking. Got it?)
"uh oh." Said raven.
"what?" asked beast boy.
"starfire must've gotten ahold of one of my potions."
Beast boy gulped. "which one?"
"the one that makes people sing."
"uh oh." Said everybody.
The music got louder.
Raven: yes I will go back to school. And achieve victory. No one can take what the titans have built, unless that person is me.
Raven groaned.
Beast boy: raven, sweet raven, I knew you would go back. No one can stop you if you try. Don't I have a nice hat?
Raven used her powers to push him out of the room.
Starfire: raven, I thank you, for beating the crap out of me. I see things so clearly now. I choose my destiny.
Beast boy reentered the room.
Everyone: we're here to help you raven! Go back to school and stay! You gotta work real hard and stick it out till graduation day!
Cyborg entered the room.
Cyborg: hey kids! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and put a hemorage in my head!
~~~~~~ END ~~~~~~
