CALVIN & HOBBES: SUSIE SECOND'S VISIT

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A/N: Thanks to Elvenking, my only reviewer.

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Now, on with the fic.

"I'm home" Calvin dad's said as soon as he opens the door.

"Hi" Calvin and Susie said as soon as they met him.

"Can I go take my things now?" Susie asked.

"We'll go after dinner" Calvin's dad replied.

"Fine by me" Susie said.

"What are we having for dinner tonight?" Calvin's dad asked when he saw his wife.

"Eggplant casserole." she answered.

"Are you sure? You know Calvin hates it" Calvin's dad said

"So what if he does?" Calvin's mum said

"Calvin always say something disgusting whenever he hates the dish we're having" he answered.

"Calvin always says something disgusting every dinner, not just when he hates the food we are having. You remember the time I gave him a hamburger for dinner. He asked if the hamburger were made of people from Hamburg" Calvin's mum corrected.

"I guess you're right" Calvin's dad said.

"But what are we going to do about it?" Calvin's mum asked.

"About what?" he asked.

"Calvin's habit of saying disgusting things during dinnertime" she said.

"Let him eat in his own room perhaps?" Calvin's dad suggested.

"Not a bad idea but I prefer it if we use my method" Calvin's mum said.

"Let's hear it." He said.

"Let him eat after Susie leave to take her things" She said

"I think that's a good idea, since he won't like to eat it now anyway. But what about other days?" Calvin's dad said.

"We'll use your method then." Calvin's mum said.

In Susie's house after dinner.

"Have you taken all you wanted to take?" Calvin's dad asked

"Let me double-check." Susie said and started scanning the things she had in the luggage.

"Yup, I had"

"Good." He said and carried the luggage over to his house

When they reached the house and opened the door, they saw Calvin's mum chasing Calvin.

"Young man, go and take a bath right this instant" Calvin's mum said.

"I'll never, alien scum" he replied. Needless to say, he was in most famous alter ego, namely Spaceman Spiff.

"Dear, help me catch him will you?" Calvin's mum asked.

"Zounds, now two aliens are after me" Calvin said. Unfortunately, he tripped and was 'captured' by the 'aliens'.

In the bathroom

Calvin's POV

"Spacemen Spiff was captured by two aliens scum and will be cooked for their dinner, how can Spacemen Spiff escape?" Spiff wondered.

"Spiff, don't even try to think of escaping." an alien scum said.

 [Calvin, stop trying to escape bath time.]

"Why must I listen to you?" Spiff asked.

"Cause you're our hostage" it said

[Cause, I'm your mother]

"Not anymore" Spiff said and threw some water at her and escaped.

"You can run Spiff, but you can't hide" It said.

[Come back here, Calvin]

End of POV

In Calvin's room a few minutes later.

"So eventually, what happened?" Hobbes asked.

"My mother caught me and I got a scolding from her" Calvin replied.

"I see" Hobbes said.

"Today has to be one of the worst days of my life. Well, things can't be any worse right?" Calvin said.

"I wouldn't say so." Hobbes said.

"What makes you say that?" Calvin asked

"Look" Hobbes said.

Calvin's mother opened the door and she and Susie came in.

"What are you doing here, mum?" Calvin asked his mother as she laid a mattress next to Calvin's bed.

"Susie will be sleeping here tonight." Calvin's mum answered.

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By the way, I will not be updating this fic for a little while, Sorry