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Susie's POV
"Hahahahahahahaha" Calvin was laughing out loud at my distress, and it may be his last laugh in the entire world.
He had organized to play a game of Calvinball with me, I didn't know what that game was, but I decided to try in out. He told me the rules of the game (actually there is hardly any rules at all), he stated that when we step on a certain square, we could make our own rules for the game. But he was already in the square in the beginning, therefore… …
"Any females playing the game will be bombarded by water balloons"
I thought it was unfair, but the rules are still rules. I allowed myself to be attacked, but when the assault ended, I opened my eyes, and instead of seeing my body, I saw a lot of brownish liquid over me, it would not take an idiot to realize it was mud, and Calvin was laughing at my distress.
Then a miracle happens, while he was laughing, he fell out of the square. I took the opportunity to step into the square, and said… …
"Calvin should go in side the house, take some water, and spray it on Hobbes."
I don't know how it happened, but whenever he did something to Hobbes, he will be almost massacred. He protested, but rules are still rules. I had a sadistic streak after what had happened. I watch as he walked inside the house, and when he emerged, I was satisfied with my results. He was, as expected, covered with scratches all over his body.
"Get off the square, Susie." He commanded.
"You said step on the square to make an new rule right, you did not state that rule in the beginning of the game. Now you have to wait." I retorted.
"You cannot make a new rule anyway, so just step out of the square." He said.
He thought he outsmarted me, but unfortunately for him, I jumped.
"Now I can make a new rule, I stepped on the square again, you saw it." I replied.
"Hey, not fair." He retorted.
"Life isn't fair, Calvin." I replied to his retort, "Now, you have to go inside the house, wait for twenty minutes before coming out."
He grumbled before proceeding to the house. Why I did that, you ask. Well, he said that for every point we get we get to make one extra rule when we step into the square. To get points, we had to capture the enemy's flag and put it in our 'headquarters'. Every one-minute when the flag stay on our 'headquarters', we get a point. You do the math from here.
So I placed his flag on my headquarters and waited for twenty minutes. I also took the garden hose and spray water on myself to get rid of the mud.
When he came out, I was standing on the square. So he said, "Make your rules quickly."
I decided to torture him, "You said that for every point we get, we get an extra rule, and so I have twenty points, so I get to make twenty-one rules"
"So, my first rule is that the flag stay on my headquarters forever." I said.
"But that will give you a lot of points, and a lot of opportunity to do rules." He retorted.
"Rules are rules, Calvin. I thought you know that." I replied.
"Your second rule, your majesty?" He said sarcastically and angrily. I could sense he was fuming inside, so I decide to make him cool down.
"Spray water on yourself." I commanded.
He took the garden hose and did just that. When he returned, I gave him the third order, he is to roll about in the mud created by spraying water in a random spot for five minutes straight.
When he accomplished the mission, he was given the forth order. He must go inside the house and walk inside. My plan was to let Calvin's mother take care of the rest.
When he emerged from the house, he looks neat, like he had just taken a bath. I decide to end this game then, when I went in, I still have some mud on me, not to mention my 'bath' I had with the garden hose. When Calvin's mom asked me what happened, I said Calvin was responsible. So she told me to go into my room while she has a talk with Calvin. But I get the feeling it's more than just that. What she will do to him, I do not know, but it won't be a pretty sight, that's for sure.
End of POV
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That's the end of this chapter. I hope everyone who read this enjoys it. Goodbye now.
