Me: Deck the halls with boughs of holly.. Oh, hello everyone. Today's
disclaimer will be preformed by Naniona!
Naniona: Megz owns nothing except what has been said in past chapters. Ja
ne! -Naniona is poofed away-

Suzie: Why me?
Janae: Because I said so, that's why.
Suzie: Fine then, dare.
Janae: I dare you to slide down the banister of the Eiffel tower into the
mud, or you can just answer the question.
Suzie: What's the question?
Janae: Do you like Brian?
Suzie: I take the question. Yes, I love him very much.
-All of the non-anime people except Suzie burst into laughter-
Kenshin: What is so funny?
Me: Brian(haha)is(hehe)a(hahaha)total(hehe)loser.
Myara: And he's like a foot shorter than her.
-They all start laughing again-
Kurama: Do I know this person?
Me: No. He was a former classmate of mine. Ya know, like from before I came
to Japan.
Kurama: Oh. So he's not someone I know.
Me: -is now on the floor, laughing- Of course not, he's like, shorter than
Hiei I think.
Myara: He is shorter than Hiei; he is like, 4'9".
Suzie: -is blushing like mad- Kurama, truth or dare?
Kurama: Why me?
Suzie: Because I said so.
Kurama: Fine. I'll take a dare.
Suzie: I dare you to dance to "Freckles" while stripped down to your
boxers.
Kurama: I refuse to dance to that song while in nothing but my boxers.
Me: -whispering- Do you want to get hurt? Suzie is slightly over reactive.
Kurama: -sighs- Fine, go find the song.
-I go off to find the song while everyone shifts to the karaoke room-
Me: Here it is. -I go to put the song on-
Kurama: Why me? -Takes a deep breath & starts to dance-

I brushed against the freckles that I hated

So my life goes on and I heave a little sigh for you

It's heavy the love that I once shared for you
Then it dissolved like it was just a sugar cube
Now a heavy pang sitting in my heart
Now has shrunk a little but
It really does hurt my now
Those silly horoscopes, I guess I can't trust them after all
If we could get further away
I wonder what it would be like
Yeaaaa
I'd be so happy inside my hearrrrrrrrrrrt
All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind
But they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul
And tonight I thought I'd be just sitting in my sorrow
And now I must really wonder why
What you really mean to me
I just can't see it anymore
I just can't see it anymore
OOOOoooo (a/n I dunno how to do that last part.)
Me: Bwahahaha..
Kurama: What's so funny?
Me: Nothing..hahaha
Kurama: Why are you laughing?!
Me: It's just so funny!
Kurama: What?
Me: You dancing, it's so darn funny.
Myara: I didn't think it was funny.
Me: You wouldn't get it. Its one of those random spouts of giggling that
happen a lot to me.
Myara: ?????
Me: Like how I got in trouble for laughing in English class. Sometimes I
just have to laugh!
Myara: Oh, one of those.
Me: Yeah.
Kurama: Kenshin, truth or dare?
Kenshin: Uh. I'll take a truth that I would.
Kurama: Well then, who is the cutest person in the room besides Kaoru?
Kenshin: Er.. That would have to be Megz, that it would.
Me: What?! I'm not cute. I'm crazy, but not cute.
Kurama: I think you're cute.
Me: Yeah, but you don't count. You have odd taste.
Myara: Little sis, you are cute. End of story.
Me: I am not cute. I'm the person that is annoying, not cute.
Hiei: Face it little one (a/n little because I'm younger), you are cute.
Me: -sigh- I am obviously not going to win this one. I give up.
Kenshin: Sango was it?
Sango: What?!
Kenshin: Sango then, truth or dare?
Sango: Dare.
Kenshin: I dare you to kiss Kuwabara, that I do.
Sango: No way will I do that.
Me: You will kiss the baka, on the lips for a full minuet. Or you can face
the wrath of my English book (a/n my, my, that English book sure does pop
up a lot doesn't it?).
Sango: Fine. -Goes over to Kuwabara and starts to kiss him-
-Time gap: I minuet-
Me: Okay, time's up. -Sango rushes to the bathroom-
Kurama: I think that that was a little mean.
-Gross sounds are coming from the bathroom-
Me: No, I could have made her kiss Darrel instead.
Kurama: What's so bad about that?
Me: 1. Darrel is ugly, 2. Nobody likes him, 3. He is stupid
Kurama: He seems like a nice guy.
Me: Looks can be deceiving.
-Sango returns from the bathroom-
Sango: Sanosuke, truth or dare?
Sano: Hmm.. I'll take a dare.
Sango: I dare you to jump off the Eiffel tower (a/n yes, it's still on my
front lawn) while yelling, "I suck at fighting".
Sano: Will someone catch me?
Me: Only if I feel like it.
Sano: Fine, I'll do it.
-Everyone shuffles outside to watch this spectacle-
Sano: -jumps then yells- I SUUUUUUUCK ATTTTTTTTT FIGHTINGGGGGGG!
-Plop-
Sano: What happened?
Me: What do you think baka?
Sano: I don't know.
Me: Baka, I caught you because you deserve to get killed in a much less
decent way.
Sano: Hey, was that an insult?
Me: -smirk- No, not at all.
-I "accidentally" drop Sano five feet to the ground-
Me: What a klutz I am, I'm so sorry.
Sano: ooowwwwww..
Kurama: That was mean. Why do you always do that?
Me: I'm evil, remember? -Sprinkles something on Sano-
Kurama: Oh, I forgot that you were so evil.
Me: I'm not that evil. I don't kill people or anything. I just seriously
hurt them.
Kurama: -.-; Whatever Megz.
Sano: Oh, I'm feeling better, what happened?
Me: What do you think? You were so damn heavy that I couldn't carry you.
And then I sprinkled star dust on you so you would heal faster.
Kurama: Oh so that's hat you were doing. I thought that you were sprinkling
poison on him.
Me: -innocent look- And why would I do that?
Sano: Er. Darrel, truth or dare?
Darrel: Truth.
Sano: Who do you have a crush on?
Darrel: Um. I like Myara.
Myara: Eeewwwwwww.. That is disgusting.
Me: I think it's sweet.not!
Myara: Ugh, why Darrel of all people? Why me of all people?
Me: You are really pretty, why are you so upset?
Myara: This is Darrel we're talking about; I don't like him at all.
Darrel: Hiei, truth or dare?
Hiei: Hn. I refuse to participate; I already did a ridiculous thing.
Me: Are you trying to get hurt? Are you?
Hiei: What will you do little one?
-Holds English book and prepares to swing-
Hiei: Hn, I am not afraid of your torture device.
-THWAP-
Hiei: -Groan- That actually hurt a lot. -Groan-
Me: Now do you know why everyone listens when I do that?
Hiei: Yes m'am, I will answer the question. Dare.
Sano: I dare you to sit while a mixture of tofu, milk, water, and orange
juice is poured on you.
Hiei: Fine. I will do this thing you ask of.
-The mixture is made; Hiei obediently sits and lets the mix be poured on
him. Then he goes and takes a shower-
Hiei: I do not want to choose again. Why doesn't Kuwabaka choose the next
person?
Kuwabaka: Alright! Urameshi, truth or dare?
Yusuke: Dare you big oaf.
Kuwabaka: I dare you to go up to the neighbor and tell them that dancing
brown monkey will take over their house if they do not hand over fifteen
dollars.
Me: Do I get to keep the money? 'cause I need money.
Yusuke: Yeah, fine, whatever.
-Yusuke goes up to the next door house and knocks on the door-
Neighbor: What the heck do you want punk?
Yusuke: Little brown monkeys will take over your house if you do not give
my fifteen dollars.
Neighbor: Whatever, here. -Hands Yusuke some money-
Yusuke: Thank you for your time dude.
-Yusuke walks back to our house and then gives the money to me-
Me: Wahoo! I got my fifteen bucks that that dude has owed me for 8 months!
-Runs off to do something-
Yusuke: Well, that was strange. Naniona, truth or dare?
Naniona: Dare.
Yusuke: I dare you to kiss Darrel.
Naniona: Fine. On what terms?
Yusuke: On the lips for eight minuets, tongue and everything.
Naniona: Make it three minuets and you have a deal.
Yusuke: Three and a half.
Naniona: Fine. Goes over and kisses Darrel-
-Scene switches to me at a department store buying gifts-
Me: This, this, that, oh! That to, and this.
-Scene switches back to my house-
Yusuke: Time! -Naniona goes to the bathroom-
Myara: I wonder where little sis went.
Kurama: Oh don't worry; she can take care of herself.
Myara: Yeah, you're right.
-Naniona returns-
Naniona: Kaoru, truth or dare?
Kaoru: I'll take a dare.
Naniona: I dare you to dye your hair pink and then go knock on the door of
the other next door neighbor and say, " a ship will land if you do not give
me all your money".
-I enter the house-
Naniona: Hey, Megz do you have any hair dye?
Me: Purple, green, blue, red, orange, chartreuse, lime, light blue, violet.
Naniona: Any pink?
Me: Of course. Why?
Nainona: I just dared Kaoru to dye her hair pink and go knock on the other
neighbor's and get all her money.
Me: Oh, that sounds good. -Goes and gets five bottles of bright pink hair
dye-
Myara: Why so much?
Me: Have you seen how long her hair is? It takes 3 bottles to do mine.
Naniona: Here you go miss. Kaoru. -Hands her the dye-
Kaoru: Thank you. -Dyes her hair and goes to knock on the neighbors door-
Other Neighbor: What do you want lady?
Kaoru: The ship will land if you do not give me all your money.
ON: The ship will land?! Here, take it. -Hands over her money-
-Kaoru calmly walks back to my house-
Kaoru: Dang, that old hag had a lot of money. Why did she give it up so
easily?
Me: Er. it's a long story. Can I have that money?
Kaoru: Sure -hands over the money-, but why won't you tell the story?
Me: Because it a grusoem tale of a debt never paid back.
Kurama: Let me guess, everyone on this street owes you money.
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Kurma: Just because. Did you con all of them into thinking that they had to
pay you back?
Me: No, they all really owe me money. I saved all their butts from death
and then they don't repay me.
Kurama: Yeah, well now you only need 10 more people to repay you.
Kaoru: Ahem, Miroko (a/n I hope that's how you spell it.) truth or dare?

Wahoo! Christmas is almost here. Yay! Miroko is the next victim so, enjoy!
Read and Review peoples. If you want to stay alive that is.
- sugarhigh megz