Chapter 2:

Author's note: Giovanni and Toni (non-official (by Nintendo anyway) residents of the Mushroom kingdom) were completely made up by my friend Ryan, and I take no credit for them.

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????: Look, I don't care about the stupid BeanBean Kingdom! I'll take her anyway!!

*Mario, Luigi, and Toad run in*

Mario: Bowser, drop the princess!!

Bowser: I don't have her, genius!

Mario: Oh, then what are you doing?

Toad: He's probably worried that she'll wreck his castle because of the goodwill ambassador-

Mario: Shut up, Toad, Bowser's talking to me.

*at that point, two figures run in the castle*

????: Alright, what caused the booms and blams that awoke: Giovanni and Toni!!

*both of them strike an awesome pose that is way over budget for this story*

Toni: Now, we ask again, WHAT WERE THOSE BOOMS?! *Toni laughs incredibly girly*

Mario: I don't know, Bowser was just going to explain.

Toad: GAA!

Luigi: What's the matter, Toad?

Toad: Oh, nothing.

Luigi: OK, good.

Mario: Bowser, please explain.

Bowser: OK, some goodwill ambassador from the BeanBean Kingdom came but she and her assistant were really an evil witch and her assistant took Peach's voice and replaced it with explosives so she might destroy my castle if I brought her there so I'm not gonna.

Mario, Luigi, Giovanni, and Toni: O_O

Mario: You're not out of breath?

Bowser: No, of course not. That was a puny sentence.

Mario: OK. but I can't have you around to kidnap Peach when her voice isn't all explodey. Eat this!

*Mario jumps on Bowser*

Bowser: That didn't hurt, it was just annoying.

*Mario jumps on Bowser*

Bowser: OK, you have to stop th-

*Mario throws his shoe at Bowser*

Bowser: YOU ASKED FOR IT!

*Bowser jumps on Mario*

Mario: That didn't hurt, it was just annoying. Wait, are you getting Déjà vu?

Bowser: This is no time for fighting! We have to go rescue Peach's voice from the BeanBean Kingdom!

Luigi: YAY! Road trip!!

Bowser: No, sky trip. We'll take my Koopa Cruiser!

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Author's Note: Yes, Giovanni and Toni are both boys, despite Toni's misleading name. BLAME RYAN! Anyway, next chapter we watch as our heroes board the Koopa Cruiser.