And now, I present you with the theme song for this story even though it's
January.
"Back Flip Off the Eiffel Tower"
In my mind
I formed a plan
To have a Christmas bash
Truth or dare
Presents galore
So I invited them from all around
To come to my party
They suggested truth or dare
So I dared inu toooo
{Chorus}
Do a back flip off the Eiffel tower
Into the snow
Do a back flip off the Eiffel tower
Into the mud
Just do the back flip
I promise you won't die
So he did it
To everyone's surprise
And he was prepared to die
But I caught him before he hit the ground
{Chorus}
So the events of the evening
Wore with the moon
It was a dozy
This party of mine
So everyone left
And I thought to myself
I'll do this again
Sometime soon

See, that's what writer's block gives you. An incredibly crappy song. I'm
working on everything else, promise. Ja ne minna-san!