So, I built my own business! Yes, it took hard work! Day after day, running to and fro, hammering and nailing, sweating and heavy breathing. Finally after 365 long days, it was finished! My dream had come alive! THE CHUMBUCKET WAS BORN! I walked threw my swinging doors looked around took one big breath of air and I was off! I bought tables and chairs and ovens and counters and registers and food and drinks and everything a CHUMBUCKET would need. And last but not least. I brought in Percy. I hooked her up in the kitchen where she would help me with my recipe. I figured business would be booming! Come on! I mean the Krusty Krab was right across the street and people should have had enough of those. KRABBY PATTIES by now shouldn't they? I couldn't wait for a grand opening! And when I finally got one. I had customers left and right!

"Can I have a Fish FryBurger?!" "Can I have a Squid Sate?!" "Can I have a Coral Plate?!"

It was music to my ears! Money Money Money! Every 10 seconds I heard the ring of my register when money was being put in! Sweet Mother of Pearl! I loved it. but as the days went buy, less customers came. and by the end of the first month. I was empty.

What was wrong! It all started out so beautifully! *Sob* The mere thought of it brings tears to my eyes.. EH! Me! Plankton crying? What are you crazy?!

One day, I was too depressed to do anything. So, I sat by the window staring across the street at the perfect dainty little sweet Krusty Krab. Ooh. now who was that? I asked myself. A perfectly square yellowish. thing was skipping down the road. Could he be a customer?! My eyes lit up but quickly dulled out again as the square-man turned towards the Krusty Krab. He pulled out something from his pants. *thinks* what an odd place. and put it on his head. I workers uniform, I had seen one of Squidward, the register-worker who had worked there ever since I was a kid. Yes, he's that old. The old fart must be at least 37! Then, I had the perfect idea. I ran and discussed it with Percy who quickly replied "Yes. It is a perfect plan." I grinned a wide grin only evil people, like myself would understand.