A/N: I know this has sort of been done before but I wanted to try it anyway. This is a fic with all your fav Tortallan characters singing songs! I love these kinds of fics so I decided to write one to my taste. I am planning on having two songs in each chapter, so if you have any suggestions, review them to me and I just might use it. Thanks! As always, please R&R!
Disclaimer: Yeah yeah. I don't own anything except the plot. Well, I guess I don't even own that… Oh well. At least I have this nice little plug. Good plug. Nice plug. Wait! Plug! Where are you going? Noooooo! Pluuuuuuuug?
Cast of Characters:
Alanna, George, Jon, Thayet, Buri, Raoul, Daine, Numair, Kel, Neal, Dom, Gary, Cythera etc. PLUS me (Ashleigh) will be taking the role of host… mua ha ha ha ha
Setting:
Great Hall of Corus Palace. There is a stage where microphone gear, amps and live band are set up. Hey! It's my story, so don't tell me these electrical items don't belong in the Human Era!
Story:
Ashleigh: Hello, and welcome to the very first annual 'Let Out Your Inner Feelings On Anyone You Want' karaoke night. Let me clarify the rules for everybody here. I "randomly" choose a name, and that person has to sing a song about another person I also choose "randomly". rummages in hat First up we have… Alanna!
Wild applause emanated from the audience. Alanna
steps up onto the stage and stares at the microphone. Who knew Alanna
had stage fright? Or so they thought. George nudged Thayet, "Do you
know what sort of voice she has?"
"No idea", replied
Thayet. "But I guess we're about to find out".
Alanna: (tapping the mic) Err, is this thing on? Whatever. I am going to sing 'A.N.I.C.' by Sum 41, cause they totally rock. This song is dedicated to Delia for being the spiteful cow that she is.
music starts up
You look like ass, you smell like shit, so why
are you such a dick?
You walk around like you're the tits, you
always make me sick.
Bound for agony, your life's
catastrophe.
You look like ass, you smell like shit so why are
you such a dick?
You walk around like you're the tits, you
always make me sick.
Bound for agony, your life's
catastrophe.
You're an asshole, you're an asshole, you're
an asshole, you're an asshole
You make me sick!
stunned silence George let out a low whistle. Thayet stared, open mouthed at Alanna. Buri was laughing her head off and Jon, well let's say Jon was trying to frown. Alanna bowed and stepped off stage, gathering as much dignity as she could. She looked a bit miffed that no one was clapping her.
Ashleigh: Thankyou for that, err, inspiring performance Alanna. Let's just say we will never forget it.
Jon (to Alanna): I never knew you hated her that much.
Alanna: The feelings mutual, you know.
She shrugged to emphasise her feelings.
Host: Well, we have our next contestant … Buri!
Buri clamours out of her seat as if in a rush to reach the stage
Buri: Okay guys, I am going to sing "I'm Right Here" by Samantha Mumba! Ooo, I'm so excited!
Back in the day, I did not know,
What to look
for, in my new beau.
So I would just settle
For guys I should
have never
Even have dated but now I know better
Because I've
experienced,
All types of relationships.
I know what I need,
So I shall just meet
My dream guy into real life with me
All
the good men who are out there,
all the single ladies wanna know
where,
so put your hands up in the air,
Say "I'm right
here."
A guy who has style, beautiful smile, wears that
cologne that drives women wild
Takes more then just looks, to get
me shook, When he catches my mind, He'll have me hooked
Wanna guy
with intelligence, A perfect gentleman.
To be more than a lover,
more than my man, a guy who could be my best friend.
I wanna
know where
Could they be over there?
No they're right here
I
think they're over there
Said I wanna know
I think they're
over here
I know they're here somewhere
I know there good men
out there.
All
the good men who are out there,
all the single ladies wanna know
where,
so put your hands up in the air,
Say "I'm right
here."
Everyone claps, except for Raoul who, for some reason known only to himself, puts his hand up in the air. Everyone turns and stares incredulously at him. Raoul sinks down in his seat, with a heavy blush on his face.
Host: cough Well, I don't think I was expecting that! Oooo Raoul's got a crush! Oooo!
Raoul now sinks even further down in his chair that he's sitting on the floor.
Host: Hehehe, I guess that's it for tonight! Next chapter, we'll see Jon and Numair getting their groove on!
Buri sits down next Raoul and points an accusing finger at him. "Why on earth did you raise your hand for?"
Jon murmurs to Thayet, "What the hell does she mean next 'chapter'?"
A/N: One chapter down! Gimme at least 9.5 reviews and I'll update! Hehehe…
