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"Okay, how am I suppose to contact Wormtail?" muttered Voldemort to himself. He looked around for a while and eventually saw a white snowy owl, sleeping.
"AHA! I'll just use his owl! Now all I need is a piece of parchment."
He found a piece of parchment on Harry's desk, along with a bottle of ink.
"Perfect! Ha ha ha ha!"
He wrote:
Wormtail or whoever gets this,
I'm inside Harry's cursed body!! HELP ME! I'm somewhere at this street called Privet Drive. Oh, by the way, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT DIMWIT THAT STOLE MY BODY!
The Dark Lord
He folded it and knocked on the bird's cage.
"Arrr! Wake up you stupid, stupid bird!"
Hedwig slowly open her eyes.
"Alright then! Can you please send this to my hou- er, I mean, Riddle's house?"
Voldemort open the cage but Hedwig didn't move. The owl didn't like the word stupid and eyed the Harry-look-alike person suspiciously: He wasn't wearing glasses.
"Come on! Please? This is important!"
Hedwig still didn't move.
"YOU STUPID BIRD!! CAN YOU SEND THIS LETTER??"
Hedwig flew outside her cage but didn't pick the letter.
"ARGH!!"
Voldemort tried to grab Hedwig but the owl eventually went outside to hunt for mice instead of dealing with the not-wearing-glasses-crazy-Harry.
"Darn it!"
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Harry was still inside the same room, but this time he heard whispers behind the door.
"Wormtail is this some kind of joke?" said a voice that sounded like Lucius Malfoy.
"No! It's not! I swear!"
"Lucius, maybe we should go inside and see if he's lying or not," Harry guessed that was Bellatrix's voice.
"Are you insane? The Dark Lord is in there!!! Don't you realize that he's depressed about what happened last year? If we go in there he'll demolish us all!" said Lucius.
They don't even know that I'm Harry inside Voldemort's body! Harry thought to himself.
"That's not the Dark Lord!!" said Wormtail.
Maybe if they find out, they'll try to kill me or something. Maybe I should act like I'm Voldemort, thought Harry. He tried to find his way to the door since he's nearly blind.
"How would you know anyway?" said Lucius.
Harry finally got to the door.
"Fools…. What the hell are you doing there? Talking behind my back!"
He opened it, and Lucius and Bellatrix backed away in fear.
"We're sorry My Lord!" said Bellatrix.
"Well, just go away, I wish to have some silence."
Lucius and Bellatrix bowed and walked away, quickly.
"Uh, Harry -"
"Don't say that name!!" Harry snapped.
Wow, I'm doing pretty good, thought Harry.
"Master?" squeaked Wormtail.
"Yes, of course it's me!"
"But, Harry -"
"Don't say that cursed, bloody name!! Can't I just have some silence for a day?"
Harry went back into the bedroom and shut the door. He tried not to laugh.
