A Nightmare After Christmas-3
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Disclaimer: Same rules apply. O, and Amy Lee owns herself.
R/R
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Anastasia: (untangles the phone cord from around her neck) You call that better?
Jack: Yes, I do.
Anastasia: (sighs) You're fuckin weird.
Jack: Who's calling who weird? Besides I'm the Pumpkin King!
Door: Yes, you are!! And I love you!!
Jack: OK. (backs away slowly)
Sally: Not more than me!!
Door: Back off, Barbie!
Sally: But, I'm not a Barbie. I'm a rag doll.
Jack: And what a rag doll! (kisses Sally. A lot)
Door: Stop that!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!! (falls to ground convulsing)
Oogie Boogie: You don't get the King! (laughs eerily)
LSB: That laugh sucks.
Oogie Boogie: BOO! (LSB jumps back in fear)
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Mayor appears.
Mayor: (face is turned to the pleasant side) Jack! I thought I'd never find you!
Jack: (sarcastically) So glad you could join us.
Anastasia: How'd you get into my mind?
Mayor: You, typed my name.
Anastasia: I see……….
Oogie Boogie: Durh!
Door: (crawls under table) You'll never find me!
Jack: No-one said we wanted to.
Mayor: (spots Oogie. Face swivels around) It's…..h-hh-im!!!!!
Oogie Boogie: (proudly) Yes, it is I, The Boogeyman!
(Mayor, and LSB shudders)
Door: (sighing dreamily) You're cuddly.
Jack: But you love me!!
Sally: Why do you care??
Jack: I….I don't.
Door: Oogie!!! (chases Oogie out of the room)
Oogie Boogie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Mayor: (relieved) That takes care of that!
Lock: We're still alive!
Shock: You're so stupid!
Barrel: You both are! (launch into fight)
Jack: (rubs skull) Can't take this…..Can't……..
Anastasia: (in singsong voice) I can stop the pain if I will it all away……….If I will it all away………….
Jack: Fine. O, great fan fiction writer, what will make you stop the madness??!!
Anastasia: Uh………………
Door: (screams from hallway) AMY LEE!!!!!!!!!
Anastasia: (drools) Amy…..Goth goddess……….
(Amy Lee appears in all her glory.)
Jack: Now, will you stop it?? Please??
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More to come.
