A Nightmare After Christmas-3

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Disclaimer: Same rules apply. O, and Amy Lee owns herself.

R/R

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Anastasia: (untangles the phone cord from around her neck) You call that better?

Jack: Yes, I do.

Anastasia: (sighs) You're fuckin weird.

Jack: Who's calling who weird? Besides I'm the Pumpkin King!

Door: Yes, you are!! And I love you!!

Jack: OK. (backs away slowly)

Sally: Not more than me!!

Door: Back off, Barbie!

Sally: But, I'm not a Barbie. I'm a rag doll.

Jack: And what a rag doll! (kisses Sally. A lot)

Door: Stop that!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!! (falls to ground convulsing)

Oogie Boogie: You don't get the King! (laughs eerily)

LSB: That laugh sucks.

Oogie Boogie: BOO! (LSB jumps back in fear)

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Mayor appears.

Mayor: (face is turned to the pleasant side) Jack! I thought I'd never find you!

Jack: (sarcastically) So glad you could join us.

Anastasia: How'd you get into my mind?

Mayor: You, typed my name.

Anastasia: I see……….

Oogie Boogie: Durh!

Door: (crawls under table) You'll never find me!

Jack: No-one said we wanted to.

Mayor: (spots Oogie. Face swivels around) It's…..h-hh-im!!!!!

Oogie Boogie: (proudly) Yes, it is I, The Boogeyman!

(Mayor, and LSB shudders)

Door: (sighing dreamily) You're cuddly.

Jack: But you love me!!

Sally: Why do you care??

Jack: I….I don't.

Door: Oogie!!! (chases Oogie out of the room)

Oogie Boogie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mayor: (relieved) That takes care of that!

Lock: We're still alive!

Shock: You're so stupid!

Barrel: You both are! (launch into fight)

Jack: (rubs skull) Can't take this…..Can't……..

Anastasia: (in singsong voice) I can stop the pain if I will it all away……….If I will it all away………….

Jack: Fine. O, great fan fiction writer, what will make you stop the madness??!!

Anastasia: Uh………………

Door: (screams from hallway) AMY LEE!!!!!!!!!

Anastasia: (drools) Amy…..Goth goddess……….

(Amy Lee appears in all her glory.)

Jack: Now, will you stop it?? Please??

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More to come.