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Voldemort went digging into Harry's stuff, again. Let's see… Socks, shoes, socks, shirts, no wand yet, Quidditch-themed socks, Books…. BOOKS!! Hogwarts stuff! The wand must be nearby. Voldemort dug through more stuff, excitedly.
"WAND!! YES!! FINALLY!!" he shouted.
"DON'T SAY THAT WORD!" said Uncle Veron, from downstairs.
"What??"
"You heard me!! NO magical words!!"
Voldemort was getting tired of the old man's talk. Then, he had an evil grin.
Maybe I shouldn't kill him… Nah, I'll just turn him into a hog or something… Or a brick wall… Hahaha….. A brick wall… Or make him slam into a brick wall… MAWHAHAHA!!
"HA! - Oops."
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Harry's stomach was growling. It would be nice if Wormtail could actually bring Harry some food.
There was a knock on the door.
"Hungry, sir?" said Wormtail.
"Yeah, didn't I just say that?"
"Yes, POTTER!"
The door burst open and the three death eaters came in.
"You thought you can get away it, eh?" said Wormtail.
"Uh…"
"You thought you can fool us, right?" said Lucius.
"Um… I -"
"Well you can't!" said Bellatrix.
Bellatrix and Lucius pointed their wands at Harry but Wormtail didn't.
"Wait! Wait! That's the dark lord's body! Do you know how mad he'll be when he finds out that he has been charred or something?"
The other two death eaters were silent for a while, then they lowered their wands. Then, there was a long silence.
…
"Uh.. Maybe I'll just… um… go or something.." said Harry.
"HOLD IT!! YOU ARE GOING NO WHERE!!" screamed Bellatrix.
"Yeah! Just because you're - uh - you-know-who - doesn't mean you can just walk out of here!" said Wormtail.
The three death eaters walked out the room and locked Harry inside.
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"So, how can we fix this mess?" sighed Bellatrix.
They were outside, in a graveyard.
"Do you think this can be undone, Bella?" asked Wormtail.
"Well, yeah I guess. I mean, they actually switched brains. I think they can switch back.," said Bellatrix.
"True," said Lucius, "Wormtail, Harry switched brains after he woke up right?"
"Right," said Wormtail.
"So, maybe after they sleep again, they can re-switch," said Lucius.
"Oh brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?"
"What if the brat doesn't sleep? What if Harry gets an idea of completely taking over the dark lord?" asked Bellatrix.
There was a short silence.
"Oh, well… Uh, maybe we'll just see what happens or give him a sleeping potion." said Wormtail.
"What if the dark lord is awake? Doesn't he have to sleep at the same time?"
Again, short silence. However, someone else was there.
"What makes you think I have to sleep you simple-minded fools?" said a cold, yet childish voice.
The three death eaters look at a person who looked exactly like Harry.
"Potter - what? But -" said a shocked Lucius.
"I'm not Potter you idiots."
Once again, there was a short silence.
"Um, master?" asked Wormtail
"Right," said the fake Harry.
"Dark lord?" asked Lucius
"Yeah."
"Sir?" asked Bellatrix.
"Uh-Huh, yeah."
Short silence.
"Um, you're really looking, - uh, - short today, sir," said Bellatrix.
"… Yeah, this is getting on my last nerve." said Voldemort.
"Sorry."
"Don't worry about it, Bella. Where's that potter kid? Oh, he's going to pay…"
Author: Sorry if I accidentally made a cliff-hanger, I didn't mean to actually. o_o; I just wanted to save the insanity for the next chapter. Oh, by the way, When you review, please just click ONCE, not a hundred times like one person did. o.o It was scary….
