A Nightmare After Christmas-5
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Thank soooooooo much for the reviews. Also, whoever catches the lyric quotes in this (and in a chapter before it) and can tell me who and what song it is from, will get their own cartoon doll and a free copy of Skellington, my and Door's zine And if you want, a hand drawn pic of Jack.
That is all. Enjoy.
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Ashley: (Hugs Jack) So, how's life?
Jack: I was happier when I was depressed.
Door: Poor thing….(pats Jack)
Oogie: Thank you God. (crawls onto couch)
Mayor: Depressed?
Jack: Yeah.
Sally: You know, when he was feeling so faithless, lost under the surface…………
Jack: Right.
Lock: Why were you depressed?
Shock: (shakes Lock) WHERE YOU JUST BEING NICE TO THE SKELETON?????????
Door: Need we go into that again?
Mayor: Well, (a pen hits him on the arm) OW, I'M DYING AGAIN! I'M GOING UNDER!!!!!!
Ashley: Dude, you really need to stop that.
Jack: Understatement. He HAS to stop that. Or else.
Sally: Ooh…….
Door: Back off!
Ashley: Uh-oh! He's mine!
Jack: Well, I'm not really………………
Barrel: Fight!!
Lock and Shock: Yeah, fight!!!!!!
Oogie Boogie: (buries himself under blanket) I have no part in any of this.
Anastasia: Well, YOU'RE helpful.
Oogie Boogie: Look who's talking.
Anastasia: And what's that supposed to mean?
Oogie Boogie: YOU'RE the one ignoring us for a rocker chic.
Anastasia: AMY IS NOT A ROCKER CHIC!! SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE!!
Mayor: Wow.
Anastasia: (smacks Oogie) So get the hell out. Get outta my room!!!!!!!
Amy: This is yours?
Anastasia: Yeah. Well, sort of.
Amy: Cool. Am I really the hottest?
Anastasia: Yeah……
Mayor: Er…….Anastasia?
Anastasia ignores him.
Jack: (crouched in corner. Ashley, Sally, and Door fighting) (Talking in whisper) Servatis a periculm. Servatis a maleficulm
Mayor: Anastasia?!
Oogie Boogie: Please just listen to the little man!!
Anastasia: O, alright.
Mayor: What's wrong with Jack?
Anastasia: Stress. I'll fix it. (snaps fingers.) That's weird, cause in reality I can't do that. O, Jack.
Jack: (perky) Yes?
Mayor: (sighs in relief)
Oogie Boogie: (on cell phone) This is almost as bad as that time he was talking to that slut named Star. She was standing by the nacho bar.
Sally: He? (turns to Jack)
Jack: (turns to Anastasia) Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.
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More to come, the answers will be posted next week. The end of the contest. (Friday or Sat.)
