A Nightmare After Christmas-5

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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Thank soooooooo much for the reviews. Also, whoever catches the lyric quotes in this (and in a chapter before it) and can tell me who and what song it is from, will get their own cartoon doll and a free copy of Skellington, my and Door's zine And if you want, a hand drawn pic of Jack.

That is all. Enjoy.

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Ashley: (Hugs Jack) So, how's life?

Jack: I was happier when I was depressed.

Door: Poor thing….(pats Jack)

Oogie: Thank you God. (crawls onto couch)

Mayor: Depressed?

Jack: Yeah.

Sally: You know, when he was feeling so faithless, lost under the surface…………

Jack: Right.

Lock: Why were you depressed?

Shock: (shakes Lock) WHERE YOU JUST BEING NICE TO THE SKELETON?????????

Door: Need we go into that again?

Mayor: Well, (a pen hits him on the arm) OW, I'M DYING AGAIN! I'M GOING UNDER!!!!!!

Ashley: Dude, you really need to stop that.

Jack: Understatement. He HAS to stop that. Or else.

Sally: Ooh…….

Door: Back off!

Ashley: Uh-oh! He's mine!

Jack: Well, I'm not really………………

Barrel: Fight!!

Lock and Shock: Yeah, fight!!!!!!

Oogie Boogie: (buries himself under blanket) I have no part in any of this.

Anastasia: Well, YOU'RE helpful.

Oogie Boogie: Look who's talking.

Anastasia: And what's that supposed to mean?

Oogie Boogie: YOU'RE the one ignoring us for a rocker chic.

Anastasia: AMY IS NOT A ROCKER CHIC!! SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE!!

Mayor: Wow.

Anastasia: (smacks Oogie) So get the hell out. Get outta my room!!!!!!!

Amy: This is yours?

Anastasia: Yeah. Well, sort of.

Amy: Cool. Am I really the hottest?

Anastasia: Yeah……

Mayor: Er…….Anastasia?

Anastasia ignores him.

Jack: (crouched in corner. Ashley, Sally, and Door fighting) (Talking in whisper) Servatis a periculm. Servatis a maleficulm

Mayor: Anastasia?!

Oogie Boogie: Please just listen to the little man!!

Anastasia: O, alright.

Mayor: What's wrong with Jack?

Anastasia: Stress. I'll fix it. (snaps fingers.) That's weird, cause in reality I can't do that. O, Jack.

Jack: (perky) Yes?

Mayor: (sighs in relief)

Oogie Boogie: (on cell phone) This is almost as bad as that time he was talking to that slut named Star. She was standing by the nacho bar.

Sally: He? (turns to Jack)

Jack: (turns to Anastasia) Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.

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More to come, the answers will be posted next week. The end of the contest. (Friday or Sat.)