The Day "The World" Went Crazy.

M.R.D.: Hello, and welcome to the land of the strange, weird, and unusual. This is my first .hack fic. I intend on finishing. I hope you enjoy. This will consist of characters from .hack//SIGN to the video games. You will be frightened.

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. Well I do but, you know what I mean.

It was a nice day at Mac Anu. Kite had just gated in when he found Blackrose.

Kite: Wazup?

Blackrose: Nothing yet. Heard anything about any protected fields?

Kite: No . . . hold on, I got mail.

Kite's E-mail-

Dear Kite,

I want you to meet me at Delta: Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground. We will resolve our conflict about "The World" there at 1:00 p.m.

Come alone you S.O.B.

-Balmung of the Azur Sky

Kite: Alright, Balmung wants to meet me at Delta: Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground. What the hell is a sob!?

Blackrose: -_- Can I go?

Kite: He said to come alone. I guess you can go then!

Blackrose: Yay!!!!!! (Happy dance)

~~~You already know~~~

Kite: I'm here!

Balmung and Bear were waiting at the front of the church like area.

Balmung: Welcome! (Sees Blackrose) What the hell are you doing here? Kite! You were supposed to come alone!

Kite: I did, but she wanted to come.

Balmung: Fine then. Kite! You have been chosen-

Kite: By Aura to help save both "The World" and the real world. I've heard this before.

Balmung: Not that. You have been chosen by me, Balmung, to become the third and final member of the Pimp Trio!

Bear: It's cool because you get a big fur coat, pimp hat, and gold teeth.

Kite: No thanks.

Blackrose: I'll join.

Everyone else: . . .

Blackrose: What?

Kite: Lets go young minion, we got people to bother. (Drags Blackrose away)

Blackrose: (Being dragged away) But I wanna join!

(Both Kite and Blackrose gate out, leaving Balmung and Bear alone)

Balmung: What now, I'm out of ideas of people.

Bear: I know a man.

The duo warps to a special beach area for relaxation from fighting monster, collecting items, and leveling up.

Bear: There he is! (Points to Silver Knight)

Balmung: He looks like a good candidate for the Pimp Trio.

They both run up to Silver Knight, but then wish they hadn't when they saw that he was sunbathing, in a thong, and it was on backwards.(Try picturing that without vomiting, collapsing to the floor, gasping for air, as you struggle to get that image out of your head)

Silver Knight: Wazup home dawgs?

Balmung: You do know that thing is on backwards?

Silver Knight: What thing?

Balmung: Never mind. Anyways, you have been chosen by me, Balmung, to become the third and final member of the Pimp Trio!

Bear: It's cool because you get a big fur coat, pimp hat, and gold teeth.

Silver Knight: Sure! I've always wanted to be a pimp! It's been my dream since I was five, and started Kindergarten.

~~~Flashback~~~

Five year old Silver Knight from the real world: (To a five year old girl) Where's my money bi*ch?

~~~End~~~

Silver Knight: Good times.

Balmung and Bear: o.O

~~~A little thing to end your day~~~

~~~In the real world~~~

Subaru: (Ridding her wheelchair on a skateboard ramp) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~End~~~

M.R.D.: What the. . .

Next time on "The Day 'The World' Went Crazy":

Kite: (To Natsumie) Do you have the money?

Natsumie: I want to see it first.

Kite: (Drops his pants)

See Ya' till then!