M.R.D.: It's back! Back again! It is back, it its back, it- Why was I doing that? Any who, in this chapter: What the preview was at the end of chapter one, Natsumie and Moonstone fight, and Elk finds a video camera.

P.S.: I know a player can only carry up to 99 pieces of the same item)

Chapter two.

~~~At Delta: Who's Your Daddy (^ ^) ~~~

~~~In the dungeon; in the statue room~~~

Elk: (Walks into the room) I found it! I wonder if this is the field with the rare item. Only one why to find out! (Opens the chest at the base of the Gott Statue) Hmm . . . some crack, a thong (I'll give that to Mia) and a video camera? What class is that for? (Opens the menu)

Items: Health Potion (56), Resurrect (45), Antidote (32), Restorative (61)

Scrolls: Speed Charm (5)

Books: ~~~

Treasure: Aromatic Grass (756390785739406957464866587995767974654544974789976807490909537658709045848 6398097586433957863756795486097675086340634509788676948082585676775867567020 7767290790270927597694794797653622115785634401465156784656591005616465847365 6759865652961613465946596564589765986986543587943685734896342563487563476734 5736745263656346346563653456346345634656734653467567346534765736396864572645 6767436564367567436345674567435675464364367678966792970879079507327010209754 0646320623690765236036260636063560346034603497804563489659365209916116916946 4659574365892615959065094721903469857408754396589427589437689436598107985654 8976984359086159642562854243321413452638484624859493405927639876982786476497 6436754897792100120106546465695496456745694656476436569169867146590165943650 9641298659426597615965478654875587646196510691406546905669546742396546904165 0946598016567615004865876106426965065065074605610647659478125163419085005496 4275239598109016051675656736756478546596289658956837658615986598469836973728 9874765483215948615645908763495701615987429705961975489074306983095790845908 4650891708960658974509878907109519054704896498569827489564389798437698146251 9487598748970494198658959465959867089576084796059874908758971987150510490152 3457698257679365349791111114798007079102026060760740784607894610978610964708 9563970466904569043456746754642654694694364639643996643646946964367673469568 4238971695960519070951987043678096378946354789666916598567543642357374896093 2756426562659609650106015055699782390561029654209165143906509264590590605619 6594509560152045546438651016065008732757084709807547980463658734972364071159 8604960265646909061543798269694398769369239456362345234659342659234695982369 3789597436952966594369239569436437596234659674623154238908093290715626956742 6756724664026667576547983625363942564965394286554346532659834659346984365038 7689276908598234756894375938458364598734269834058963985639487639846523985984 6598529846598234598629064965397520065698347502605020002053011108993098120101 0798120791701270720702161729640205160673067276257645798564598169564986536487 5186485896586456658917389616656105061014654930651966916846975369529866689569 8012695278902467859705217894217630974560917060913406569846056934609698546469 8563469859626196091569412694697945794161234896194694943798349656946946375798 3296651847964396951694316943194365469457946743176531947565469546946395494164 6946396545160914596195417915467161953901536741369546945941360143604569054965 0139456957653761396695013609569013319015206196536467943173517546614096953643 675463546647456649789567439975798), Crack: (1, Ultra rare: top price: 9,000,000,000,001 GP)

Equipment: Thong (For vacationing at Theta: I'm Dead Sexy) (Yes, that is the field Silver Knight was at) Video Camera: Mega Rare!!!!!! Records moments that you play in "The World" on to your computer for you to watch over and over!!!! (Great for making "Videos" of people)

Elk: Cool! The camera I mean.

~~~Else where, at Carmina Gadalica ~~~

~~~ I an alleyway~~~

Kite: (To Natsumie) Do you have the money?

Natsumie: I want to see it first.

Kite: (Drops his pants)

Natsumie: I knew you were gay!

Kite: Way do you say that?

Natsumie: You have pictures of Michael Jackson on your boxers!

Kite: These aren't even mine! They're Piroses!

Natsumie: Why are you wearing Piroses underwear?

Kite: . . .

Moonstone: (Appears out of nowhere) . . . Kite, why do you impersonate me?

Kite: I'm not impersonating you.

Moonstone: . . .

Kite: . . .

Moonstone: . . .

Kite: . . .

Natsumie: o_O

Moonstone: (Looks at Natsumie) . . . ?

Kite: ? ? ?

Natsumie: O_o

Moonstone: . . .

Kite: This is awkward.

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: Will you stop?

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: Don't talk back to me!

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: I am not a slut!

Kite: Try explaining that to me, because when we first meet, you said-

Natsumie: Shut it! Besides, he started it.

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: Did to!

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: Did to!

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: Did to!

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: Did to!

Kite: I'm leaving. (Warps out)

~~~ Back with Elk~~~

Elk: (Holding up the video camera, so that he is recording his face) I'm here at the special hot springs area at Theta: Lots of Naked Girls. I have found the place where all the female characters from .hack hang out. Let's have a look. (Camera zooms into the area where Gardenia and Rachel are bathing)

Gardenia: This is relaxing.

Rachel: Yeah. Oh hay! It's Mistral!

Mistral: HEY! (Takes off her towel)

Elk: (In the bushes) This is good but it would be better if they would all stand-

Rachel and Gardenia both stand up, no towels)

Elk: There is a meaning to my life.

Mistral: I brought alcohol! Let's get drunk!

Elk: I love my life!

~~~Back at the alleyway~~~

Piros: Oh Lios!

Lios: Oh Pir-

~~~Wrong one~~~

Natsumie: You're an idiot.

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: No! You are!

Moonstone: . . .

Natsumie: That's it! You're dead!

Moonstone: ! ! !

Next time:

Mistral: Ohhhh!

Elk: (Zooms the camera in really close) This is better than the time I drugged Mia!

Plus a guessed appearance from Yuki and Mai (Is it wrong that I find Mai's eyebrows very attractive?)