M.R.D.: Alright, I'm putting chapter three up. I need to thank Mireille
Bouquet for telling me that I have been spelling Natsume wrong (I'll spell
it right from now on). I hope no one reading this likes any of the
following, because now, I think I should tell you who I'm going to bash:
Moonstone, Piros (Everyone saw that coming), Lios, Silver Knight (I will,
somehow), and lets make fun of Subaru and Bear also.
Note: If any one is interested, take a look at my bio for a special offer.
Disclaimer: Get to the stupid fic. already!
Chapter three
(Most of the fic will take place at Carmina Gadalica)
~~~In Carmina Gadalica~~~
Balmung, Bear, and Silver Knight (I can never remember his other name) were wearing their pimp outfits, strolling down the alleyways, while "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was playing in the background.
Silver Kight: I see someone who looks good! (Points at Piros)
Balmung: Umm. . . Silver Knight, we only do women.
Bear: We do, I thought it was little ki-
Balmung and Silver Knight: o_O
Bear: I mean women.
Balmung: Yeah, rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.
Piros: That's my line!
Balmung: It's only your line because your voice actor says it in the "Fairly OddParents!"
Piros: We're not supposed to talk about our voice actors
(I do believe that the guy who plays Piros plays Cosmo, which is a shame because Cosmo is cool, and Piros deserves to die)
~~~At Kites hideout~~~
Kite, Natsume, and Blackrose were fighting Cubia.
Kite: Everyone, use Magic!
Blackrose: I don't have that skill!
Kite: You're useless! You never have Magic! What if your all by yourself when you come across a physical tolerance monster and have to use Magic?
Blackrose: . . .
Moonstone: (Comes out of nowhere) Did. . . someone. . . call. . .?
Natsume: Yeah, I called. Hey Cubia! Can you kill him?
Cubia: (Picks up Moonstone and throws him into a castle wall, completely destroying it)
Kite: NO! My pictures of Orca in the shower are in there!
Everyone: o_O
Kite: I mean, my Virus Cores.
~~~At Theta: Lots of Naked Girls~~~
Mistral: Ohhhh!
Elk: (Zooms the camera in really close) This is better than the time I drugged Mia!
Gardenia: I heard something.
Elk: (Shuts up)
Rachel: It came from over there. (points at Elks location)
Elk: Time for me to leave(Warps out)
(Oh, I got a question about Elk's age. In the DVD that comes with .hack//MUTATION, in the gallery it has Elk's bio. He's in the seventh grade.)
~~~Back with the trio~~~
Balmung, Bear, and Silver Knight were wearing their pimp outfits, strolling down the alleyways, while "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was playing in the background.
Balmung: So, who first?
Silver Knight: How about that guy? (Points to Crim)
Balmung: I said women you loser!
Bear: How about that person? (Pionts to Tsukasa)
Balmung: Women! Not Males! Females!
Bear: Tsukasa is a girl in the real world.
Balmung: How old?
Bear: Does the person have to be 18 or older?
Balmung: Yes.
Bear: . . .
~~~And now, a special appearance by two people we found living under a bridge~~~
Mai: Why are we here?
Yuki: Maybe they will give us food.
Mai: People who are reading this, please make a donation so we can eat food.
Yuki: If you don't, Mai's eyebrows will attack you.
Mai: You making fun of my eyebrows?
Yuki: Yeah, I mean look at them, they're huge! You could land a plane on them!
Mai: Well, I find my eyebrows are very sexy.
Yuki: No one finds your eyebrows sexy.
Mai: My boyfriend does.
~~~I do~~~
Yuki: You can't talk to us, you're the narrator!
~~~I'm also the author~~~
Yuki: Oh.
Mai: Please send food.
M.R.D.: Don't ask why I made Mai and Yuki live under a bridge. Make fun of Mai's eyebrows and I'll hunt you down!
Next time:
Cubia: G0+ @^y %*$? (Got any fives?)
Kite: Go fish!
Note: If any one is interested, take a look at my bio for a special offer.
Disclaimer: Get to the stupid fic. already!
Chapter three
(Most of the fic will take place at Carmina Gadalica)
~~~In Carmina Gadalica~~~
Balmung, Bear, and Silver Knight (I can never remember his other name) were wearing their pimp outfits, strolling down the alleyways, while "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was playing in the background.
Silver Kight: I see someone who looks good! (Points at Piros)
Balmung: Umm. . . Silver Knight, we only do women.
Bear: We do, I thought it was little ki-
Balmung and Silver Knight: o_O
Bear: I mean women.
Balmung: Yeah, rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.
Piros: That's my line!
Balmung: It's only your line because your voice actor says it in the "Fairly OddParents!"
Piros: We're not supposed to talk about our voice actors
(I do believe that the guy who plays Piros plays Cosmo, which is a shame because Cosmo is cool, and Piros deserves to die)
~~~At Kites hideout~~~
Kite, Natsume, and Blackrose were fighting Cubia.
Kite: Everyone, use Magic!
Blackrose: I don't have that skill!
Kite: You're useless! You never have Magic! What if your all by yourself when you come across a physical tolerance monster and have to use Magic?
Blackrose: . . .
Moonstone: (Comes out of nowhere) Did. . . someone. . . call. . .?
Natsume: Yeah, I called. Hey Cubia! Can you kill him?
Cubia: (Picks up Moonstone and throws him into a castle wall, completely destroying it)
Kite: NO! My pictures of Orca in the shower are in there!
Everyone: o_O
Kite: I mean, my Virus Cores.
~~~At Theta: Lots of Naked Girls~~~
Mistral: Ohhhh!
Elk: (Zooms the camera in really close) This is better than the time I drugged Mia!
Gardenia: I heard something.
Elk: (Shuts up)
Rachel: It came from over there. (points at Elks location)
Elk: Time for me to leave(Warps out)
(Oh, I got a question about Elk's age. In the DVD that comes with .hack//MUTATION, in the gallery it has Elk's bio. He's in the seventh grade.)
~~~Back with the trio~~~
Balmung, Bear, and Silver Knight were wearing their pimp outfits, strolling down the alleyways, while "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was playing in the background.
Balmung: So, who first?
Silver Knight: How about that guy? (Points to Crim)
Balmung: I said women you loser!
Bear: How about that person? (Pionts to Tsukasa)
Balmung: Women! Not Males! Females!
Bear: Tsukasa is a girl in the real world.
Balmung: How old?
Bear: Does the person have to be 18 or older?
Balmung: Yes.
Bear: . . .
~~~And now, a special appearance by two people we found living under a bridge~~~
Mai: Why are we here?
Yuki: Maybe they will give us food.
Mai: People who are reading this, please make a donation so we can eat food.
Yuki: If you don't, Mai's eyebrows will attack you.
Mai: You making fun of my eyebrows?
Yuki: Yeah, I mean look at them, they're huge! You could land a plane on them!
Mai: Well, I find my eyebrows are very sexy.
Yuki: No one finds your eyebrows sexy.
Mai: My boyfriend does.
~~~I do~~~
Yuki: You can't talk to us, you're the narrator!
~~~I'm also the author~~~
Yuki: Oh.
Mai: Please send food.
M.R.D.: Don't ask why I made Mai and Yuki live under a bridge. Make fun of Mai's eyebrows and I'll hunt you down!
Next time:
Cubia: G0+ @^y %*$? (Got any fives?)
Kite: Go fish!
