M.R.D.: Time for a new chapter and I should warn you, it is short. But before we begin, I have some announcements. First: I should let you know that I don't send E-mails. Don't ask why. Second: FFTaticsLuver, You are now officially Innis, the Second Phase of 8. Congratulations! (See my bio for details) So here is the status: FFTaticsLuver is Innis and I still haven't gotten a response from Mireille Bouquet. If your out there I need a response.

Disclaimer(As done by Moonstone): . . .

Crim: (To BT) -so she said it was ok for me to get down on my knees, but then she whipped me.

BT: Man, I never knew Subaru was such a bi*ch.

Subaru: (Over hears them) -_O

~~~Back with Cubia~~~

Cubia: G0+ @^y %*$? (Got any fives?)

Kite: Go fish!

Cubia: %uc~ y0u (**** ***)

Kite: Don't use that unintelligible symbol talk with me!

Blackrose: Settle down Cubia, it's just a game.

Cubia: &u+- (But-)

Helba: (Comes out of no where)

Natsume: It the reason the game has a Mature Sexual Theme!

Kite: No, that was you.

Natsume: (Flips him off)

Helba: I can't stand you talking like this. (Dose something) There. You can talk normal now. (Warps out)

Blackrose: That was useless.

Cubia: (Christopher Walken's voice) Yes it was.

Blackrose: 0_0

~~~At the place with the thing were Kite got the bracelet~~~

Elk: (Watch what he recorded) So that's what that thing is for. I thought it was for (I'll let you finish this sentence your way)

Mia: (Walks in) Hello, any one here?

Elk: (Hides behind the statue)

Mia: No? Good. (Gets out a s-

~~~Back with Cubia~~~

Blackrose: (In a psychiatrist outfit) So, tell me a bout your childhood.

Cubia: I was born on the wrong side of the data stream. I was born with different viruses that stop my growing. (Starts crying) The other phases would pick on me because I could never become a phase because of the virus I had. They would call me "Baldy" "Skull head" and "Four eyes" all the time.

Blackrose: Four eyes? But you don't wear glasses.

Cubia: (Looks at her)

Blackrose: Oh, it's because of-

Kite: Out of nowhere, I have gotten an idea!

Blackrose: What?

Kite: I am a mutant! I need to join the X-men!

Natsume: Kite, the X-men are not real. They are comic book characters.

Kite: But I saw Wolverine that time I was stoned out of my mind!

Natsume: (Injects Kite with a tranquilizer) Sleep little idiot, sleep.

Blackrose: How can he sleep? He's just a video game charater.

Natsume: . . .

Moonstone: . . (BANG!) (On the ground, bleeding in the face)

Natsume: (Holding up her fist)

~~~And now a word from some homeless people~~~

Mai: We're not homeless!

Yuki: Yeah! I mean we could easily leave in Mai's eyebrows.

Mai:. . .

Real world Moonstone: Hello. . . ladies.

Yuki: (Rips one of Mai's eyebrows off and uses it like a boomerang, sending the real world Moonstone into orbit)

Mai's eyebrow: (Returns to Mai's head)

Mai: Never do that again!

Yuki: Do what?

Mai: Use my eyebrows as a weapon!

Yuki: Oh, you're no fun.

Mai: Yes I am, especially when I do this. (Rips off Yuki's glasses)

Yuki: You bi*ch! (Rips off Mai's sleeve)

~~~Ladies, don't fight, at least not until I get my video camera~~~

Mai and Yuki: -_-

~~~That's my sign to leave~~~

M.R.D.: Why do I do this?

Next time:

Mimiru: (Looking at Blackrose)

Blackrose: (Looking at Mimru)

Mimiru and Blackrose: (As they walk away from one another) Man she looks like a slut.