M.R.D.: Time for a new chapter and I should warn you, it is short. But
before we begin, I have some announcements. First: I should let you know
that I don't send E-mails. Don't ask why. Second: FFTaticsLuver, You are
now officially Innis, the Second Phase of 8. Congratulations! (See my bio
for details)
So here is the status: FFTaticsLuver is Innis and I still haven't gotten a
response from Mireille Bouquet. If your out there I need a response.
Disclaimer(As done by Moonstone): . . .
Crim: (To BT) -so she said it was ok for me to get down on my knees, but then she whipped me.
BT: Man, I never knew Subaru was such a bi*ch.
Subaru: (Over hears them) -_O
~~~Back with Cubia~~~
Cubia: G0+ @^y %*$? (Got any fives?)
Kite: Go fish!
Cubia: %uc~ y0u (**** ***)
Kite: Don't use that unintelligible symbol talk with me!
Blackrose: Settle down Cubia, it's just a game.
Cubia: &u+- (But-)
Helba: (Comes out of no where)
Natsume: It the reason the game has a Mature Sexual Theme!
Kite: No, that was you.
Natsume: (Flips him off)
Helba: I can't stand you talking like this. (Dose something) There. You can talk normal now. (Warps out)
Blackrose: That was useless.
Cubia: (Christopher Walken's voice) Yes it was.
Blackrose: 0_0
~~~At the place with the thing were Kite got the bracelet~~~
Elk: (Watch what he recorded) So that's what that thing is for. I thought it was for (I'll let you finish this sentence your way)
Mia: (Walks in) Hello, any one here?
Elk: (Hides behind the statue)
Mia: No? Good. (Gets out a s-
~~~Back with Cubia~~~
Blackrose: (In a psychiatrist outfit) So, tell me a bout your childhood.
Cubia: I was born on the wrong side of the data stream. I was born with different viruses that stop my growing. (Starts crying) The other phases would pick on me because I could never become a phase because of the virus I had. They would call me "Baldy" "Skull head" and "Four eyes" all the time.
Blackrose: Four eyes? But you don't wear glasses.
Cubia: (Looks at her)
Blackrose: Oh, it's because of-
Kite: Out of nowhere, I have gotten an idea!
Blackrose: What?
Kite: I am a mutant! I need to join the X-men!
Natsume: Kite, the X-men are not real. They are comic book characters.
Kite: But I saw Wolverine that time I was stoned out of my mind!
Natsume: (Injects Kite with a tranquilizer) Sleep little idiot, sleep.
Blackrose: How can he sleep? He's just a video game charater.
Natsume: . . .
Moonstone: . . (BANG!) (On the ground, bleeding in the face)
Natsume: (Holding up her fist)
~~~And now a word from some homeless people~~~
Mai: We're not homeless!
Yuki: Yeah! I mean we could easily leave in Mai's eyebrows.
Mai:. . .
Real world Moonstone: Hello. . . ladies.
Yuki: (Rips one of Mai's eyebrows off and uses it like a boomerang, sending the real world Moonstone into orbit)
Mai's eyebrow: (Returns to Mai's head)
Mai: Never do that again!
Yuki: Do what?
Mai: Use my eyebrows as a weapon!
Yuki: Oh, you're no fun.
Mai: Yes I am, especially when I do this. (Rips off Yuki's glasses)
Yuki: You bi*ch! (Rips off Mai's sleeve)
~~~Ladies, don't fight, at least not until I get my video camera~~~
Mai and Yuki: -_-
~~~That's my sign to leave~~~
M.R.D.: Why do I do this?
Next time:
Mimiru: (Looking at Blackrose)
Blackrose: (Looking at Mimru)
Mimiru and Blackrose: (As they walk away from one another) Man she looks like a slut.
Disclaimer(As done by Moonstone): . . .
Crim: (To BT) -so she said it was ok for me to get down on my knees, but then she whipped me.
BT: Man, I never knew Subaru was such a bi*ch.
Subaru: (Over hears them) -_O
~~~Back with Cubia~~~
Cubia: G0+ @^y %*$? (Got any fives?)
Kite: Go fish!
Cubia: %uc~ y0u (**** ***)
Kite: Don't use that unintelligible symbol talk with me!
Blackrose: Settle down Cubia, it's just a game.
Cubia: &u+- (But-)
Helba: (Comes out of no where)
Natsume: It the reason the game has a Mature Sexual Theme!
Kite: No, that was you.
Natsume: (Flips him off)
Helba: I can't stand you talking like this. (Dose something) There. You can talk normal now. (Warps out)
Blackrose: That was useless.
Cubia: (Christopher Walken's voice) Yes it was.
Blackrose: 0_0
~~~At the place with the thing were Kite got the bracelet~~~
Elk: (Watch what he recorded) So that's what that thing is for. I thought it was for (I'll let you finish this sentence your way)
Mia: (Walks in) Hello, any one here?
Elk: (Hides behind the statue)
Mia: No? Good. (Gets out a s-
~~~Back with Cubia~~~
Blackrose: (In a psychiatrist outfit) So, tell me a bout your childhood.
Cubia: I was born on the wrong side of the data stream. I was born with different viruses that stop my growing. (Starts crying) The other phases would pick on me because I could never become a phase because of the virus I had. They would call me "Baldy" "Skull head" and "Four eyes" all the time.
Blackrose: Four eyes? But you don't wear glasses.
Cubia: (Looks at her)
Blackrose: Oh, it's because of-
Kite: Out of nowhere, I have gotten an idea!
Blackrose: What?
Kite: I am a mutant! I need to join the X-men!
Natsume: Kite, the X-men are not real. They are comic book characters.
Kite: But I saw Wolverine that time I was stoned out of my mind!
Natsume: (Injects Kite with a tranquilizer) Sleep little idiot, sleep.
Blackrose: How can he sleep? He's just a video game charater.
Natsume: . . .
Moonstone: . . (BANG!) (On the ground, bleeding in the face)
Natsume: (Holding up her fist)
~~~And now a word from some homeless people~~~
Mai: We're not homeless!
Yuki: Yeah! I mean we could easily leave in Mai's eyebrows.
Mai:. . .
Real world Moonstone: Hello. . . ladies.
Yuki: (Rips one of Mai's eyebrows off and uses it like a boomerang, sending the real world Moonstone into orbit)
Mai's eyebrow: (Returns to Mai's head)
Mai: Never do that again!
Yuki: Do what?
Mai: Use my eyebrows as a weapon!
Yuki: Oh, you're no fun.
Mai: Yes I am, especially when I do this. (Rips off Yuki's glasses)
Yuki: You bi*ch! (Rips off Mai's sleeve)
~~~Ladies, don't fight, at least not until I get my video camera~~~
Mai and Yuki: -_-
~~~That's my sign to leave~~~
M.R.D.: Why do I do this?
Next time:
Mimiru: (Looking at Blackrose)
Blackrose: (Looking at Mimru)
Mimiru and Blackrose: (As they walk away from one another) Man she looks like a slut.
