Rhapsody-**glomps Tat** Yay! You're posting our Inuyasha fic!

Tat-**cough** **gag** Can't. . .breathe. . .Tat-chan. . .need. . .air. . .**hack** **hack** **cough** **cough**

Rhapsody-**lets go** In case you havent' noticed, this is a co-written fic. Meaning it was written by two authors!

Tat-**grumbles** They could've figured that out after a couple of chapters. . .

Rhapsody-^__^ I know, but sometimes we get a dumb blonde in the audience. No offence to blondes.

Tat-We don't own Inuyasha. The 'Great Power Evil Genius' Rumiko Takahashi does.

'Nough said.

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CHAPTER ONE (by Tat)

"Young lady, please… will you bear me a son to avenge me against Naraku should I fail?"

Miroku clasped his hands with a beautiful woman in a kimono who sweatdropped.

"*Cough* lecher. *cough*" Inuyasha commented, passing by.

While Miroku attempted to fetch him a lady, Kagome and Sango were sipping tea and making a bet on whether Miroku would succeed this time.

"He is SO not going to succeed," Kagome said plainly.

"I don't know…" Sango sighed. "This one looks naïve enough to take the bait."

Unfortunately though, neither Kagome nor Sango would know who would have actually won the bet because a demon came out of nowhere to attack the village.

The demon had an oversized lizard's form; it did the usual demon thing: tear down the village and make all of the defenseless people quake in their boots.

"It's Godzilla!" a villager cried and scurried off.

"Inuyasha!!!" everyone screamed. As if on command the said person came with his Tetsusaiga ready.

"Kagome! See if it has any jew—"

Inuyasha turned and saw Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo just sitting there watching him and stuffing popcorn in their mouths.

"Go get him, Inuyasha!"

Sango waved a flag.

The silvery haired demon growled. "Why is it that I do all the work?!"

"Because we said so."

Inuyasha scowled at them and killed the demon lizard thingy. Then he walked away leaving them behind.

"I quit!"

"You didn't quit! We fired you!" Sango yelled, even though the silvery haired one was long gone.