Since no one really bothers to read this I'm just going to post this up. As you peoples already know, we don't own Inuyasha.
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CHAPTER FOUR (by Tat)
She pulled Keitaro up to his feet. He brushed the dust off himself and sweatdropped. That black-robed guy and the boomerang girl were surrounding him, examining his height, weight, even what he had for breakfast!
"You know, Kagome, while Inuyasha's away this guy can serve as a replacement…" Sango mused to herself.
"NO ONE will ever replace Inuyasha," Kagome said hotly, closing her eyes.
"And why is that…?" Sango said with a hint of knowing in her voice.
"Be—be—because no one else will fall face first onto the ground every time I say 'SIT,'" she quickly replied, with a flush on her cheeks.
Unfortunately for Inuyasha he WAS nearby when Kagome said 'Sit,' causing him to fall out of his tree and land smack dab on his face.
"What was that?" Shippo's ears twitched.
Everyone ignored the lil fox demon. Their main attention was Keitaro, who was now dressed in red yukata with some construction paper ears plastered on top his head.
The lecher sighed. "It's just not the same…"
Watching from a distance, Inuyasha growled, "How dare they replace me! Besides, that guy looks FAT in MY yukata!"
Meanwhile Sesshomaru was wandering around the forest, bored. He wasn't being evil or thinking evil thoughts. He was wondering why Apple Jacks don't taste like apples.
His ugly, annoying, green slave thingy Jaken annoyingly skipped behind him singing in that annoying voice of his.
Frankly, Sesshomaru didn't like his green slave guy. In fact, he thought to himself, Why haven't I killed him yet?
An evil idea came to mind. "Jaken, if I said 'Go jump off a bridge,' would you do it?"
"Yes master, don't you remember yesterday when you told me to?"
He sweatdropped in remembrance. Despite the fact his annoying slave jumped off the extremely high bridge he STILL lived… something Sesshomaru didn't want.
"Jaken," said he, "go to Afghanistan and volunteer to be a bomb target. Let it HIT you. Got that?"
"Yes, master." The annoying green slave walked away in his annoying way, not even hearing Sesshomaru chuckling.
"Maybe this time he'll die…"
