Hooray!! I got 46 reviews! (Does hyper-happy dance) Wow! That freaks me out that people actually read my messed up stuff!

Ok, I just have to say this:

The other day, I was scrolling down the list of fics. I always just look at the summaries and if they sound cool, I read them. So I come to this one, and the summary says that it is a MIROKU/NARAKU fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so wrong! I just sat there, in disgust. I didn't read it, I was much to horrified. I mean, Naraku/Kagome fics are bad enough, but this! No offense to the people who like/write them, but there is something severely wrong with that.

Thank you!

Shout Outs:

HoundingWolf: Sure! I'll do your request!

Smiley-Chan: EEEEEEK! Don't hurt me! I'm sorry I made fun of your "wonderful Sessy"!

ArtemisMoon: Wow! Thanks for all the reviews! Your friends Nicky and Neko-Chan sound, um, interesting…

Evil Furby Queen: Thankies! Me likey ur review!

ShadowFox-Mea: You make me feel so loved!

Thanks to all the other cool reviewers my stupid self forgot to include here.

Here it goes …

(I don't own him. But I have him anyways! I keep them all in a fishbowl in my room. Shhh, don't tell.)

THIS IDEA CAME FROM SMILEY-CHAN AND HER FRIENDS. I'M JUST, UH, "BORROWING" IT AND CHANGING IT A LITTLE. I SORRY IF YOU PEOPLE GET MAD, BUT AT LEAST I ADMIT TO IT!!!!

[To the tune of Jingle Bells]

Dashing through the woods

On InuYasha's back

Behind me come the cries

Of "Grrr, you hentai; SMACK"

InuYasha's being mean

Miroku's being bad

Let's find out what happens when

The girls get really mad

Oh,

SIT! SIT! SIT!

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

You boys will never re-al-ize.

That when it comes to dealing with them

It's Shippo's puppy eyes!

Oh,

SIT! SIT! SIT!

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Someday you'll get it strait,

But as for now,

You really are not

Doing very great!

Hey!

Well, pweez review! Again, Smiley-Chan & Co. sorry I borrowed the idea! It's really good, that's all!