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DISCLAIMER: I own everything! *runs away from all these lawyers* Ok OK! I OWN NOTHING! NOTHING!
I looked around. I was on the sands of a beach, looking out into the ports where magnificent ships were anchored.
"We must be in the Caribbean!"
A man in a fake white wig and stuffy clothes approached me.
"Are you a good pirate or a bad pirate?"
I blinked. There are such things as good and bad pirates?
"Me? I'm not any of those! I'm Dorothy from the OC."
"Well, then is that the pirate?"
He pointed at Tutu who was hiding in my arms.
"No. His name is Tutu. He's a ferret!"
He bit his lip and scratched his chin.
"That's odd. The guards told me that a pirate had sailed upon the body of Bootstrap Bill. And there's the ship and you're next to it..."
My eyes widen. I turned to see a huge ship and underneath, a hand with a medallion in it. Oh no Oh no Oh no!
"I didn't kill nobody! It was him!" I pointed at some random guy in a red coat. He ran off.
The men in red coats began to cheer, "Huzzah!"
I looked around blankly and asked, "Why are they cheering? Who are they?"
The old man looked at me in surprise.
"They're cheering because you have killed Bootstrap Bill, the second feared pirate of the Caribbean! And these men are the British Royal Navy."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" I interrupted.
"And I am the Commodore of this port, Tortuga."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Excuse me milady, could you please be,"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!"
I promptly shut my mouth.
"Come out men, and met the lady who killed that awful pirate ."
He started to sing,
"Come out, come out, wherever you are
and meet the milady who fell outta the sky.
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And the OC is the name of the place."
The redcoats sang back, "The OC is the name of the place."
The Commodore sang,
"She brings good tidings or haven't you heard?
When she fell from the OC, a special happening occured."
"Out of all the things, I'm stuck in a musical! Oh becrackers!" I sighed.
They all began to sing and dance.
"Bing Bong! Bootstrap the pirate is dead.
Which ol' pirate?
The pillaging pirate!
Bing Bong! Bootstrap Bill is dead!"
I found the nearest pub and ordered a couple of drinks of rum. If this was going to be a long musical, I might as well do it, completely smashed.
I came out, stumbling, half an hour later, to find all of those redcoats huddling in fear. There before them stood a old man dressed in rags and with a cute little monkey on his shoulder. Aw.
I marched right up to him and poked him in the chest. "Hey! You're suppose to be dead!"
The Commodore spoke up. "This Capitan Barbossa, his ship is crewed by the damned and he is so evil Hell itself spat him back out!"
Barbossa seemed high and mighty about that little fact.
I glared at him, "You've just met your match, Barbossa."
"I take it that you have killed my first mate, Bootstrap Bill. Answer me!"
"It was an accident! I already told you it was that guy!" I pointed at another redcoat and he ran off. Jeez.
"Aren't you forgetting the pirate medallion?" asked the Commodore.
"Ah, yes! The pirate medallion!" Barbossa turned towards the outstrecthed hand underneath a ship. But the medallion was gone.
"It's gone!" he shrieked.
"Thanks for the info, Capitan Obvious!"
"It's Capitan Barbossa!"
I rolled my eyes.
Commodore stood up, "AHA! It's too late! It has already attached itself to Dorothy!"
I looked down to find the medallion around my neck. I pulled it. It wouldn't come off! WHAT THE HELL?! I started flailing about, trying to get the blasted thing off my neck!
"And there it will stay!" replied the Commodore.
"Uh, a little help here!" I coughed.
"I need it to break the curse! It's no use to you!"
"Do not give it to him, Dorothy! He shall be cursed forever!"
"Is..it suppose to choke me?" I wheezed.
"Very well. I shall bide my time and as for you, Dorothy, stay of my way. I'll get you, milady and your little ferret, too! Muwahahaha!"
He ran off and boarded his evil ship, The Black Pearl and sailed off.
"It's all right. You can come out now." replied the Commodore.
The necklace had stopped trying to kill me. The Commodore turned to me and helped me off the ground.
"I'm afraid you've made a enemy of Captian Barbossa. The sooner you leave Port Royale, the safer you'll be."
"How the hell do I get out of here then?"
"The only person who can help you now is the Governor of Port Royale!"
"Ya mean, Arnold Schwarenegger?"
"No Governor Swann. It's a long journey from here. Did you bring your ship with you?"
"Uh, no. Afraid not."
"Well, you'll have to board on a ship. Just follow the purple brick road down to the ships."
"But.."
"Just follow the purple brick road!"
They all started to chant, "Follow the purple brick road!"
I muttered, "You sure are a group of gay redcoats!"
3 Thanks to Caligirlmj, Megan13, Disturbed Black Cat Raven, darksamurai13, Katzy, Starry Eyes12, and Britt! 3
DISCLAIMER: I own everything! *runs away from all these lawyers* Ok OK! I OWN NOTHING! NOTHING!
I looked around. I was on the sands of a beach, looking out into the ports where magnificent ships were anchored.
"We must be in the Caribbean!"
A man in a fake white wig and stuffy clothes approached me.
"Are you a good pirate or a bad pirate?"
I blinked. There are such things as good and bad pirates?
"Me? I'm not any of those! I'm Dorothy from the OC."
"Well, then is that the pirate?"
He pointed at Tutu who was hiding in my arms.
"No. His name is Tutu. He's a ferret!"
He bit his lip and scratched his chin.
"That's odd. The guards told me that a pirate had sailed upon the body of Bootstrap Bill. And there's the ship and you're next to it..."
My eyes widen. I turned to see a huge ship and underneath, a hand with a medallion in it. Oh no Oh no Oh no!
"I didn't kill nobody! It was him!" I pointed at some random guy in a red coat. He ran off.
The men in red coats began to cheer, "Huzzah!"
I looked around blankly and asked, "Why are they cheering? Who are they?"
The old man looked at me in surprise.
"They're cheering because you have killed Bootstrap Bill, the second feared pirate of the Caribbean! And these men are the British Royal Navy."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" I interrupted.
"And I am the Commodore of this port, Tortuga."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Excuse me milady, could you please be,"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!"
I promptly shut my mouth.
"Come out men, and met the lady who killed that awful pirate ."
He started to sing,
"Come out, come out, wherever you are
and meet the milady who fell outta the sky.
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And the OC is the name of the place."
The redcoats sang back, "The OC is the name of the place."
The Commodore sang,
"She brings good tidings or haven't you heard?
When she fell from the OC, a special happening occured."
"Out of all the things, I'm stuck in a musical! Oh becrackers!" I sighed.
They all began to sing and dance.
"Bing Bong! Bootstrap the pirate is dead.
Which ol' pirate?
The pillaging pirate!
Bing Bong! Bootstrap Bill is dead!"
I found the nearest pub and ordered a couple of drinks of rum. If this was going to be a long musical, I might as well do it, completely smashed.
I came out, stumbling, half an hour later, to find all of those redcoats huddling in fear. There before them stood a old man dressed in rags and with a cute little monkey on his shoulder. Aw.
I marched right up to him and poked him in the chest. "Hey! You're suppose to be dead!"
The Commodore spoke up. "This Capitan Barbossa, his ship is crewed by the damned and he is so evil Hell itself spat him back out!"
Barbossa seemed high and mighty about that little fact.
I glared at him, "You've just met your match, Barbossa."
"I take it that you have killed my first mate, Bootstrap Bill. Answer me!"
"It was an accident! I already told you it was that guy!" I pointed at another redcoat and he ran off. Jeez.
"Aren't you forgetting the pirate medallion?" asked the Commodore.
"Ah, yes! The pirate medallion!" Barbossa turned towards the outstrecthed hand underneath a ship. But the medallion was gone.
"It's gone!" he shrieked.
"Thanks for the info, Capitan Obvious!"
"It's Capitan Barbossa!"
I rolled my eyes.
Commodore stood up, "AHA! It's too late! It has already attached itself to Dorothy!"
I looked down to find the medallion around my neck. I pulled it. It wouldn't come off! WHAT THE HELL?! I started flailing about, trying to get the blasted thing off my neck!
"And there it will stay!" replied the Commodore.
"Uh, a little help here!" I coughed.
"I need it to break the curse! It's no use to you!"
"Do not give it to him, Dorothy! He shall be cursed forever!"
"Is..it suppose to choke me?" I wheezed.
"Very well. I shall bide my time and as for you, Dorothy, stay of my way. I'll get you, milady and your little ferret, too! Muwahahaha!"
He ran off and boarded his evil ship, The Black Pearl and sailed off.
"It's all right. You can come out now." replied the Commodore.
The necklace had stopped trying to kill me. The Commodore turned to me and helped me off the ground.
"I'm afraid you've made a enemy of Captian Barbossa. The sooner you leave Port Royale, the safer you'll be."
"How the hell do I get out of here then?"
"The only person who can help you now is the Governor of Port Royale!"
"Ya mean, Arnold Schwarenegger?"
"No Governor Swann. It's a long journey from here. Did you bring your ship with you?"
"Uh, no. Afraid not."
"Well, you'll have to board on a ship. Just follow the purple brick road down to the ships."
"But.."
"Just follow the purple brick road!"
They all started to chant, "Follow the purple brick road!"
I muttered, "You sure are a group of gay redcoats!"
