AARGH! SORRY IT'S SO LATE! MY LIFE CONSISTS OF SCHOOL (I'M A SENIOR! FINALLY!) AND OF BAND! SO I WAS ABLE TO PUT OUT THIS CHAPPIE! I HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK THAT MUCH! 3
DISCLAIMER: I own everything! *runs away from all these lawyers* Ok OK! I OWN NOTHING! NOTHING!
MANY THANK YOUS!
yuhi- hehe thank ye kindly! =)
Starry Eyes12- I feel special that you were singing my songs @ school!!! hehe! And your friend trips down the stairs! oh becrackers! too funny! She's ok though right?
Rachel the Insane Unicorn- haha thanks! here's more!
Britt- Our parody, Austin Lands in Odd, followed Austin Powers as he wander around Odd while Dorothy wandered around the 60s meeting up with Sonny and Cher. Mulder and Scully from the X-files were in it too. I can't remember though how Dorothy met up with Austin and everyone else. Hope this helped!
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We were walking along the purple brick road, slowly. We were in a poor ghetto part of Tortuga. The place was hella creepy! I voiced my opinion aloud.
"I don't like this place. It's creepy!"
"As tha' ol' sayin' goes, it gits more sober befo' drunk." Jack offered.
Elizabeth and I gave him quizzical looks.
"Um, do you suppose we'll meet any wild...things?" asked Elizabeth.
I commented, "I suppose."
"Like rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves." Jack said.
"RASCALS?" I freaked.
"SCOUNDRELS?" freaked Elizabeth.
"Villians and knaves." Jack replied non-chalantly.
I grabbed ahold of each their arms and started skipping down the road.
"Oh! Rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves! Oh my!"
We all chimed in.
"Oh! Rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves! Oh my!"
I halted all of a sudden and screamed.
"What is it, Dorothy?"
"..." I pointed.
They turned in the direction I pointed.
"What IS that?" questioned Elizabeth.
"Don't worry, miladies! I'll protect ye!" Jack jumped up and unsheathed his sword.
The two began a sword fight. Parry, thrust, spin...bla bla all those other sword fighting terms. Tutu jumped out of my arms.
"TUTU!"
The creature began to step closer and closer while still fighting Jack. Tutu was in danger of being stepped on!!
"NO!"
I ran over and threw dirt into the creature's eyes. Jack disarmed him.
"You cheated!"
"Pirate." Jack announced.
"And you almost stepped on Tutu!" I picked up the ferret and began cuddling it.
"It's awful enough that you get into a fight with a PIRATE but almost step on the ferret? Uh-uh."
"Well, you didn't have to throw dirt in my eyes. It hurts." He began sniffling.
"Wha' a baby. Makin' a big fuss over nuthin'! Remind meself of...wha be ye name?"
"Will Turner."
"Strong name, lad. Perhaps named after ye father?" inquired Jack.
"HEY! Can we talk about me and trying to get back to California?! Yea thanks!"
"I have a positively wonderful idea! Why don't you join us on our venture, Mister Turner?" Elizabeth exclaimed.
"Now wait a minute. If I'm be going for me rum, and you," as he pointed to Elizabeth, "for a love. Then what do ye be needin'?"
Will began to sang,
"Ye, it's really sad, believe me, totally schmuck,
when you're born to be a eunuch.
But I could show my true side
be a pirate than a blacksmith
If only I had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
that I'm just a pretty youngun'
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brazen as a pirate--"
Elizabeth chimed in,
"I'd be lovely as a poppet--"
Jack sang,
"I'd be drunk like them hobbits--"
"If the governor is a governor who will serve." I sang.
"Then I'm sure to get me rum--" Jack replied.
"A heart--" sang Elizabeth.
"California!" I replied.
"Piracy." sang Will.
We all link arms and began to skipping, winterguard style, and singing,
"Oh, we're off to see the Governor
The Governor of Port Royale.
We hear..."
"hrm....this is really hard. At least in the Wizard of Oz they had whiz of a Wiz!" I commented.
They gave me strange looks.
"We hear he is a gov of a Gov
If ever a Gov there was...?" asked Jack.
Elizabeth said, "I suppose that will have to do for now!"
We began again,
"...If ever, oh ever, a Gov there was
The Governor of Port Royale is one because
because because BECAUSE!
The wonderful things he does!
We're off to see the Governor
The Governor of Port Royale!"
~Meanwhile~
The evil capitan, Barbossa, was staring at the wierd foursome through his little eyeglass.
"Aha!" He laughs.
"So ye don't take heed to warning, do ye? All the more worse for ye then. I shall take care of ye later! When I get me hands on that Aztec gold, I will be a real boy!"
"Man, sir." pointed out Pintel.
"Yes...'man.' Ah, I will see to it that those scally-wags head toward the Isla de la Muerta! Muwahahahaha!"
Ragetti and Pintel started to laugh evilly along with Barbossa.
"No!" Barbossa whined, "Only I get to laugh evilly! I'm the captian!"
DISCLAIMER: I own everything! *runs away from all these lawyers* Ok OK! I OWN NOTHING! NOTHING!
MANY THANK YOUS!
yuhi- hehe thank ye kindly! =)
Starry Eyes12- I feel special that you were singing my songs @ school!!! hehe! And your friend trips down the stairs! oh becrackers! too funny! She's ok though right?
Rachel the Insane Unicorn- haha thanks! here's more!
Britt- Our parody, Austin Lands in Odd, followed Austin Powers as he wander around Odd while Dorothy wandered around the 60s meeting up with Sonny and Cher. Mulder and Scully from the X-files were in it too. I can't remember though how Dorothy met up with Austin and everyone else. Hope this helped!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We were walking along the purple brick road, slowly. We were in a poor ghetto part of Tortuga. The place was hella creepy! I voiced my opinion aloud.
"I don't like this place. It's creepy!"
"As tha' ol' sayin' goes, it gits more sober befo' drunk." Jack offered.
Elizabeth and I gave him quizzical looks.
"Um, do you suppose we'll meet any wild...things?" asked Elizabeth.
I commented, "I suppose."
"Like rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves." Jack said.
"RASCALS?" I freaked.
"SCOUNDRELS?" freaked Elizabeth.
"Villians and knaves." Jack replied non-chalantly.
I grabbed ahold of each their arms and started skipping down the road.
"Oh! Rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves! Oh my!"
We all chimed in.
"Oh! Rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves! Oh my!"
I halted all of a sudden and screamed.
"What is it, Dorothy?"
"..." I pointed.
They turned in the direction I pointed.
"What IS that?" questioned Elizabeth.
"Don't worry, miladies! I'll protect ye!" Jack jumped up and unsheathed his sword.
The two began a sword fight. Parry, thrust, spin...bla bla all those other sword fighting terms. Tutu jumped out of my arms.
"TUTU!"
The creature began to step closer and closer while still fighting Jack. Tutu was in danger of being stepped on!!
"NO!"
I ran over and threw dirt into the creature's eyes. Jack disarmed him.
"You cheated!"
"Pirate." Jack announced.
"And you almost stepped on Tutu!" I picked up the ferret and began cuddling it.
"It's awful enough that you get into a fight with a PIRATE but almost step on the ferret? Uh-uh."
"Well, you didn't have to throw dirt in my eyes. It hurts." He began sniffling.
"Wha' a baby. Makin' a big fuss over nuthin'! Remind meself of...wha be ye name?"
"Will Turner."
"Strong name, lad. Perhaps named after ye father?" inquired Jack.
"HEY! Can we talk about me and trying to get back to California?! Yea thanks!"
"I have a positively wonderful idea! Why don't you join us on our venture, Mister Turner?" Elizabeth exclaimed.
"Now wait a minute. If I'm be going for me rum, and you," as he pointed to Elizabeth, "for a love. Then what do ye be needin'?"
Will began to sang,
"Ye, it's really sad, believe me, totally schmuck,
when you're born to be a eunuch.
But I could show my true side
be a pirate than a blacksmith
If only I had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
that I'm just a pretty youngun'
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brazen as a pirate--"
Elizabeth chimed in,
"I'd be lovely as a poppet--"
Jack sang,
"I'd be drunk like them hobbits--"
"If the governor is a governor who will serve." I sang.
"Then I'm sure to get me rum--" Jack replied.
"A heart--" sang Elizabeth.
"California!" I replied.
"Piracy." sang Will.
We all link arms and began to skipping, winterguard style, and singing,
"Oh, we're off to see the Governor
The Governor of Port Royale.
We hear..."
"hrm....this is really hard. At least in the Wizard of Oz they had whiz of a Wiz!" I commented.
They gave me strange looks.
"We hear he is a gov of a Gov
If ever a Gov there was...?" asked Jack.
Elizabeth said, "I suppose that will have to do for now!"
We began again,
"...If ever, oh ever, a Gov there was
The Governor of Port Royale is one because
because because BECAUSE!
The wonderful things he does!
We're off to see the Governor
The Governor of Port Royale!"
~Meanwhile~
The evil capitan, Barbossa, was staring at the wierd foursome through his little eyeglass.
"Aha!" He laughs.
"So ye don't take heed to warning, do ye? All the more worse for ye then. I shall take care of ye later! When I get me hands on that Aztec gold, I will be a real boy!"
"Man, sir." pointed out Pintel.
"Yes...'man.' Ah, I will see to it that those scally-wags head toward the Isla de la Muerta! Muwahahahaha!"
Ragetti and Pintel started to laugh evilly along with Barbossa.
"No!" Barbossa whined, "Only I get to laugh evilly! I'm the captian!"
